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kntfkr posted:Probably because he was too busy eating goose pussy, the tosser. haha i wonder what that tasted/smelled like Also I hope you're exaggerating because you sound like an rear end in a top hat driver. :-/
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bell jar posted:It reads like he's taking the piss but I don't care enough to check. Some people are that bad. That dude (Dean Takahashi) is even worse at writing books than playing games. I read two of his books on the development of the Xbox, both were just atrociously badly written, really unfocused and fully uncritical.
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Apr 7, 2021 12:28
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Anne Whateley posted:HAPPY NEWS ABOUT TEETH (really) poo poo, I just ordered one for each car. Our kids are active, and one is particularly clumsy so this sounds like a good idea.
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Apr 7, 2021 12:28
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Stare-Out posted:I once cracked a molar in my sleep, not quite sure how it happened but waking up to a loud crunch resonating through your head is a hell of a thing. You're grinding your teeth. See a dentist about putting a plate in at night to stop it. I got 2 root canals, a bridge and a fake tooth implant before doing that. Eventually I cracked the plate too.
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Apr 7, 2021 12:42
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kntfkr posted:One time me and my wife were driving home from work which was a straight shot down the Delaware River and the banks are hellishly infested by illegal immigrant geese who fly down from Canada and they don't respect cars or god-fearing ducks or car horns. Well there's this PA car stopped right after a light at the bottom of a small hill, totally stopped to wait for these geese that are still like 10+ ft away from the road to waddle on up and slowly cross the street. So I crossed the double yellow, sped up and passed that idiot while honking and giving him the finger out the window. lol another psychopath casually outing themselves in the schadenfreude thread
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Apr 7, 2021 12:46
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kntfkr posted:edit: just remembered my wife had her arm out the window flipping the bird as well.  Fake edit: Before anyone posts Urban Dictionary, I know what flipping the bird is... Look at my avatar. Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Apr 7, 2021 12:51
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Comstar posted:You're grinding your teeth. See a dentist about putting a plate in at night to stop it. Could be, but I don't normally grind my teeth which is weird. This was like 15 years ago, I got it fixed and it's been fine since, but I remember the sound it made very well.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:02
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Stare-Out posted:I once cracked a molar in my sleep, not quite sure how it happened but waking up to a loud crunch resonating through your head is a hell of a thing. I took a chip out of the corner of my rear left lower molar eating falafel in 2006, and finally this year the tooth cracked all the way through. The dentist was like "interesting, the enamel looks strong and it doesn't look like you grind your teeth, I wonder why it cracked". After I explained to him, he said there wasn't a whole lot I could have done about it apart from what I did, which is spend $1500 on a crown.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:03
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:08
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Actually my head lay very loving uneasy until I could get in to get the temporary one put on.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:10
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Memento posted:I took a chip out of the corner of my rear left lower molar eating falafel in 2006, and finally this year the tooth cracked all the way through. The dentist was like "interesting, the enamel looks strong and it doesn't look like you grind your teeth, I wonder why it cracked". After I explained to him, he said there wasn't a whole lot I could have done about it apart from what I did, which is spend $1500 on a crown. That sounds reasonable, it could be I'd already chipped it and just not noticed and finished the job in my sleep. I got it fixed for free too which was nice.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:11
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I tried skipping the pages about teeth and now I'm on the goose pussy and teeth page, schaden is me Geese are cool. Not their fault that humans are walking all over their territory. My first uni was completely overrun with them. eventually people had to get out of their cars to carry those fat ducks off the road because they wouldn't move their asses for people anymore. (Ties onion to belt)
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Apr 7, 2021 13:13
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Sound and no, I have no idea what is going on. https://i.imgur.com/z9F3mRv.mp4
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Apr 7, 2021 13:17
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Lord Stimperor posted:Geese are cool. Not their fault that humans are walking all over their territory. The sky?
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Apr 7, 2021 13:18
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Lodin posted:Sound and no, I have no idea what is going on. I think it's this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN1H7u3wXQI&t=217s
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Apr 7, 2021 13:20
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 https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/3/
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Pope Corky the IX posted:The sky? And everything beneath it
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Apr 7, 2021 13:29
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I saw the same thing, guy didn't even strap his helmet on.
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Apr 7, 2021 13:52
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Lodin posted:Sound and no, I have no idea what is going on. I think the idea was to propel himself w/ the carbonation, like using a fire extinguisher. Also, after really biffing it, in the last few years I've gotten so much better at oral hygiene and jeepers it is worth it. Also I do 3x cleanings annually as two are covered by my insurance and the 3rd is a "treat" for myself. If I ever ended up w/ kids, they would be so on top of flossing.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:03
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You have to start them out small with something like the chicken dance, you can't go straight to flossing.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:04
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Boywhiz88 posted:
Yeah, I really got to hate dentists and their "it'll only hurt a little bit" bullshit. Mouth pain sucks, and so I stopped going for years. I broke a tooth on a bone chip in dried sausage and had to find one quick. I searched really well and found one that is awesome. Now I go for cleanings twice a year and my oral health is great.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:12
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There was someone in a previous iteration of this thread that told a story about chipping their front teeth because they saw a large hard white object in a chicken nugget and decided to bite into it.
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Apr 7, 2021 14:15
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LifeSunDeath posted:I think it's this guy: It is and I love him, definitely a pro sub for schad
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Apr 7, 2021 15:28
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:haha i wonder what that tasted/smelled like GBS 'i hate animals and i'm a psycho' oversharing post. So common and trite these days it might just be a fakepost
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Apr 7, 2021 15:35
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Cable Guy posted:Kinda wondering given the context if this was something like tipping a cow....  Personal schadenfreude I went cow tipping exactly once as a kid. Most of them were either lying down or walking around awake, but we did find one that seemed to be sleeping on it's feet. I, being 13, didn't understand that tipping over a cow was not gonna be like tipping over an empty garbage can but more so like tipping over a small car. So when I pushed the cow it didn't so much as budge, I slipped and fell into what I will insist was "mud" until my dying day, and then the now awake slightly perturbed cow just kinda walked away.
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Apr 7, 2021 15:52
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Who'd you go with? They were pranking you
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Apr 7, 2021 15:53
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Solice Kirsk posted:
Holy schnikes
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Apr 7, 2021 15:56
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bradzilla posted:lol another psychopath casually outing themselves in the schadenfreude thread That's standard reaction a NJ driver has to someone from PA driving in their state, geese or not.
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Apr 7, 2021 16:04
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People from New Jersey aren't allowed to pump their own gas so they need to take control of their lives in other ways.
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Apr 7, 2021 16:06
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HEY IM WALKIN ERE BADABING
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Garrand posted:One of these days someone is going to post a video and we'll all watch as a goose suddenly gets loving obliterated by a predator or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8
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Apr 7, 2021 16:19
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Geese poo poo all over golf courses so can they really be that bad?
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Apr 7, 2021 17:28
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Push El Burrito posted:Geese poo poo all over golf courses so can they really be that bad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DuvTadLHI
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Apr 7, 2021 17:31
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oh dope posted:This reminds me of this girl I met once at a party ~20 years ago. She was my age, 16 or so, and she mentioned to one of her friends that she needed to clean her dentures. Turns out her top four teeth were completely false. I was naturally curious why a 16 year old would need dentures. Christ that sounds awful, wow. When I was in high school I met a kid who had bashed out his entire front uppers doing BMX or dirt biking or something. Only notable because he could open beer bottles with his teeth, effortlessly that smile tho lmao
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Apr 7, 2021 17:46
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While this is funny it's super gross how the news likes to splash the mugshots of sex workers disproportionately more than other offenders.
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Apr 7, 2021 17:48
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Leslie Nope!
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:While this is funny it's super gross how the news likes to splash the mugshots of sex workers disproportionately more than other offenders. also it's super gross how she peed all over the place like that
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Apr 7, 2021 17:58
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Does a sexual act 
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Apr 7, 2021 18:13
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wow an unsourced headline of a bizarre thing happening with no location or anything, probably very real
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Trabant posted:Leslie Nope! Amy Poler edit: As in "one who poles." You know, because strippers use poles. Figure it's always the jokes you have to explain that are the most rewarding!
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