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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Cracker Barrel is like iowa/South Dakota food I think. Isn't CB fake southern food? South Dakota food is game like Venison, freshwater fish, and pheasant. Speaking of which, Game feeds are pure distilled Americana.
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Apr 7, 2021 05:08
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Apr 7, 2021 05:30
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Aardvark! posted:not that id use jelly on cornbread, but this just gave me an awful memory of just how loving bad cracker barrel's cornbread is. god it's bad You're blessed in that it didn't give you an awful memory of sidework
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Apr 7, 2021 05:57
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I've never been to a Cracker Barrel and I don't even know where to find one but all those pictures and what people are saying about it here make it look/sound like hell on earth.Gutter Phoenix posted:New Jersey My grandmother had that same cat statue in her house.
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Apr 7, 2021 07:03
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my ex fiancée loved cracker barrel so I ultimately have fond memories of it
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Apr 7, 2021 08:44
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Revins posted:my ex fiancée loved cracker barrel so I ultimately have fond memories of it did they die and this is like a Ghosts deal except running your hands through sausage gravy??
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Apr 7, 2021 08:56
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Aardvark! posted:for those not familiar with the cracker barrel, Oh yeah. My American coworker took me to one when I was visiting a few years ago. I guess it was the most "American" thing he could find short of McDonald's. I had a steak, it was ok. But overall the place felt fake AF somehow.
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Apr 7, 2021 09:39
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mobby_6kl posted:Oh yeah. My American coworker took me to one when I was visiting a few years ago. I guess it was the most "American" thing he could find short of McDonald's. I had a steak, it was ok. But overall the place felt fake AF somehow. it is fake, it’s pure strain kitsch of the highest order
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Apr 7, 2021 13:59
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mobby_6kl posted:Oh yeah. My American coworker took me to one when I was visiting a few years ago. I guess it was the most "American" thing he could find short of McDonald's. I had a steak, it was ok. But overall the place felt fake AF somehow. That's everything in the US, our culture is largely astroturfed.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:01
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:That's everything in the US, our culture is largely astroturfed. Except for reveal parties, those are total Americana. Especially the dog gender / breed reveal parties.  https://be.chewy.com/how-to-throw-a-dog-breed-reveal-party/
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Apr 7, 2021 14:08
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Except for reveal parties, those are total Americana. Especially the dog gender / breed reveal parties. Ohhhh for gently caress’s sake
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Apr 7, 2021 14:10
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Except for reveal parties, those are total Americana. Especially the dog gender / breed reveal parties. 
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Apr 7, 2021 14:21
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Apr 7, 2021 14:22
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The entire country burning down because someone exploded some tannerite for their dog gender reveal party..
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Apr 7, 2021 14:22
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Gutter Phoenix posted:New Jersey I'm not sure if Hoarders is wrong for this thread or perfect for this thread...
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Apr 7, 2021 14:23
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Zero One posted:I'm not sure if Hoarders is wrong for this thread or perfect for this thread... Usually I'd agree, but this week's episode had a house that was like a time capsule of a suburban NY/ NJ home from 1970 underneath the hoard of Hallmark store bags. It should be a museum of kitsch. CPL593H posted:
I am so jealous. What happened to the cat statue?!
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Apr 7, 2021 14:33
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For the longest time I thought it was called Cracked Barrel, not Cracker Barrel. Is there actually a barrel full of crackers somewhere inside the restaurant(s)?
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Apr 7, 2021 14:47
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Doll House Ghost posted:For the longest time I thought it was called Cracked Barrel, not Cracker Barrel. Is there actually a barrel full of crackers somewhere inside the restaurant(s)? Yeah. At least thats what its named after
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Apr 7, 2021 14:48
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Doll House Ghost posted:For the longest time I thought it was called Cracked Barrel, not Cracker Barrel. Is there actually a barrel full of crackers somewhere inside the restaurant(s)? No, it's a thinly-veiled reference about the homogeneity of their clientele. This is a highly original joke premise do not steal it.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:50
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Takin seanbaby down to the cracked barrel gonna look at a listicle of top 12 meats in gravy and play pegs
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Apr 7, 2021 14:57
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Follow up question: Can you... eat the crackers from the barrel? Is it just to look at? A relic?
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Apr 7, 2021 14:59
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Doll House Ghost posted:Follow up question: Can you... eat the crackers from the barrel? Is it just to look at? A relic? Narrator Voice: There was no actual barrel, nor crackers.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:02
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 You've let me down, America.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:06
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theres a local chain near me which has a cheese and crackers table where you can just walk up, grab crackers from the baskets of crackers and various cheeses. very sanitary since its usually like in a hallway
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Apr 7, 2021 15:06
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Doll House Ghost posted:
Yeah well you let america down too.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:07
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The Bloop posted:Narrator Voice: There was no actual barrel, nor crackers. There is in fact a barrel 
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Apr 7, 2021 15:16
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CB was always a road trip thing for me which reminded me of something else  
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Apr 7, 2021 15:16
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Monkey Fracas posted:CB was always a road trip thing for me which reminded me of something else pecan rolls are legit. and yes, there is an actual Cracker Barrel but if you want to partake of the crackers therein, certain acts will be required of you. acts of a singular nature.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:22
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"Cheeselog" is one of the most beautiful words in the English language.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:32
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this game is Americana.SCUMM or whatever the filenames are called
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Apr 7, 2021 15:33
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Monkey Fracas posted:this game is Americana.SCUMM or whatever the filenames are called very deliberately. the whole thing is a long tour of Weird America. 
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Apr 7, 2021 15:37
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Monkey Fracas posted:CB was always a road trip thing for me which reminded me of something else They yet live https://stuckeys.com/
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Apr 7, 2021 15:52
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The Bloop posted:Narrator Voice: There was no actual barrel, nor crackers. I think you’re pretty loving likely to find plenty of crackers at any given location, actually
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Apr 7, 2021 15:59
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Gonna start referring to acts of domestic terrorism as 'Chud reveal parties' e: Okay dog breed reveal parties are dumb as gently caress but the dog in that link is cute as heck and now I'm sad I can't have a dog. Outrail fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Apr 7, 2021 16:35
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Outrail posted:Gonna start referring to acts of domestic terrorism as 'Chud reveal parties' That dog died in the ensuing nuclear explosion.
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Apr 7, 2021 18:32
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Except for reveal parties, those are total Americana. Especially the dog gender / breed reveal parties. Having a party to tell everyone that my dog, who looks exactly like a lab mixed with a border collie, is in fact a lab mixed with a border collie.
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Doll House Ghost posted:For the longest time I thought it was called Cracked Barrel, not Cracker Barrel. Is there actually a barrel full of crackers somewhere inside the restaurant(s)? lots of staples were sold in/from barrels in old American general stores. my grandfather talked about finishing off the barrel of either crackers or lard, but both foods together, once when he was a kid, and said that he sweated lard for a few days after. I thought he meant it literally, so this story stuck with me.... Deki posted:Isn't CB fake southern food? South Dakota food is game like Venison, freshwater fish, and pheasant. in the US, you can't sell actual game meat, which annoys the hell out of me. any meat sold in stores or restaurants has to be farmed/ranched, so that it can be inspected. (not fish, obviously.) I had wild boar at a restaurant once in France. it tasted like pork made out of steak.
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