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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

Scratch Monkey posted:

also it's super gross how she peed all over the place like that

That ain't pee, that's squirt!


E: Holy hell what a terrible snipe

E2: have this classic

Andos El Pantos fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Apr 7, 2021

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Andos El Pantos posted:

That ain't pee, that's squirt!


E: Holy hell what a terrible snipe

That's what the cop said!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

zakharov posted:

wow an unsourced headline of a bizarre thing happening with no location or anything, probably very real

The location is Florida. Meaning it is definitely real. The slightly more rare 'Florida Woman'

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/K3ngjm7.mp4

Late Fees
Jan 8, 2004
Your fees are valid.


that guy was just setting those poor boats free, no freude

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Push El Burrito posted:

Geese poo poo all over golf courses so can they really be that bad?

When I was about 14 my dad decided to get a bunch of geese, chicken, guinea and duck chicks from the tractor supply. The ducks grew up and flew away, though they returned once a year for about 2 years and that was the coolest because they brought their wild mates with them. The chickens got eaten by coyotes one by one and the guinea hens he eventually shot because he was tired of them being such good guard birds? I dunno, they made a lot of noise when someone came into the yard and I guess that was irritating. Otherwise they were really not in our way at all.

The geese grew up and were just fuckers, but also incredibly good guard animals because anything that came into the yard they would start honking their heads off. I didn't wear shorts the entire time we had them because they would make a beeline for my legs and grab my jeans with their beaks and just twist and jerk violently while hitting me with their wings. It was scary the first time or two but they never actually hurt me so I got over it quickly.

So take my expert opinion that unless you're wearing shorts or at like eye level with them, geese are pretty easy to fight with no risk to yourself. A good kick or two will make them back off or you can grab them by the neck and hold them away from you. I used to have to round them up every night and I'd chase them down, grab their necks and then fold their wings in and carry them to the hutch so they wouldn't get ate.

That was about 20 years ago and I'm still sort of spoiling for a good goose fight. I think it would cathartic in a weird way.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I once worked at a feed store and it was my job to feed the turkeys. The turkeys were kept in a cage about 4 and a half feet tall, and I had to get way in there to feed them. So I was invading their space, crouched down so their beaks were at my eye level, with handfuls of food. It was not fun lol. I consider myself very lucky to still have both eyes and I'm almost glad we eat them :colbert:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003



Just kids playing together

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Really takes his time lining up the kill shot. Like kicking a grounded opponent in the face, just vicious


Wait am I tripping or is this small child dressed up in the protective equipment they train guard/attack dogs with?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Play posted:

Really takes his time lining up the kill shot. Like kicking a grounded opponent in the face, just vicious


Wait am I tripping or is this small child dressed up in the protective equipment they train guard/attack dogs with?

Nahh, just wearing kid clothes with a pee wee football helmet on.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qr6hsff2K21r0uzl6.mp4

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Run free, little snowmobile!

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Mike! You no-good hoser!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

empty sea posted:


That was about 20 years ago and I'm still sort of spoiling for a good goose fight. I think it would cathartic in a weird way.

There's some British wildlife rescue people who routinely get beat up by swans. Your post reminded me of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nARhJLGcOIg



lmao be freeeeeeeee

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

I’ve never been on one of these but do they not have a dead man’s switch of any kind? (So more like a motor bike than a jet ski I guess?)

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I’ve never been on one of these but do they not have a dead man’s switch of any kind? (So more like a motor bike than a jet ski I guess?)

I thought it was mandatory to remove those seconds after purchase because "who needs that weak poo poo"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009


Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

First rule of snowmobile club, is remove the dead mans switch

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Can't talk about geese without including this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PgcCe3P_c

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/beesmygod_/status/1379940286927937540

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's...actually a pretty cool idea for software. And seems like a potential next step towards instant translation software. Another thing I thought was science fiction when I was a kid.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




This needs the audio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgnIP4rMoI

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

"N-Word" being the sole hard toggle is a lol.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
gamers can have little a name calling, as a treat.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
should have a n word slider with 3 nodes, off, soft, and hard R

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=19

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The N-Word toggle should be set to whichever option disallows all usage of it and its variants, and also greyed out so you can't change it. Just to piss off the people who so desperately want to use it.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Wait does this work in incoming sound or is it a tool for streamers to avoid getting banned

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Spagett toggle

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXwqGFbj0Y

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Malachite_Dragon posted:

The N-Word toggle should be set to whichever option disallows all usage of it and its variants, and also greyed out so you can't change it. Just to piss off the people who so desperately want to use it.

what if you're black tho, should they have to do a digital paper bag test or something to allow them to switch it off

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


empty sea posted:

That was about 20 years ago and I'm still sort of spoiling for a good goose fight. I think it would cathartic in a weird way.

"Not only can I fight a goose, I HAVE fought a goose and want to fight one again!" is a weird twist on the usual goon standby of "Wimps. I can fight a goose." that always follows any video or story of people getting chased by geese, but you know what? I'm here for it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

FogHelmut posted:

That's standard reaction a NJ driver has to someone from PA driving in their state, geese or not.

Pretty much this. Love my new avatar!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

I gently caressing hate it.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Wait does this work in incoming sound or is it a tool for streamers to avoid getting banned

I'm assuming it's for incoming sound and the sliders are because they're for vague-ish topics and the stricter you block it the more likely you are to get false positives and bleep out normal stuff. N-word might be easier to do cleanly because it's one word. I still, foolishly, have optimistic thoughts about other human beings so it could be that it really is a racism-enabler. There's definitely no conceivable way for me tor anyone else idly speculating ITT to learn the truth of the matter.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Platystemon posted:

I gently caressing hate it.

Ahhh brings me back to the good ol' days of lurking :allears:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

Yeah the only things I listen to after they released the self-titled album are S&M and Garage Inc.

I'm still down for the Reloads, and Garage Inc legit rocks as a) half of it was recorded in the 80s and b) none of it was written by Metallica. I even ~kinda~ like I Disappear from the Mission: Impossible 2 soundtrack, but then being the best thing about that movie is not a high bar to clear. However St Anger is a barrier which no self-respecting metalhead shall cross :blastu: :rock:


Parks and Rec reboot sounding... rough.

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