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Maxwell Lord posted:I figure he was a corpse in a funeral home that already was made-up for the service so the green doesn’t show through
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It’s like how Twilight has both vampires and werewolves. In Dawn, the world is overtaken by zombies and Doug Henderson.
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Apr 6, 2021 19:37
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Middle management zombie looks healthier and more alive than I do.
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Maybe he’s Beau Salt.
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ruddiger posted:Russian Lord of the Rings TV movie Apparently there’s a guerilla Russian Silmarrillion opera out there somewhere too https://m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR3Un1HsyFy7tOgfhHinOhoYO0zfic0SlilRXxRVRJeeVPLv1VjO0_NNcK0&v=Y65yojaHgOc&feature=youtu.be
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Lurdiak posted:As bonkers as Surviving Edged Weapons is for the obvious paranoia it likely fostered in any cop that watched it and the ridiculous satanic cult segment, it's extremely tamed compared to the batshit "warrior training" style stuff cops are exposed to in the modern day. Cops are worse now than they were in the goddamn 80s and it's because people made a conscious choice to train them and give them the legal freedom to be as awful as possible. Killology courses are insane. Led by David Grossman, who tried to sell it to the Army but who were like ah no thanks, he teaches Cops that they're literally superheroes, that they alone are stopping their city from falling into chaos and that the sex you have after a kill will be the best sex of your life. He's already teaching about the 'morality of killing' (it's justified because they're bad and you're not essentially) but what's worse are the bootleg courses, including ones that pull on Bible passages to say look, the lord says it's ok to take a life under these circumstances, now lets look at how these circumstances apply to your job. Unsurprisingly, Police unions pay for this.
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They also make cops in training look at a bunch of snuff videos of cops getting shot during traffic stops and telling them that this will happen to them if they don't strike first.
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FreudianSlippers posted:They also make cops in training look at a bunch of snuff videos of cops getting shot during traffic stops and telling them that this will happen to them if they don't strike first. And every piece of footage of minorities attacking cops they can find. It's radicalisation and brainwashing worse than how they make death squads. And it's getting worse, especially since decent people don't want to be cops anymore.
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El- P needs to know https://mobile.twitter.com/therealelp/status/1379277130383642624
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DrVenkman posted:Killology courses are insane. Led by David Grossman, who tried to sell it to the Army but who were like ah no thanks, he teaches Cops that they're literally superheroes, that they alone are stopping their city from falling into chaos and that the sex you have after a kill will be the best sex of your life. He's already teaching about the 'morality of killing' (it's justified because they're bad and you're not essentially) but what's worse are the bootleg courses, including ones that pull on Bible passages to say look, the lord says it's ok to take a life under these circumstances, now lets look at how these circumstances apply to your job. I only recently found out Grossman's whole deal after reading a couple of his books many years ago and this is absolutely insane.
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On this topic, a friend discovered there’s a series called Ultimate Survivors that’s about cops surviving dangerous situations. It’s put out by Calibre Press and it’s hosted by William Shatner. She’s trying to track them down as we speak.
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This year I cooked some marshmallow peeps with a blowtorch. I recommend it; it’s all the goodness of a toasted marshmallow with a crisp, caramelized sugar crust on the outside. If you tried to do it with a normal flame you’d probably burn it, though.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:On this topic, a friend discovered there’s a series called Ultimate Survivors that’s about cops surviving dangerous situations. It’s put out by Calibre Press and it’s hosted by William Shatner. She’s trying to track them down as we speak. I need this garbage.
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Geekboy posted:I need this garbage. If she finds it, you will know.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:On this topic, a friend discovered there’s a series called Ultimate Survivors that’s about cops surviving dangerous situations. It’s put out by Calibre Press and it’s hosted by William Shatner. She’s trying to track them down as we speak. I think I know who your friend is. FREE DICKEYE! Anonymous Robot posted:This year I cooked some marshmallow peeps with a blowtorch. I recommend it; it’s all the goodness of a toasted marshmallow with a crisp, caramelized sugar crust on the outside. If you tried to do it with a normal flame you’d probably burn it, though. Sometimes my brother and I would put Peeps in the microwave because they'd get really huge before collapsing in on themselves and it looked really funny. Anyway this one time we tried it we left it in too long and it turned into this dark brown sludge that hardened onto the plate and we couldn't remove it so we just threw the whole thing in the trash. Anyway that's what I always think of when people mention Peeps.
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Peeps expanding in the microwave is still very funny to me.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Peeps expanding in the microwave is still very funny to me. Put two of them in together and stick a tooth pick in each so it looks like they're jousting.
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My dad texted our family group chat to let us know about the announced Peeps movie, and said he would be disappointed if there weren’t a microwave in it.
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I have no concept of what a "Peep" even is let alone a multitude of them.
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Those little people you drowned in Roller Coaster Tycoon.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I have no concept of what a "Peep" even is let alone a multitude of them. They are a particularly disgusting sugary confection My partner loves them almost as much as she loves candy corn
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FreudianSlippers posted:I have no concept of what a "Peep" even is let alone a multitude of them. Marshmallows shaped like baby birds then covered in colored sugar.  Everything in that photo is 99% sugar Here's what it looks like when you put them in a microwave (same thing happens to normal Marshmallows) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWQe0WLsDUw Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Skwirl posted:Marshmallows shaped like baby birds then covered in colored sugar. its interesting that 5 peeps is only 140 calories! (movies rock)
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It's mostly air. How many trays of them am I allowed to eat before it becomes a problem?
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feedmyleg posted:How many trays of them am I allowed to eat before it becomes a problem? If you’re asking the question it’s already too late.
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If it´s mostly air eat a few packets then eat a really hot chili pepper and become a human balloon from the hot air in your bowels.
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empty sea posted:When I was about 14 my dad decided to get a bunch of geese, chicken, guinea and duck chicks from the tractor supply. The ducks grew up and flew away, though they returned once a year for about 2 years and that was the coolest because they brought their wild mates with them. The chickens got eaten by coyotes one by one and the guinea hens he eventually shot because he was tired of them being such good guard birds? I dunno, they made a lot of noise when someone came into the yard and I guess that was irritating. Otherwise they were really not in our way at all.
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Peeps are disgusting and I have no idea why anyone would ever eat one, but they are at least union-made: https://twitter.com/oliviakatbi/status/1378445684559515651
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feedmyleg posted:How many trays of them am I allowed to eat before it becomes a problem? Don't worry, you'll know.
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therattle posted:Pasted from schadenfreude thread. CPL, did something similar happen to you as a child? I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations at this time.
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Peeps are good. I'd take a sleeve of peeps over most grocery store check out candy bars.
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I just found out the two guys from American Movie did a commentary track for Night of the Living Dead and it’s loving incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1W6UH5r2g
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Melt all the peeps in an ice cream container and make the Gigapeep
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ruddiger posted:I just found out the two guys from American Movie did a commentary track for Night of the Living Dead and it’s loving incredible. It's really good, I love Borchardt.
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