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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Humphreys posted:

War must have looked fabulous back then.

Bloody fabulous.

Edit: god damnit, what a terrible snype.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The gloves are telling me this is evidence of some kind. Probably of a really bad dentist.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dirkvdberg68/status/1376416776985120769

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009


Lets play spot the libertarian.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Judging by his profile, he was probably going for the woke pseudo-feminist take that she's a young woman, not a girl, but it definitely didn't translate well.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day




They called them Phat Pants, and I wore them in the 90s. Jfc. I busted my face once tripping over my own pants.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I wore JNCOs in the 90s and early 2000s. I feel you, bby

The poses of that first models are :kiss: though

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Meanwhile bell bottoms made a weird comeback at the same time. Nothing touched a millennial's ankle from like 1998 to about 2005.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dick Burglar posted:

The poses of that first models are :kiss: though

I assume that's just how you have to walk in them.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
I would still wear Tripp pants, the inevitable march of time and age be damned

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

TheKennedys posted:

Tripp pants

Name checks out

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dick Burglar posted:

The poses of that first models are :kiss: though

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LifeSunDeath posted:





They called them Phat Pants, and I wore them in the 90s. Jfc. I busted my face once tripping over my own pants.

The ONLY pants to where when busting out some Melbourne Shuffles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI&t=144s

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

If you wore JNCOs then you are forever a dork. There's just no coming back from that.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Also shuffle dance is silly. Why are you walking in place when you could go forwards! We must look to the future, not stay still.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LifeSunDeath posted:





They called them Phat Pants, and I wore them in the 90s. Jfc. I busted my face once tripping over my own pants.

You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny dresses for each leg! SAY IT!

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

If you wore JNCOs then you are forever a dork. There's just no coming back from that.

well duh

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

If you wore JNCOs then you are forever a dork. There's just no coming back from that.

Never liked JNCOs, they weren't right for some reason. Kikwear was my jam. And I just discovered they are still around and make normal fitting pants that aren't expensive, so might pick up some.

e, and they make these! and I really want them now.


one more edit, you people aren't ready for this, the kikwear stash boxers

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Apr 1, 2021

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is that an actual pocket in the front and not just a hole for your wiener to fall out of

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

one more edit, you people aren't ready for this, the kikwear stash boxers


The perfect goon wallet: super safe and undetectable, since no one will ever reach for it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume it is a pocket instead of the dong hole, and frankly I would rather have the dong hole. If I'm putting my credit card near my ball sweat I'm gonna put it right loving in there. No half measures.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

is that an actual pocket in the front and not just a hole for your wiener to fall out of

It's an extra pocket thing in front of the pee hole

quote:

These are unlike any other stash boxers made! We've taken the highest quality athletic fabric and designed the most comfortable boxers ever created. These boxers were designed for guys who spend their nights on the dance floor. They won't ride, bunch, or absorb moisture. They'll keep you feeling fresh all night. There is a hidden pocket on the front that will allow you to stash all your essentials safely and securely.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:

one more edit, you people aren't ready for this, the kikwear stash boxers


Pay is stored by the balls?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I will be forever grateful that my mom refused to buy me the huge brightly colored UFO rave pants when in middle school.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

My plain black boxers go very well with my assortment of beaded bracelets.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OwlFancier posted:

My plain black boxers go very well with my assortment of beaded bracelets.

You can store more bracelets in the boxer pocket. Perfect system.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps some sort of spell to enchant the boxers to supply an endless amount of beads.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Bees?!

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

My plain black boxers go very well with my assortment of beaded bracelets.

Don't forget the HELLA SYKK tribal tattoo. Or a garish font that resembles tribal tattoo. Whatever.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's an extra pocket thing in front of the pee hole

quote:

These are unlike any other stash boxers made! We've taken the highest quality athletic fabric and designed the most comfortable boxers ever created. These boxers were designed for guys who spend their nights on the dance floor. They won't ride, bunch, or absorb moisture. They'll keep you feeling fresh all night. There is a hidden pocket on the front that will allow you to stash all your essentials safely and securely.

:lsd:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

steinrokkan posted:

Pay is stored by the balls?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Definitely the actual purpose of the pocket

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Yeah, it’s a pocket for drugs yall, not a wallet.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

If you wore JNCOs then you are forever a dork. There's just no coming back from that.

I rocked a mullet and now am bald and shave my head. Is that a comeback or resignation?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:lsd:

[/quote]

And here I took the bill gates vaccine instead of the Steve jobs underwear cancer pills

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

CaptainBeefart posted:

I will be forever grateful that my mom refused to buy me the huge brightly colored UFO rave pants when in middle school.

If you don't have embarrassing childhood photos you didn't live.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The only two embarassing childhood photos I have seen are the one with me having blonde tips in school and the one of me when I was five pointing my bumhole at the camera.

So on the whole the teenage fashion choices are not that bad, in perspective.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
gently caress yeah, frosted tips!!!

I don't actually think I have any photographic evidence of mine from middle school*, sadly :rip:

* Maybe high school? I forget when.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

CaptainBeefart posted:

I will be forever grateful that my mom refused to buy me the huge brightly colored UFO rave pants when in middle school.

UFO pants were far superior to JNCO and Kikwear in the giant pants market niche.

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