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https://twitter.com/OttawaCitizen/status/1374373883009138702 A true folk hero.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:04 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:24 |
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Please let him be just some lovable weirdo who always wanted to drive a cop car.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:16 |
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By popular demand posted:Please let him be just some lovable weirdo who always wanted to drive a cop car. ......poo poo I really hope so cause uh I just remember the last time a Canadian who wasn't a cop had a cop car and it ended up being the worst mass shooting in our history.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:31 |
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Send... more.... cop(car)s...
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:40 |
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So the cop car was arresting him? You'd think it'd be able to stop him from stealing itself. The autonomous police state nightmare has a few bugs to work out, I guess.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:11 |
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Detective Thompson posted:So the cop car was arresting him? You'd think it'd be able to stop him from stealing itself. The autonomous police state nightmare has a few bugs to work out, I guess. If it's a legitimate theft the police car has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:15 |
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You joke but there is an actual anti theft device in cop cars. It has to be set, so if the vehicle was left running it wouldn't help, but...
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:35 |
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Tesla Autopolice working about as well as expected
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:36 |
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An exotic-looking orange bird turned out to be a seagull covered in curry
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:38 |
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The Bloop posted:Tesla Autopolice working about as well as expected I'd say better, most goons would expect that to burst into flames and ram an orphanage or something.
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:09 |
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Give me back my lunch!
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:23 |
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Don Gato posted:I'd say better, most goons would expect that to burst into flames and ram an orphanage or something. I believe it sets itself on fire and runs into cop cars actually. Though expect isn’t the right word because both those things happen surprisingly frequently
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:23 |
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Swinging, Pot Smoking Delco Councilman Will Not Resign.
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# ? Mar 27, 2021 16:28 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2021 17:07 |
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White Ladies Letting People Smoke Weed and Get Laid Challenge
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 19:22 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 23:13 |
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Uh, no baby. I'm just following in the footsteps of the most successful archosaur group, birds, who have done away with the penis altogether. In a couple of million generations, our kids will be sprouting wings and flying around!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:49 |
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a good number of birds do have penises though
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:53 |
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more like Crocodile No D
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:00 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:a good number of birds do have penises though Roosters, for example
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:00 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Roosters, for example You walk the walk but do your cocks have cocks?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:06 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:a good number of birds do have penises though Yeah, but mostly from the two most ancient groups that include roosters and ducks (they lived alongside dinosaurs) and ostriches (probably the most basal of living birds). The more derived birds that came later doesn't have them.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:13 |
quote:Animal of the week
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:30 |
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That's fine we're not shaming. E: VVVVVVV Bitch what did I just say?! By popular demand has a new favorite as of 20:04 on Mar 29, 2021 |
# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:44 |
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StillFullyTerrible posted:a good number of birds do have penises though Whatever you do, don’t google duck penises.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:58 |
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You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:47 |
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Knormal posted:You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him? I don't see a big ol dongus swinging down there, it's gotta be him
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 21:29 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I don't see a big ol dongus swinging down there, it's gotta be him Turn your monitor on
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 11:15 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 16:11 |
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Knormal posted:You think that's the caiman in question, or they just Googled up a caiman pictures and now the stock photo model caiman's buddies are all making fun of him? It's a caiman called "Hide The Shame Harold"
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 16:13 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:It's a caiman called "Hide The Shame Harold"
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 16:17 |
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https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1376653334396903428
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 20:28 |
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https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1377017836309258242
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:18 |
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Suuuure. Twitter shitposts as a modern numbers station.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:26 |
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Splicer posted:Suuuure. I thought that was what Britney Spears Instagram page was for?
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:45 |
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Talk about not getting lost in the sauce.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 06:30 |
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Splicer posted:Suuuure. STRATCOM launching the missiles that end the world via hidden poo poo post. One day you see "$<÷÷÷÷&*⁶=<yr_=$" next thing you know the blinding light ends your consciousness.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 07:32 |
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Langford's Shitpost
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:14 |
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https://www.pennlive.com/life/2021/03/dear-abby-wife-is-unsettled-by-mans-obsession-with-amputation.html
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:24 |
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This isn't a good article to post today, specifically. https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html
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