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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This puts me in a mood to cross post the story of how i once got stabbed with a needle directly in a testicle, which then got squeezed Video: 
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burexas.irom posted:How do you squeeze a needle?? No no they squeezed my testicle, while the needle was still inside E: the term they used was "palpating."
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Apr 7, 2021 01:59
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These last three pages have been the  but increasing in size until it's the rough shape of Sgr A*
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Apr 7, 2021 02:16
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freeedr posted:Hey! I drained a scrotal abscess today! Small world You were almost there: I got something to saaaayyy Drained a scrotal abscess todaaaayyy Doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyCg5aN2Z78
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Apr 7, 2021 02:20
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https://i.imgur.com/DBt9pNg.mp4 Cool wheelie bro
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Apr 7, 2021 02:23
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/DBt9pNg.mp4 <--- And that makes at least two people who did not see that coming.
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Apr 7, 2021 02:35
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Schadenfreude: dental horror stories Schadenfreude: My god, it's devoid of teeth
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Apr 7, 2021 02:38
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my dentist casually explained that, if I ever knocked a tooth out and it wasn't laying in the dirt or something, I should just jam the fucker back in it's socket and go to the nearest dentist. Keeps the gums from starting to close into the gap and keeps the tooth warm and moist for ideal work conditions, apparently.
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Apr 7, 2021 03:23
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My front teeth were knocked out right after they started coming in, around age 5. I don't remember anything about it. My folks say that they rushed me to the dentist, and he shoved them back in. Fifty+ years later, they're still here & alive.
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Apr 7, 2021 04:20
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/DBt9pNg.mp4 
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Apr 7, 2021 04:30
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I enjoyed the brunch skunk schade vid
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Apr 7, 2021 04:31
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Will YOU be prepared when gravity suddenly changes direction? https://i.imgur.com/Y6qWdap.mp4
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Apr 7, 2021 05:17
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my god, you've sweded Tenet
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Apr 7, 2021 05:20
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Goose vs cats https://i.imgur.com/LQpWiWd.mp4
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Apr 7, 2021 07:30
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gschmidl posted:Goose vs cats No matter who wins, we lose
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Apr 7, 2021 07:35
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It is a lovely day in the zoo and you are a horrible goose.
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Apr 7, 2021 07:40
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That's a pretty fuckin' good kitty right there
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Apr 7, 2021 07:40
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PinheadSlim posted:That's a pretty fuckin' good kitty right there  Cats automatically lose and birds automatically win, hth
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Apr 7, 2021 07:43
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Cats are just being curious, goose is being scary and awful 
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Apr 7, 2021 08:02
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birds are cool but geese loving suck rear end, real facts
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Apr 7, 2021 08:05
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gschmidl posted:Goose vs cats Needs sound. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kGNzwciH0M
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Apr 7, 2021 08:41
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One of these days someone is going to post a video and we'll all watch as a goose suddenly gets loving obliterated by a predator or something.
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Hihohe posted:Im going to say that the Australian Opossums doesnt deserve the Possum name that rightfully belongs to North America's only marsupial. So i will switch them around (even in this post) and theres nothing you Vegimites can do about it. Son of Thunderbeast posted:No no they squeezed my testicle, while the needle was still inside An Australian friend of mine was out for a walk the other night and she found a dead ringtail possum that'd been hit by a car or something. She noticed it had a bulging stomach so she checked if it had a baby in its pouch which might still have been alive. Turns out it was a male possum ...... and her neighbour just happened to walk past right at that moment and caught her in the act of tenderly squeezing a dead possum's testicles
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Apr 7, 2021 08:46
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That goose is a real maverick.
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HAPPY NEWS ABOUT TEETH (really) They've invented a little tub that holds knocked-out teeth in a special way and solution until you get to the dentist. If you have this thing and you get there fast enough, your odds of keeping them go way way up. The ADA approves it and it costs literally $16. If you have a first-aid kit or a glove box, this should be in it. Every family and kids' sports team should have one. If you play hockey or you're in a frat, get five. I used to have nightmares about my teeth falling out. I got one and put it in my nightstand -- no more nightmares. That's not a referral link above, although it probably should be. It's very neat. Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Apr 7, 2021 09:30
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:I used to have nightmares about my teeth falling out. I got one and put it in my nightstand -- no more nightmares. Well, I wasn't going to have nightmares about my teeth falling out, but never mind. Goodnight thread.
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Apr 7, 2021 09:35
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I have so many nightmares about my teeth falling out. They're eerily realistic. There is nothing dream like about it. I'm in my apartment. I'm in my bed, going to sleep. Everything is normal. Then I feel my teeth with my tongue, usually a tooth I have a crown on, and I realize the crown is falling off or the tooth is crumbling to fragments in my mouth. I wake up my partner and explain to them I'm having a dental problem and probably need a dentist and they are perfectly realistically supportive but stressed out. I put my shoes on to go to a late night dentist and then I wake up. It's so horribly mundane but terrifying at the same time. I should have taken better care of my teeth as a kid, self schad lmao
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You were almost there: Haha nice try. Not clicking anything they did post Reload on purpose.
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Apr 7, 2021 10:56
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PinheadSlim posted:I have so many nightmares about my teeth falling out. They're eerily realistic. There is nothing dream like about it. I'm in my apartment. I'm in my bed, going to sleep. Everything is normal. Then I feel my teeth with my tongue, usually a tooth I have a crown on, and I realize the crown is falling off or the tooth is crumbling to fragments in my mouth. I wake up my partner and explain to them I'm having a dental problem and probably need a dentist and they are perfectly realistically supportive but stressed out. I put my shoes on to go to a late night dentist and then I wake up. I have been told that dreams about teeth falling out symbolizes your worries about change, or something. I can't decide if I think dream interpretation all a bunch of hocus pocus or not though. Anyway I'd also like to second the sentiment of taking care of your teeth and visit your dentist at least once annually for a checkup. Within the last year and a half I've had to have a root canal done and had a tooth pulled, all because I neglected the checkups which could have warned me that one of my (very few) fillings needed replacement and that I was developing a hole in one of my wisdom teeth. I think the entire cost for getting that poo poo done amounted to the cost of at least 10 regular checkups. Go to your dentist. And dont forget to floss.
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Apr 7, 2021 11:12
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Humphreys posted:Haha nice try. Not clicking anything they did post Reload on purpose. Schads on you, first released in ‘87. Also, who picks reload as the break off point?
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The Bandit posted:Schads on you, first released in ‘87. Also, who picks reload as the break off point? The first sequel? Reload, Unforgiven TWO
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PinheadSlim posted:birds are cool but geese loving suck rear end, real facts One time me and my wife were driving home from work which was a straight shot down the Delaware River and the banks are hellishly infested by illegal immigrant geese who fly down from Canada and they don't respect cars or god-fearing ducks or car horns. Well there's this PA car stopped right after a light at the bottom of a small hill, totally stopped to wait for these geese that are still like 10+ ft away from the road to waddle on up and slowly cross the street. So I crossed the double yellow, sped up and passed that idiot while honking and giving him the finger out the window. edit: just remembered my wife had her arm out the window flipping the bird as well. Next day we get into work and the new hire in my office whose second day it was says to me "Boy, you sure hate geese!" and I say "What? Oh yeah... you saw that?" kinda embarrassed like, then he says "Yeah, I saw it. You flipped me off and passed me doing 50 in a 25." Then I berated him for braking for geese and he got fired within a month because he was supposed to be sales and couldn't sell poo poo. Probably because he was too busy eating goose pussy, the tosser. haha (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) kntfkr fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Apr 7, 2021 11:27
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The Bandit posted:Schads on you, first released in ‘87. Also, who picks reload as the break off point? Yeah the only things I listen to after they released the self-titled album are S&M and Garage Inc.
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Apr 7, 2021 11:28
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PinheadSlim posted:I have so many nightmares about my teeth falling out. They're eerily realistic. There is nothing dream like about it. I'm in my apartment. I'm in my bed, going to sleep. Everything is normal. Then I feel my teeth with my tongue, usually a tooth I have a crown on, and I realize the crown is falling off or the tooth is crumbling to fragments in my mouth. I wake up my partner and explain to them I'm having a dental problem and probably need a dentist and they are perfectly realistically supportive but stressed out. I put my shoes on to go to a late night dentist and then I wake up. I got the exact same dreams lol, also some about my lower jaw getting stuck in front of my upper teeth and I hate these. Also I got a teeth knocked out few months ago when playing airsoft, some rear end in a top hat got their gun to fire way above limits and I lost my lower incisor, that taught me that face protector is used for a reason, I'm a suborn idiot lmao
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Apr 7, 2021 11:49
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PinheadSlim posted:birds are cool but geese loving suck rear end, real facts Geese rule because they know their place in the natural order (on top) Also they look after nice Korean grandmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbrdbo-kys8
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Apr 7, 2021 12:01
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I once cracked a molar in my sleep, not quite sure how it happened but waking up to a loud crunch resonating through your head is a hell of a thing.
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kntfkr posted:he got fired within a month because he was supposed to be sales and couldn't sell poo poo. Probably because he was too busy eating goose pussy, the tosser. Geese have cloacas, OP.
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