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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Without punctuation this reads weird.

I meant what i said

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

for gold, glory, and cum

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

No I will not.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

How many words, a video?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Wicked clowns will never die.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Why is my anus bleeding?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Zil posted:

Why is my anus bleeding?

hosed around and found out

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Taking my before bedtime piss.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
that girl drank too much

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
holy loving poo poo millennials AMIRITE

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Sjs00 posted:

holy loving poo poo millennials AMIRITE

avocado toast, and also vinyl

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Millennials ruined my making GBS threads business

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

My five words phd thesis

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

No one can resist posting.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Dick Sucking Factory is hiring

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Because they just fired me

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm sorry for your loss.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Because they just fired me

I'll be joining you soon.

Linty Fresh
Oct 5, 2013
boobs boobs boobs . . . my penis

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Dick Sucking Factory is hiring

Can you give me tips?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Show me with your lips.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I'll never follow the rules

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

marshmallow creep posted:

Can you give me tips?

That’s why I was fired

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I failed dick sucking class

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
hell yeah love this song

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

rippin hot farts all day

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
i aint postin poo poo bitttcchhhhh

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


PinheadSlim posted:

rippin hot farts all day

sorry for your stomach problems

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

PinheadSlim posted:

I failed dick sucking class

I left too much smegma

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Seriously why is it bleeding

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


oh dear what is bleeding?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Zil posted:

Seriously why is it bleeding

probably used too much teeth

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Five new posts this morning

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

GABA ghoul posted:

probably used too much teeth

First day on the job

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

ethically and locally sourced suckjobs

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



That factory needs to unionize.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



CaptainSarcastic posted:

That factory needs to unionize.

Equal rights for dick suckers!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

First day on the job

So how did it go?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dicksuckers of the world unite!

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Sucking capitalist dick to survive.

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