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You never own an antimony pill, you just excrete over and over for your children.
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I do like making hashbrowns on my waffle iron - they turn out so crispy and have little pockets for hot sauce. ...I'm going to do a quick check for severed doll heads, uh, be right back.
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Apr 4, 2021 22:16
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Sanguinary Novel posted:...I'm going to do a quick check for severed doll heads, uh, be right back.
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Apr 4, 2021 22:23
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uber_stoat posted:no curry rules. holy poo poo the natto lmao
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Apr 4, 2021 22:29
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Is that a wedge of brie for the ear? lmao
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Apr 4, 2021 22:56
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I could, in fact, ask for a better breakfast trick than that.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:04
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I especially enjoy that the beans are held together by the goop from the alien films, so they actualy look like a cluster of tiny sonic eggs that will hatch inside you and run loops through your intenstines until you die.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:05
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Boo! Boo to these stunt whifey-can't-cook videos. loving lame rear end click bait. I want REAL food terror.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:13
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OwlFancier posted:I especially enjoy that the beans are held together by the goop from the alien films, so they actualy look like a cluster of tiny sonic eggs that will hatch inside you and run loops through your intenstines until you die. yes that's what they said, natto
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Apr 4, 2021 23:21
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Wasabi the J posted:Boo! Yeah, I was actually expecting some kind of disaster, but that looks pretty okay aside from maybe the bacon being undercooked. Not great, but eh whatever. https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1373381135988822017 https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1378748130158579715 https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1378398358914617346 https://twitter.com/AlissaZhu/status/1374722591714336768 https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1377609318221107200
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Apr 5, 2021 02:28
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you know it's bad when the promotional shots of fast food look terrible
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Apr 5, 2021 02:56
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I don't think it looks bad, I just think that it doesn't look like food. Kinda weird how both monsters are the same color, but only the gorilla burger has to be black.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:58
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Big anus burger is what you get from injecting the stock cubes into it.
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Apr 5, 2021 03:09
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I mean, pro wrestlers are not known for their good decision-making skills.
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Hypocritically, I remember being at my friends' house and I offered to cook a quesadilla, and they said sure (stoned). After banging around i started feeling awkward because I couldn't find a pan. Like I'm not some Chef or anything but they were hungry and I can cook, and the kitchen seemed normal. I end up asking where the pans are, because they were hidden behind a pile of crap including a big rear end waffle iron. One of them responds, "why do you need a pan to make a quesadilla?" And my brain kind of locked up and I didn't know how to proceed now. It wasn't a waffle iron. It was a loving quesadilla maker. Goddamn. It
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Sound on https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qft06qLghy1upxrc9.mp4
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Chefs club is the fakest clickbait poo poo e: I didn't watch with sound so it's possible I'm missing the joke. But I can live with that. spankmeister has a new favorite as of 08:19 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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Apr 5, 2021 08:16
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OwlFancier posted:This was your grandfather's poo poo pill, today it is my poo poo pill, and tomorrow, son, it shall be your poo poo pill.
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spankmeister posted:Chefs club is the fakest clickbait poo poo The sound is the entire joke. The video is just another one of their monstrosities.
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Apr 5, 2021 08:42
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Ah, well, nevertheless
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Apr 5, 2021 08:54
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spankmeister posted:e: I didn't watch with sound so it's possible I'm missing the joke. But I can live with that. Yeah. It's not the usual peppy Chefsclub soundtrack. If it was, I'd say get that poo poo out of here, this thread is for things that people intend to consume.
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Apr 5, 2021 10:05
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ngl I hoped that score would escalate into something from doom eternal's ost fits as is tho
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LvK posted:I mean, pro wrestlers are not known for their good decision-making skills. Plus, Jack Evans has been high since 2004. Probably tasted pretty good to him
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Apr 5, 2021 12:47
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Dead animal in slime and potato cylinders.
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Apr 5, 2021 12:57
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I love this
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Apr 5, 2021 14:39
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They didn't label and identify the original white disc so I am going to assume it is Elephant Brains
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Apr 5, 2021 14:55
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I believe it's brie.(ns)
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Apr 5, 2021 14:57
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SlothfulCobra posted:Kinda weird how both monsters are the same color, but only the gorilla burger has to be black. That's only in Mexico, though. It's a beef vs. chicken burger situation here in the States (which could be its own problem if you really read into it hard).
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Apr 6, 2021 01:33
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pan-fried twinkies n' glorp
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That entire thing might actually work without the ground beef layer
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Yond Cassius posted:That's only in Mexico, though. It's a beef vs. chicken burger situation here in the States (which could be its own problem if you really read into it hard). I would have figured that Godzilla would have been the chicken sandwich since alligators supposedly taste like chicken, and King Kong is a mammal, which I would assume would taste like beef (or more likely pork)
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Iron Crowned posted:I would have figured that Godzilla would have been the chicken sandwich since alligators supposedly taste like chicken, and King Kong is a mammal, which I would assume would taste like beef (or more likely pork) 
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Iron Crowned posted:I would have figured that Godzilla would have been the chicken sandwich since alligators supposedly taste like chicken, and King Kong is a mammal, which I would assume would taste like beef (or more likely pork) Alligator, at least from a tin, tastes like fish.
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Iguanas do supposedly taste like chicken, which is pretty relevant to Godzilla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uw0_HT8vVw
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Apr 6, 2021 21:17
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Fresh alligator definitely does not taste like fish
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Apr 6, 2021 21:18
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Alligator is great. Especially in the form of a appetizer with those little metal ramekins of marinara sauce, honey mustard sauce and horseradish sauce.
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