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Kingpin: Now that he can't cling to surfaces, I am sure to be able to beat this man with superhuman strength in a one-on-one fight!
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 07:08 |
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he only has superhuman strength when he remembers that fact.
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 10:37 |
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Secretly, the Kingpin also has the proportionate strength of a spider. And since he's bigger, he's got a lot more of it.
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 10:53 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Kingpin has the proportionate strength of a human.
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 10:54 |
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Spidey just has to rub himself against the greasy walls, then Kingpin won't be able to grab him!
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 11:32 |
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Payndz posted:Spidey just has to rub himself against the greasy walls, then Kingpin won't be able to grab him! The NSM version of the Clone Saga is 3 greased up Peters* running around Kingpin's dungeon, with 1, 2, and 4 painted on their backs. * MJ:
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 13:31 |
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Watch out! He still has a pocket of sleep in his mask!
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 18:39 |
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Wow, didn't know Fisk was an Assassin.
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 21:29 |
Johnny Walker posted:
Me in gradeschool with a ruler
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 23:10 |
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Kept waiting for Spidey to reveal he faked being drugged because he wanted to see who was behind the doctor's schemes... but nope, holy poo poo he really did just take drugs and go to sleep.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 02:56 |
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Jerusalem posted:Kept waiting for Spidey to reveal he faked being drugged because he wanted to see who was behind the doctor's schemes... but nope, holy poo poo he really did just take drugs and go to sleep. You must be new here.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 03:32 |
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Bruceski posted:You must be new here. Hey now, maybe I'm just incapable of retaining long-term memory! Maybe... I am secretly Spider-Man?
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 03:48 |
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Jerusalem posted:Hey now, maybe I'm just incapable of retaining long-term memory!
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 04:22 |
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Yeah but he only had a 1% chance of keeping his memory
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 04:31 |
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 07:03 |
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That face in the second panel, oh my goodness.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 09:48 |
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Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago. Welp, not only did we not miss much, but the spider did not strike back. And now who wants to place a bet no one noticed the power went out?
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 10:10 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Wow, didn't know Fisk was an Assassin. My favorite bit in AC: Valhalla is (early barely-a-spoiler): when Eivor gets the Assassin's blade and the Assassins tell her to put it on the underside of her arm to hide it and she's like "why the Hel would I want to hide it?" and just straps it to the outside
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:20 |
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Endless Mike posted:My favorite bit in AC: Valhalla is (early barely-a-spoiler): when Eivor gets the Assassin's blade and the Assassins tell her to put it on the underside of her arm to hide it and she's like "why the Hel would I want to hide it?" and just straps it to the outside I like to imagine that trainee Assassin who was in that scene was just like "wait, you're letting Eivor wear it on top? Maybe could have told me that was an option before I cut off my drat finger for this thing?"
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:58 |
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Knormal posted:No, Spider-Jerusalem is a different comic character. He does drink whatever you're offering though.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 14:32 |
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve my best."
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 15:56 |
"My eyes are up here, Spider-Man."
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:53 |
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Saoshyant posted:Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago. I know I keep asking this over and over like a dementia patient, but why didn't his Spidersense warn him about the electrification? Also, is the conclusion going to be that Harry and the gang have to bust Spidey out?
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:30 |
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He sent his Spider-Sense to get drinks and halfway to the bar it remembered it was precognitive and not psychokinetic, and when it turned around and came back, it saw him in the cage, gave up, and went home.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:47 |
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Saoshyant posted:Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago.
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:26 |
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"You saw her pour it in. Then you drank it."
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:22 |
They're really trying to make that knife gauntlet seem terrifying but this is all I can think of
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:41 |
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:29 |
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Traits of spiders: - Precognition - Spinnerets in their legs - Stingers
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 19:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnoXkDZNNI Did Lord of the Rings lie to me?
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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:48 |
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is kingpin doing hip thrusts? it sure looks like he is.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 00:42 |
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I thought he said "Swing", and going with the image, I feel like that would have worked a ton better.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 02:57 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:I thought he said "Swing", and going with the image, I feel like that would have worked a ton better. Especially because spiders, while they do swing, don't sting. Spiders bite.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 06:42 |
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Spider-Man: I'm too weak to bend these bars, oh well better just casually lift my full body weight and THIS ENTIRE loving STEEL CAGE up into the air via a thin webline connected to my wrist and then hold it up here in the air for anything from a few minutes to several hours.....
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 08:44 |
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Kantesu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnoXkDZNNI Shelob's not actually a spider, but more a spider shaped demon. In the book she is described as having even less spider like features. Having chitinous armour, and insect like compound eyes. Along with immunity to all mundane weapons, and resistance to magical one. (A magic weapon can harm her, but you need to either hit her in a soft part, or be stupidly strong to pierce any other part of her body, which Shelob was she accidently stabbed herself with Sam's magic sword.)
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:34 |
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Too bad Peter doesn't have the proportionate strength of a foam pig.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 13:16 |
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"The cage being now on the ceiling will cause them to doubt their sanity, like it did with me, and then I will escape somehow! A perfect plan!"
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:03 |
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Johnny Walker posted:"The cage being now on the ceiling will cause them to doubt their sanity, like it did with me, and then I will escape somehow! A perfect plan!"
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:20 |
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Haifisch posted:You thought you were joking, and yet So he's just blind right? There is no way he could have entered the room without seeing it unless he just forgot how his eyelids work.
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 19:34 |
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"Go feed the web-slinger"? lol, how long has he been caged, a couple hours at most?
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# ? Apr 10, 2021 19:52 |