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Party Boat posted:This? I think it's a Monty Python thing, not Achewood Ah, that would explain it.
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Party Boat posted:This? I think it's a Monty Python thing, not Achewood http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11102006 tell me there is not a resemblance (my favorite detail of this strip is that Phillipe has felt compelled to dress up)
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http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11272006 Not that he will kill them, but that they will die there
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drrockso20 posted:Haven't seen that one before, the Whole Foods route is the funniest one There's no truer statement than "If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL." Just know that ladies hell of mentally file Taco Bell-based meals away to use against us when we're fatter.
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GigaPeon posted:There's no truer statement than "If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL." 1) don’t get fat 2) exercise and then eat whatever you want
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GigaPeon posted:There's no truer statement than "If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL." PICKS UP CELERY ROOT OH DEAR GOD IT IS THE MANDRAKE ROOT NO WONDER IT IS THIRTY-SEVEN DOLLARS
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Ok Comboomer posted:1) don’t get fat (MENTION THE RUN)
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3. live forever, never age
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Ok Comboomer posted:3. live forever, never age 4. Philippe is Five
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Daktar posted:4. Philippe is Five code:
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Daktar posted:4. Philippe is Five 5. it is important to be supportive, people
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Did Achewood predict NFTs by making fun of the heady days of the second dot com boom? http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07032007
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Party Boat posted:This? I think it's a Monty Python thing, not Achewood
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Halloween Jack posted:It's uncanny how they perfectly got the style of bogus martial arts ads from 1970-2000 
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De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!
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Some even got on the mayor!
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Pastry of the Year posted:Some even got on the mayor! Even the mayor!
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When Mayors Aren't Enough: Coping With Mayor Fascination and Fallout
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To the Press: Presidential Candidate Philippe wants you to know that he has moved past childish mayor worship, and onto bigger and better things—like Presidents and running for President. Also he is five. Hi!
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Speaking of Mayors, I had forgotten all about Cunty the Sardine and apartments for ungrateful people. He's the damnedest little fellow!
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ugh im getting old i was in some bar last night and some 20 year old was wearing red skinny jeans around his knees and my internal monologue was pretty much verbatim ray/little nephew
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Eau de MacGowan posted:ugh im getting old i was in some bar last night and some 20 year old was wearing red skinny jeans around his knees and my internal monologue was pretty much verbatim ray/little nephew Yes, old people are out of touch and often have heads full of out of date, backwards ideas, but kids can also do just the dumbest goddamn things they can think of. On the upside, maybe you could get mad rutty with the social worker that shows up later. A.o.D. fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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Almost done with your emoji pancakes, Phillippe!
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drrockso20 posted:PICKS UP CELERY ROOT I wonder if Ray has an unexpected knowledge of fantasy genre fiction and has foolishly confused it with reality, and so thinks that this is the same kind of mandrake that screams and kills people, or if in the world of Achewood mandrake really does work like that. Reminder: in the world of Achewood there are such things as the Wheel of Reincarnation and Magreaux dogs.
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Pentaro posted:Almost done with your emoji pancakes, Phillippe!  Now I'm having an even worse day than the time Superman wore a police hat in the shower.
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paradoxGentleman posted:I wonder if Ray has an unexpected knowledge of fantasy genre fiction and has foolishly confused it with reality, and so thinks that this is the same kind of mandrake that screams and kills people, or if in the world of Achewood mandrake really does work like that. I image Ray has been watching Harry Potter movies
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paradoxGentleman posted:Magreaux dogs. Anybody got a link to this series?
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Pershing posted:Anybody got a link to this series? https://achewood.com/index.php?date=09062006
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It's odd seeing Pat caring for another sentient being the way he does for Ray in that one, isn't it?
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paradoxGentleman posted:It's odd seeing Pat caring for another sentient being the way he does for Ray in that one, isn't it? I mean, he’s a decent enough partner for Rod to want to marry him
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paradoxGentleman posted:It's odd seeing Pat caring for another sentient being the way he does for Ray in that one, isn't it? I wonder if this is Pat dropping his affected know-it-all persona when things get serious.
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Pat knows how to act when it's serious time, which is one of the few things he has over the other two cats. He takes himself way too seriously so that makes perfect sense.
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Pat's great crusade is "barbers are overpaid," which really casts him as the sort of person who gets mad because he's bored. Makes sense that he'd fall into a normal gear when there's stakes closer to home.
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There's a text piece somewhere about Rod and Pat on a date and they actually come across as really nice and cute together. I think Pat just has his woes (and also his character wobbled around a little as Onstad figured out everybody's voice). Edit: I really like Pat as a character mostly because of the strip where he slides from being giddy about coming out to chiding his dad for not taking the obligations of queerness seriously enough, which is one of my favorite little snippers of a super common thing that I've ever seen. How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Apr 19, 2021 |
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The comedy comes from seeing Pat do it over the course of about 5 seconds. I assume that coming out has loosened some of Pat's psycho controlling tendencies; some rabbits may even survive coming into his yard. Still a racist rear end in a top hat, though.
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How Wonderful! posted:There's a text piece somewhere about Rod and Pat on a date and they actually come across as really nice and cute together. I think Pat just has his woes (and also his character wobbled around a little as Onstad figured out everybody's voice). Yeah I think that's the one where they realize they've found "our place" and they're just so happy and contented about it, it's really sweet 
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 dogg, we got maaannes
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Tonight I got to describe a person as being "from Circumstances". I don't think there's any other Achewoodism nearly as useful.
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