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A Wizard of Goatse posted:"gradually" lmao the directive to convert heathens even (especially) if it kills them to save them from Hell dates to Roman times, the idea that virtuous nonbelievers could even possibly go anywhere else only got embraced in doctrine a thousand years later and then all the Protestants split off because they hated the idea of actually doing good or evil mattering so much You don't even have to specify non-believers, Christians have a long standing history of murdering each other over minor differences in dogma. For example, a central debate in Christianity is whether Jesus was a god in a human shape, or a human with divine qualities. Seems like an insignificant difference, but people were legit tortured and killed for getting that question wrong.
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Apr 2, 2021 07:36
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RememberYourMantra posted:On the one hand, I can't stand evangelical christian cultists and I delight in their misery. On the other hand, this kid obviously is a pathological narcissist like most people in the entertainment business and is only in this for his own vanity. He'll go wherever the eyeballs go even if that means he fakes finding jesus in 18 months after he falls out of the news cycle. Can't we fire them all with a cannon into the sun? oh wow this is hard-hitting analysis maybe go splash some cold water on your face and call your mother. edit: LNX/Montero rules.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:11
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Michael dodged a huge bullet and his favorite artist is tearing up the charts with an amazing song. Y'all making fun of him because he loves his dinner but I'm happy for him.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:39
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She looks like my first gf in middleschool yet she be equally wack in demeanor and style. Crazy how that happens
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Apr 2, 2021 16:49
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:She looks like my first gf in middleschool yet she be equally wack in demeanor and style. Crazy how that happens Nice humblebrag 
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Apr 2, 2021 16:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:She looks like my first gf in middleschool yet she be equally wack in demeanor and style. Crazy how that happens ok matt gaetz
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Apr 2, 2021 16:58
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Smugworth posted:Nice humblebrag There's no way to brag about middleschool relationships it's like a natural law that they're all insanely bad and give you retroactive douchechills when you think about them
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Apr 2, 2021 17:02
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Smugworth posted:Nice humblebrag Are you doing the "my girlfriend!" thing, but for real?
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Apr 2, 2021 17:36
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stratdax posted:Are you doing the "my girlfriend!" thing, but for real? He is kidding
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Apr 2, 2021 17:37
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It's kind of comical really, the christians are really pissed off about this song (and also the Satan Shoes)... But they are the ones fueling the songs popularity... like the song and video would probably just faded away pretty quickly if it wasn't for the outrage... But now everyone has to see the video...
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Apr 2, 2021 17:44
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He is kidding oh ok, don't mind me
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RememberYourMantra posted:On the one hand, I can't stand evangelical christian cultists and I delight in their misery. On the other hand, this kid obviously is a pathological narcissist like most people in the entertainment business and is only in this for his own vanity. He'll go wherever the eyeballs go even if that means he fakes finding jesus in 18 months after he falls out of the news cycle. Can't we fire them all with a cannon into the sun? A sign of the times every time that I speak A dime and a nine, it was mine every week What a time, an incline, God was shinin' on me
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Apr 2, 2021 17:58
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Lil Nas X will be pleased to know that he is number one in the UK. Being gay and doing crimes does pay, it's official. We were going to hell anyway, might as well make the best of it. Edit: also number one in Ireland, apparently. Jollity Farm fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Apr 2, 2021 |
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Jollity Farm posted:Lil Nas X will be pleased to know that he is number one in the UK. Being gay and doing crimes does pay, it's official. We were going to hell anyway, might as well make the best of it. hell ya
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Apr 2, 2021 18:32
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stratdax posted:oh ok, don't mind me 
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Apr 2, 2021 18:39
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You could make a lot of money if you were a young rapper who came out with a single about ascending to heaven and giving Jesus a tasteful blowjob.
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Apr 2, 2021 18:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:You could make a lot of money if you were a young rapper who came out with a single about ascending to heaven and giving Jesus a tasteful blowjob. I think they're only allowed over-the-clothes in Heaven. Maybe a rub 'til completion?
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Apr 2, 2021 18:47
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Ok I did have a dream last night and in one moment of the dream lil nas x was there and he kissed me on the cheek and I said "I never want this to stop haha". Then kinda looked at everyone around us and rolled his eyes like ok weirdo and it felt so real.
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Apr 2, 2021 18:49
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Lmao at getting owned in your own dreams
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Apr 2, 2021 18:51
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I had a dream I achieved CHIM and utilized it to create copies of Hotshot by Shaggy
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Apr 2, 2021 18:53
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Ok I did have a dream last night and in one moment of the dream lil nas x was there and he kissed me on the cheek and I said "I never want this to stop haha". Then kinda looked at everyone around us and rolled his eyes like ok weirdo and it felt so real. i believe the term for this is "rent free"
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Apr 2, 2021 20:08
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, yeah. That is gradually. Roman times were several thousand years after the development of religion and myths like the punishment of Sisyphus in the afterlife (for being an especially wicked person/ruler) was already ancient by the time Rome Christianized. While a particularly bad fellow might get a particularly bad punishment, the common view in the classical Greek world seems to have been that most people ended up in hades. For example see the Odyssey, where heroes specifically called out as being particularly good are there. Mostly the new testament uses the word "hades" where it's translated to hell and the intended audience was significantly helenized so probably had a fair understanding of the idea.
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Apr 2, 2021 22:47
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Weka posted:While a particularly bad fellow might get a particularly bad punishment, the common view in the classical Greek world seems to have been that most people ended up in hades. For example see the Odyssey, where heroes specifically called out as being particularly good are there. Mostly the new testament uses the word "hades" where it's translated to hell and the intended audience was significantly helenized so probably had a fair understanding of the idea. I always figured that was a selling point of Christianity in like 100 AD. Afterlife in poo poo hades or sweet heaven? The choice is easy.
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Apr 2, 2021 23:26
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DickParasite posted:I always figured that was a selling point of Christianity in like 100 AD. Afterlife in poo poo hades or sweet heaven? The choice is easy. there were mystery religions that predated christianity where you would go to a temple and like look at a piece of corn for 5 days and do secret stuff and then at the end of it you were given eternal life in sweet heaven in exchange for not telling anybody about the secret stuff you did during those 5 days. they were v popular. it was really when Constantine converted and being Christian meant sweet job promotions that the religion gained steam really quickly.
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Apr 2, 2021 23:37
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I'm not even sure this is the right thread for this but I just remembered back in high school I got some free Tool and Red Hot Chili Peppers CDs from a fellow catholic who was afraid owning them would send him to hell. Thanks Satan!
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Apr 2, 2021 23:40
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Well now I wanna join a corn cult. If a corncult recruiter sees this PM me.
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Apr 2, 2021 23:44
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The first rule of Corn Cult is there is no Corn Cult.
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Apr 2, 2021 23:46
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[extremely homer simpson voice] I think he might be gay
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Corn Cult: Country Girls Make Do.
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Gay-hating anti-democracy fascists are bad, but do you know whats EVEN WORSE. Self-absorbed celebrities
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Apr 3, 2021 00:51
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:there were mystery religions that predated christianity where you would go to a temple and like look at a piece of corn for 5 days and do secret stuff and then at the end of it you were given eternal life in sweet heaven in exchange for not telling anybody about the secret stuff you did during those 5 days. they were v popular. it was really when Constantine converted and being Christian meant sweet job promotions that the religion gained steam really quickly. Mormons aren’t really a mystery religion anymore
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old beast lunatic posted:I'm not even sure this is the right thread for this but I just remembered back in high school I got some free Tool and Red Hot Chili Peppers CDs from a fellow catholic who was afraid owning them would send him to hell. Tool and the Chili Peps, huh? Sounds like he dodged two really lame bullets.
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Dear Watson posted:Mormons aren’t really a mystery religion anymore
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Apr 3, 2021 01:30
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:Self-absorbed celebrities Is this aimed towards Lil Nas X? I can't tell. Also this song sucks but god drat the shitstorm it caused is great. God bless this dude.
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Apr 3, 2021 01:52
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sigher posted:Also this song sucks Is this aimed towards Lil Nas X? I can't tell.
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Apr 3, 2021 02:42
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sigher posted:
I think it's neat!
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song slaps actually
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sigher posted:Is this aimed towards Lil Nas X? I can't tell. It's a good song go listen to neuvo noisecore synthwave (what I mean is go gently caress yourself and hail Satan)
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