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Amphigory posted:WHY EVEN DESCRIBE THE ONES WITH "NONE" How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree?
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Parrotine posted:How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree? String and a knot, I'd imagine.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:02
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I like how the good omens are extremely improbably and the bad ones might actually happen
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Apr 7, 2021 14:08
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Parrotine posted:How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree? 
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Parrotine posted:How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree? I assume it's, like, one end tied to a branch and the other to one of the raven's legs, like tying a dog's leach to a post. Versus: 
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Apr 7, 2021 14:11
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"A man has titties and a bad reputation" - "goon"
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Apr 7, 2021 14:12
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HisMajestyBOB posted:"A man has titties and a bad reputation" - "goon" "A goon that's not socially awkward and looks well-adjusted" - "very very bad, avoid immediately"
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Parrotine posted:How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree? Practice, practice, practice
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Apr 7, 2021 14:37
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I feel like I'm supposed to slide transparent red plastic over this to find out how high Optimus Prime's it's 10
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Apr 7, 2021 14:51
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I actually did check since I have two of those things in the drawer. It revealed gently caress all sadly.
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Lodin posted:I actually did check since I have two of those things in the drawer. It revealed gently caress all sadly. I always reveal my fucks all sadly
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Apr 7, 2021 16:24
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I loving love sailboats.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:I feel like I'm supposed to slide transparent red plastic over this to find out how high Optimus Prime's misread as fingerblast
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Cocaine Bear posted:I loving love sailboats. It’s a schooner!
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:misread as fingerblast that's also 10
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I like herbal medicine, such as aspirin 
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:that's also 10 I don't have a vagina, but that sounds like too many fingers.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:misread as fingerblast This word is forever linked in my mind with sockmonkeys and the word "turd."
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Apr 7, 2021 17:31
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Weren’t all of Optimus Prime’s stats 10 except for Speed which was like a 2 or 3?
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Parrotine posted:How the gently caress do you tie a raven to a tree? Oh I know this one... "practice!"
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Apr 7, 2021 18:42
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don't post more of that dweeb's videos
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Apr 7, 2021 19:04
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Weren’t all of Optimus Prime’s stats 10 except for Speed which was like a 2 or 3? Nothing that low, but most were actually 10 
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Apr 7, 2021 19:19
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I mean, he's the best at everything! It says so right in his name
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Apr 7, 2021 20:31
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ChubbyChecker posted:don't post more of that dweeb's videos I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh.
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The Bloop posted:Nothing that low, but most were actually 10 I have no idea what that says, as I've lost my decoder 
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Apr 7, 2021 21:33
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh. The British officers were just so jolly and affable, what bullet or spear would dare touch their noble heads? Anyone reading depressing war memoires with that much glee in their voice is probably p hosed up in the head.
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Cocaine Bear posted:The British officers were just so jolly and affable, what bullet or spear would dare touch their noble heads? I just took a look at their collar and thought: "this guy's an rear end" and S'd my D H.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:41
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WTF my monitor wasn't on!
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Poor old Ox. Got bitten by ants and became a bad omen.
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Apr 7, 2021 21:43
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canyoneer posted:Poor old Ox. Got bitten by ants and became a bad omen. Yeah but what about the man with no titties?
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I prefer my waffles round.
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Apr 7, 2021 23:02
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Waffle Squarfs have that great uemamiom taste.
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Apr 7, 2021 23:04
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Gonna make you squarf across the room.
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Apr 7, 2021 23:05
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Just across the promenade from Quark's
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LifeSunDeath posted:People be like "the internet is wild as hell." Same people have no clue how stupid memes were before the internet, loving tying a raven to a tree...that was like rick rolling back then. Still is gramps. Look out your window, you see that raven? Gotcha!
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ChubbyChecker posted:don't post more of that dweeb's videos What about the one where he gets kicked by a horse?
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donquixotic posted:Still is gramps. Look out your window, you see that raven? Gotcha! GOT EM
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I made it 5 minutes in (at 2x speed like all youtubes) and lmao. "Ducking doesn't really help" uh-huh. His whole shtick is claiming to be an authority on historical warfare based upon scientific testing done in a field using LARP protocols. His work on swords vs floppy 'spears' was revolutionary. Lovely Joe Stalin has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Apr 8, 2021 |
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