revisiting the chattahoochee

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

guess what it's still hotter than

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:03

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:21

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

OP I have driven over the chattahoochee river many dozens of times in my life and I can assure you, that muddy water means NOTHING to me

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:06

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I am probably going to lay a little rubber on some chattahoochee-adjacent Georgia asphalt myself in the next few weeks and I hope to learn a lot more about living and a little more about love in the 15 seconds I will be a over the chattahoochee

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:10

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Traveling to all 4 Grundy counties desperately trying to find the wife auction

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

entering the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight to kill the lich within

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# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

entering the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight to kill the lich within

# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

they were all out of grape snow cones :negative:

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# ? Apr 5, 2021 19:59

kuskus

I replaced my boot spurs with mandoline blades so I can cut kernels from corn cobs really fast by square dancing in a bucket of fresh cobs
plus alan jackson lyrics

# ? Apr 5, 2021 20:02

nut

poo poo my britches doing the hoochie coochie agin

# ? Apr 5, 2021 20:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Got a little crazy but I never got caught touching the chattahoochee with my rear end and feet

# ? Apr 8, 2021 03:45

FutonForensic

never had a plan, just livin' for the minute

ah poo poo, it's a new minute. guess ill die. really wished i planned better

# ? Apr 8, 2021 05:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

never had a plan, just livin' for the minute

ah poo poo, it's a new minute. guess ill die. really wished i planned better

lol

# ? Apr 8, 2021 05:22

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

guess what it's still hotter than

A sip of raspberry boochy?

# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:40

Escape From Noise

Another lonely night with a burger down by the river. Wincing at the sting of the mustard. I asked for none! Oh well. Too late to turn back now.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:44

biosterous

FutonForensic posted:

never had a plan, just livin' for the minute

ah poo poo, it's a new minute. guess ill die. really wished i planned better

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he/him

# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The pale moonlight shines upon a weathered pyramid of cans. A fire pit sits, cold and unkempt, the ashes scattering in a chill wind. The nearby Chattahoochee laps against the banks forlornly.

The truck, long out of gas and rusting, all four tires long flattened and rotted out. The tinny portable radio still playing Merle Haggard, weakly, from a cassette tape, wheezes and clicks through another rewind and play.

No one will find you. No one ever looked. You are alone at the end of this world.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the starry georgia sky casts a silvery pallor over the rippling waters, like so many grape snow cones gushing forth, moving as one liquid being in the night.

the long abandoned burger shop lists to one side in the night wind, waiting for the crawling ivies of the riverbank to reclaim it. the sound of creaking metal twisting in the breeze is the only voice to be heard here in this forgotten place

you'll always be willing, but she'll never be ready because she's in the ground now, just like everyone you ever knew

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:49

Escape From Noise

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 04:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

drat dude

# ? Apr 9, 2021 04:31

Escape From Noise

For sale: hoochie coochie, never caught.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 04:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

with this information I'm prepared to posit that the chattahoochee river is at least 99° fahrenheit. that seems plausible

# ? Apr 9, 2021 04:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

poo poo my britches doing the hoochie coochie agin

# ? Apr 9, 2021 05:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

For sale: hoochie coochie, never caught.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 05:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 14:21

nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

dont worry i never got caught

# ? Apr 9, 2021 14:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Friday night. River party. It's hotter than... Well, a hoochie coochie. You see her. Walking across toward you. Passing the fire pit, under the pale moonlight. Her surface, glistening. Her mountains, blue.

That's right, boys, the sentient spirit of a Beeramid is walking toward you. You were willing, but, she is not ready.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 16:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

thinking srsly about getting this thread published. I'm consumed. Real post

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Apr 10, 2021 08:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

still waiting for a hoochie testimonial 2 cite in the liner notes :allears:

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# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:00

Escape From Noise

Chattanooga Chickencheese

# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:11

Elmnt80

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 22:49

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 03:27

alnilam

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

holy poo poo

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 11, 2021 04:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Escape From Noise posted:

I met a traveller from way down yonder,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless pyramids of cans
Stand in the pale moonlight. . . . Near them, on the muddy water,
Half sunk a shattered truck lies, whose fogged windows,
And grape snow cones, and sneer of cold burger,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that lived for the minute, and the heart that laid rubber;
And on the Georgia asphalt, these words appear:
My name is Alan Jackson, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
But he never got caught. Round the decay
Of that colossal hoochie coochie, boundless and bare
The lone and level muddy waters stretch far away.

Shut it down this is the best

# ? Apr 11, 2021 04:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Teddy Thunders posted:

Shut it down this is the best

agreed. /thread

# ? Apr 11, 2021 04:58

Escape From Noise

Oh no! I killed a thread!

# ? Apr 11, 2021 05:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I mean what else is there to say about the song chattahoochee

# ? Apr 11, 2021 05:17

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

I mean what else is there to say about the song chattahoochee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUUNslMcGh8

# ? Apr 11, 2021 05:26

Elmnt80

I'm very sad I can't goldmine non AI threads right now.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 05:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I learned who I was ITT :tipshat:

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 06:26

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:21

Stoner Sloth

welcome hello & chattahoochee

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 06:35

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