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Aegis Bear posted:Even if you took out the extremely obvious and photoshopped a bunch of smiling young POCs in, the first clue that those pics are all bullshit would be how they say "Blacks for X". Funny you should mention that.
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I signed up to see wtf in search of Trump lols and it seems that instead I can pay EIGHTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS to follow Elon Musk? Or a bargain $18,000 to follow noted lead paint drinking enthusiast Scott Adams.
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Okay, there is one part that is actually (unintentionally) funny: helium Trump https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1379639244998668291?s=21
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Oh yeah? Country with the highest rate of incarcerated citizens per 100,000 has an under-incarceration problem? You sure about that?
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Batterypowered7 posted:Oh yeah? Country with the highest rate of incarcerated citizens per 100,000 has an under-incarceration problem? You sure about that? it does though. there are known child sex traffickers walking around free!
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ben shapino posted:it does though. there are known child sex traffickers walking around free! Could be worse. They could be in our government.
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LOL he made it 1.2 episodes before it just degenerated into petulant aggrieved white man whining like every other fox show.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Oh yeah? Country with the highest rate of incarcerated citizens per 100,000 has an under-incarceration problem? You sure about that? I don't really want to agree with Tom Cotton, but he is right in some aspect. There are a lot of people out free that should be locked up. There are also a lot of people locked up that should be out free.
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i'm enjoying gutfeld's complete inability to endasentencecorr ECTly
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So it's like loving weird and a deep sign of desperation that Fox News is running a conservative comedy show, right? MSNBC doesn't have the Rachael Maddow comedy hour, it's them trying to become the nexus for all conservative forms of media engagement. Which is odd as hell
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:LOL he made it 1.2 episodes before it just degenerated into petulant aggrieved white man whining like every other fox show. did you watch their satire all trump news network skit. it's incredible content
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Cthulu Carl posted:I bet if they let him keep talking, he would have talked about how the Chinese are forcing American businessmen to sell radios and cordless phones at such low prices that all these small business owners are being put in straightjackets in public and sent to asylums. LOL!!!
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LordSloth posted:Okay, there is one part that is actually (unintentionally) funny: helium Trump OMG that second clip
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https://twitter.com/websiteidi0t/status/1379619009843376128 Totally normal and stable person lives here.
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MrMojok posted:Chud status: owned (and OOF) ...what... What are they trying to do with those hand signs? It surely can't be for White supremacy - they're turned 90 degrees on the z-axis... But it's obviously not Q... So... 'd'? 'b'? What the gently caress is going on?!?!
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I, too, have answered phone calls while I'm jerkin' it in a port-a-potty. What's so drat special about that?
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LordSloth posted:I think Aardvark! asked about it earlier- here’s tonight’s sad sad Twitter thread on “Gutfeld!” YES!!! I can't believe they went there! Gutfield's still got it!!!!!💉🔫💉🔫😤🔫💉📀🎉💎😃🐘👯👹🌋
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Samovar posted:...what... What are they trying to do with those hand signs? It surely can't be for White supremacy - they're turned 90 degrees on the z-axis... But it's obviously not Q... So... 'd'? 'b'? What the gently caress is going on?!?! Internet Nazis tried to make the OK sign a symbol for being an internet nazi. When people noticed this, they were like "NO, IT'S JUST THE OK SIGN(stupid LIBS are looking CRAZY)" So that's what they're doing. God, can you imagine how loving annoying the Nazis must've been? "How can we want the subjugation of all other nations, our symbol is from INDIA, dude"
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Hum dinger! Bravo, brave Sir Gutfield. May your japes lift the non-uppity poors out of the ghettos and into our nation's far-flung exurbs, prisons, and Wal-Mart parking lots.
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Grondoth posted:Internet Nazis tried to make the OK sign a symbol for being an internet nazi. When people noticed this, they were like "NO, IT'S JUST THE OK SIGN(stupid LIBS are looking CRAZY)" Adding that allegedly it spells WP for white power. Three fingers up for the W and the looping fingers and wrist for the P.
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Wait, so... they're doing a nightly scripted comedy show? That's... impossible for even a well-staffed, talented, deep writing room. Start weekly man, build your fan base first before hitting them with the dregs.
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I do appreciate Gutfield's use of an audience that is clearly forcing their laughter every so often a full beat or two after the punchline.
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MrMojok posted:I dunno if this pic is real or not and I don’t care, it’s too good not to post 
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You know it's funny because the exclamation point is askew.
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Thread favorite David Roth strikes again:quote:
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Johnny Walker posted:You know it's funny because the exclamation point is askew. That and the leaning back with a smug smirk
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I think I have what it takes to be a writer for Gutfield's show. It's just a news anchor, maybe they are drunk (?) There is a news story about Trump and they get real mad and shake their fists and scream "TRUMP! TRUUUUUMP!" They get more angry and start breathing heavily from their mouths which begins foaming with spittle. They leap up, fists in the air screaming "TRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPP!" but as they stand up we see they have peed their pants...BY A LOT! But we aren't done yet, they turn around and start pounding the wall behind them with their fists screaming "TRUUUUUUUUNMMMMMMMMPPPPPP!" but what's this? Brown stain on the back of their pants, because they pooped themselves! Boom!
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Zil posted:https://twitter.com/websiteidi0t/status/1379619009843376128 I'm the sign on the roof that says TRU P
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Turning my home into a shrine to some rich guy who doesn't care if I live or die on my own dime to own the libs.
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I've got an idea for a Gutfeld sketch. A liberal is being interviewed, and they calmly explain that they think it doesn't matter what Hunter Biden has or hasn't done since he isn't in office/any position. That's the joke. Then Gutfeld's writers are cattle prodded until they laugh at it.
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Aardvark! posted:I've got an idea for a Gutfeld sketch. A liberal is being interviewed, and they calmly explain that they think it doesn't matter what Hunter Biden has or hasn't done since he isn't in office. LOL!!!
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Aardvark! posted:I've got an idea for a Gutfeld sketch. Gutfeld's writers are cattle prodded.
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Escape From Noise posted:I think I have what it takes to be a writer for Gutfield's show. CUT TO: Bernie Sanders in a hot air balloon, but the hot air is coming from his mouth!! *HONK*HONK*chickensquack*car horn CUT TO: The Pope [holding up the southern border fence, letting dusky hordes of MS-13 cartel warlords and their 9-month pregnant girlfriends ready to drop anchor babies and gateway drugs into our school's hot lunch program] *shrugs* "It's a living!" *flashes gold teeth (one with a masonic compass) while bikini babes annoint his feet with pure frankincense and myrr <the gold comes later*wink*hubba hubba>* CUT TO: Gutfield telling a PA which girls to let into his dressing room...
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Gutter Phoenix posted:CUT TO: Those first two are dangerously close to actual jokes
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