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u have 24 hours to spend a billion dollars on ur posts what do u do |
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wait mods change the title to gag's billions
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Apr 6, 2021 22:05
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wait no don't
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Apr 6, 2021 22:05
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yeah do it
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Apr 6, 2021 22:12
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Mods please change this to OUR billions because it would be EXTREMELY unbyob to not SHARE. 
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Apr 6, 2021 22:17
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Rarity won one billion and shared one billion with every yobber, so now it's byob billions It's even in the forum name
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Apr 6, 2021 22:18
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with each post i would spend surplus money by simply leaving a tip at the end of it
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Apr 6, 2021 22:25
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nut posted:with each post i would spend surplus money by simply leaving a tip at the end of it Wow I... Okay I mean, if you wanna just leave post-its with "check you are oil" on them I guess that's fine but instead of spending money on post-it notes and sharpies you could just leave some extra money. |
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Apr 6, 2021 22:26
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I'd buy breakfast for dinner for every yobber so we can spread this crazy idea
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Apr 6, 2021 22:28
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Goons Are Great posted:I'd buy breakfast for dinner for every yobber so we can spread this crazy idea Ok I am in on breakfast for dinner if we can have those fancy sugar waffles my mam never let me eat |
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Apr 6, 2021 22:32
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i went ahead about bought an Inverted Jenny stamp for 1.5 million USD on credit and stuck it to this post 
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Apr 6, 2021 22:50
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I would tip good posts tbh
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Apr 6, 2021 22:53
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i would fund a netflix original series featuring dramatic reenactments of every goldmined byob thread, with cutaways to interviews of th e ORIGINAL posters with their voices pitched down and in shadow
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Apr 6, 2021 22:54
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like my softcore snail porn content? check out my ko-fi:
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Apr 6, 2021 22:54
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NO burning it is not allowed
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Apr 6, 2021 22:59
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The tyrant Rarity has once again hoodwinked and bamboozled the decent and honest posters of the yob out of our hard-earned billions and I for one will not stand idly by. I have not forgotten and I will never forget the untold millions who died for this revolution, and in their honor I say that this tyrant must be allowed to reign no longer!
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Apr 6, 2021 23:01
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FutonForensic posted:i would fund a netflix original series featuring dramatic reenactments of every goldmined byob thread, with cutaways to interviews of th e ORIGINAL posters with their voices pitched down and in shadow 
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Apr 6, 2021 23:26
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Two five-hundred million dollar sandwiches |
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Apr 7, 2021 00:47
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A single compressed button of peyote, a Balldo and a zip of mids. |
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Apr 7, 2021 00:53
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get a house, and spend the rest on pancakes to fill the house with me and my friends will never be hungry again
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Apr 7, 2021 00:58
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sig by Heather Papps
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I don't even get out of bed for less than 15 figures. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:02
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I would like to buy a vowel. In real life. I'm going to become infinitely richer until everyone learns Aramaic. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:06
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Teddy Thunders posted:I would like to buy a vowel. In real life. I'm going to become infinitely richer until everyone learns Aramaic. yeah i will immediately pivot to an abjad language 
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Apr 7, 2021 01:15
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i am going to purchase the ocean |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:16
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im gonna buy all the funny posts
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Apr 7, 2021 01:31
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I'm going to buy a house next to Jeff Bezos's house and a shop vac and I'm going to make uncomfortable eye contact with him while vacuuming my lawn. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:34
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I'm going to buy the majority share of Purolator out from under Canada Post and then run the company into the ground. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:35
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I'm going to buy the Coffee Crisp factory and move operations juuuust over the border so they basically HAVE to let us have them here. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:35
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I'm going to buy a mega guillotine and use it to slice the tops off of jack o lanterns every year to great fanfare from my neighborhood. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:36
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I'm going to get it all changed into pennies so we can line every remaining shopping mall food court fountain with old pennies. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:37
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I'm gonna become a wilderness heathen and burn the cash for warmth. |
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Apr 7, 2021 01:37
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Teddy Thunders posted:I'm going to buy the majority share of Purolator out from under Canada Post and then run the company into the ground. thank you
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Apr 7, 2021 04:05
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Macnult posted:i am going to purchase the ocean Woah! Come on! |
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Apr 7, 2021 11:35
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I'm going to hire someone to produce an AI that will post for me. |
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Apr 7, 2021 11:36
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I'm going to purchase EFN's posting AI and then marry it. |
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Apr 7, 2021 13:11
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I'm going to hire someone to program an AI that can do the marriage between the posting AI and TT in a meaningful and sacred way
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Apr 7, 2021 14:02
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Goons Are Great posted:I'm going to hire someone to program an AI that can do the marriage between the posting AI and TT in a meaningful and sacred way The true price of friendship: about a billion dollars |
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Apr 7, 2021 14:11
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Donate it to a needy forum with orphan posters and no porn snails |
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Apr 7, 2021 14:26
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Always the bridesgoon...
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Apr 7, 2021 16:37
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hiring a small army of coders to fix the forums so that astral can take a well earned break |
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