Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Saoshyant posted:

Context: Adam-X the X-Treme just got shot in the head!

X-Men Legends #02 (2021)

Unless he's put a bone case in his rear end too, that healing factor or whatever he has is gonna be in overdrive whenever he sits down.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 01:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:13

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

You can't see it from the way the panel's cropped, but each cheek is the size of a beach ball.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 03:49

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Libra posted:

You can't see it from the way the panel's cropped, but each cheek is the size of a beach ball.

Im trying to think
But im dummy thicc
And the clap of my rear end cheeks keeps giving me concussions

# ? Apr 2, 2021 11:14

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

X-O posted:

They went to great lengths to protect his identity.

Catching up from a few pages back.

Where is this from?

# ? Apr 2, 2021 13:19

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Mystery Men Comics #14 (1940)

Scarlet Spiders #1 (2015)

# ? Apr 2, 2021 13:35

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

x-men legends is somehow more 90's than actual comics published in the 90's. it's not quite as 90's as major x, though.

Well that one's literally drawn by Rob Liefeld, it's hard to get more '90s than that.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 15:29

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Begemot posted:

Well that one's literally drawn by Rob Liefeld, it's hard to get more '90s than that.

I know this is the Internet, where you can spout nonsense without even checking, but the first two issues of Legends are drawn by Brett Booth, who's very good at channeling the 90's. Liefeld hasn't worked on anything more recent than a GI Joe mini-series.

One good hint that this isn't Liefeld is that everyone has feet and proper anatomy. Also pictured, Adam X the X-Treme's assbrain.

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Apr 2, 2021

# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:32

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Man, they gotta fight a bunch of Moon Knights.

On the Moon?

Wild.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:38

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Saoshyant posted:

I know this is the Internet, where you can spout nonsense without even checking, but the first two issues of Legends are drawn by Brett Booth, who's very good at channeling the 90's. Liefeld hasn't worked on anything more recent than a GI Joe mini-series.

One good hint that this isn't Liefeld is that everyone has feet and proper anatomy. Also pictured, Adam X the X-Treme's assbrain.

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 17:01

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

He's not even holding the right-hand one, for any reasonable definition of hold.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 17:05

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Begemot posted:

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.

Impossible anatomy - Check
No Feet - Check
Pouches - Check
Weird perspective non-sensical guns - Check

Yup, that's a Liefeld all right.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 18:50

wdarkk: Oct 26, 2007; Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

3D Megadoodoo posted:

He's not even holding the right-hand one, for any reasonable definition of hold.

I'm trying to figure out where the thumb on that hand went.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 18:59

Strange Cares: Nov 22, 2007; ROYAL RAINBOW!

I do love Liefeld's lovely, impossible guns. There's something really charming about how stupid and blocky they are

# ? Apr 2, 2021 19:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Strange Cares posted:

I do love Liefeld's lovely, impossible guns. There's something really charming about how stupid and blocky they are

I like the one that's made out of concrete.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 20:20

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like the one that's made out of concrete.

Concrete guns, for when you want to inflict the brutalist injuries

# ? Apr 2, 2021 20:46

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

wdarkk posted:

I'm trying to figure out where the thumb on that hand went.

It clearly goes into the gun. It's a gun that shoots thumbs.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 21:12

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Deptfordx posted:

Catching up from a few pages back.

Where is this from?

Monsters, Myths, and Marvels.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 22:30

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Bucnasti posted:

Impossible anatomy - Check
No Feet - Check
Pouches - Check
Weird perspective non-sensical guns - Check

Yup, that's a Liefeld all right.

Absolutely no trigger discipline - mega-check.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 05:33

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rhyno posted:

Man, they gotta fight a bunch of Moon Knights.

On the Moon?

Wild.

Is that what that is!?

Why am I so excited about the idea of it?

# ? Apr 3, 2021 05:58

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Open Marriage Night posted:

Is that what that is!?

Why am I so excited about the idea of it?

Those are clearly Moon Knights.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 06:25

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Samovar posted:

Absolutely no trigger discipline - mega-check.

I'm gonna be honest, I really don't care about trigger discipline in super hero books. I like that most comics either don't have guns or only villains have guns because it's bad to teach kids guns are a valid solution to conflict, but once guns are involved in a story, just go loving hog wild with them.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 07:29

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Push El Burrito posted:

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

And also the big one has so many cracks it's gonna explode when he pulls the trigger.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 09:11

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Begemot posted:

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.

"Hey Cable, someone put a 'kick me' sign on your back"
https://i.imgur.com/J8Axogg.gifv

# ? Apr 3, 2021 11:01

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

All-Flash #1 (1941)

Kid Eternity #1 (1993)

# ? Apr 3, 2021 16:52

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Rhyno posted:

Those are clearly Moon Knights.

Moon Knights of the Crescent Table

Based, of course in the Cairo Necropolis, Qarafa.

"Qarafa!"

""Qarafa!"

"It's only a model."

"Ssssh!"

<insert song and dance bit here>

"On second thoughts, lets not go to Qarafa. 'Tis a silly place ..."

(Khonshu is muttering to himself and and planning a new expansion to the place just for those laughing>

# ? Apr 3, 2021 18:46

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

I just want to make a Darthemed appreciation post. Thank you for your service :patriot:

# ? Apr 3, 2021 18:55

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Ygolonac posted:

Moon Knights of the Crescent Table

Based, of course in the Cairo Necropolis, Qarafa.

"Qarafa!"

""Qarafa!"

"It's only a model."

"Ssssh!"

<insert song and dance bit here>

"On second thoughts, lets not go to Qarafa. 'Tis a silly place ..."

(Khonshu is muttering to himself and and planning a new expansion to the place just for those laughing>

Thank you for taking my silly posts and going excellent places with it.

# ? Apr 4, 2021 08:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The correct pluralisation is Moons Knight.

# ? Apr 4, 2021 11:03

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Alacron posted:

I just want to make a Darthemed appreciation post. Thank you for your service

I just hope I have more hits than misses.

Shadow Comics #11 (1941)

Mr. Monster Attacks #3 (1992)

# ? Apr 4, 2021 16:05

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Darthemed posted:

Mr. Monster Attacks #3 (1992)

Now I want to try eating a pizza with liver on it.

# ? Apr 4, 2021 17:17

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

"HELLO, PIZZA" is how I am going to answer all phone calls from now on.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 02:06

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

I already answer my phone calls the same way, my girlfriend threatens to leave me over it all the time.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 02:14

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Mystique #1 by BKV (I wanna say 2007?)

# ? Apr 5, 2021 03:07

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Blue Beetle #14 (1942)

The Question Quarterly #3 (1991)

# ? Apr 5, 2021 17:03

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Uncanny X-Men: #125

# ? Apr 5, 2021 17:34

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

That explains Proteus' attitude problem.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 17:50

FFT: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

cant cook creole bream posted:

Now I want to try eating a pizza with liver on it.

I've spread a bit of chicken pat� on a pizza once.

I could have done it again if I wanted, but did not.

Much too rich.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:12

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

How Wonderful! posted:

That explains Proteus' attitude problem.

Proteus was incel, discuss.

(No don't.)

e: I think Proteus in that story-line was the first thing in an American comic book that I found actually scary as a kid.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 21:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:13

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Proteus was incel, discuss.

(No don't.)

e: I think Proteus in that story-line was the first thing in an American comic book that I found actually scary as a kid.

He goes through a lot of bodies in those four issues and leaves them all dead, dried out husks, certainly the stuff of nightmares.

# ? Apr 5, 2021 22:20

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