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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Maybe his DA account?

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Man, and I said season 2 of Goliath was way too out there...

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Sometimes, I really have to ask; Where does kink end, and mental illness begin?

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


The line between them gets crossed when something causes distress and/or interferes with everyday life. This dude's hitting the latter.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


The lady can wear a eyepatch, sheess.... this would be easymode.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008


The response is saying that his fetish is called body identity integrity disorder, but that doesn't seem right. An amputee fetish is totally separate from that. The woman says that her husband recently told her that he also wants to be an amputee, which could be a sign of that disorder, but it could still just be fetish stuff. The disorder is characterized by feeling like a body part isn't actually a part of you, and being bothered by its presence. There's no evidence that he feels that way, though.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
Khetag Pliev suffers severed finger during match, undergoes emergency surgery

quote:

The fight, which was part of an event put on by Cage Fury Fighting Championship and aired on UFC Fight Pass, was stopped when the referee noticed Pliev was missing his left ring finger.

For several minutes, those in the venue were searching for the stray digit. Event promoter Rob Haydak said officials looked all around the cage, and there was even an announcement over the PA system asking people to look for it inside 2300 Arena.

Haydak said it was ultimately discovered that the finger had come off and was lodged inside Pliev's glove all along.

quote:

"It was crazy," Haydak said. "He didn't even flinch. He was getting ready to do the [official] decision and I was like, 'Uh, guys, get him out of the cage and go put his finger back on.'"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Sounds like the beginning stages of Head-Fall-Off disease. Glad they caught it early!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/1377962848450666500?s=21

Yikes.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
50% of the sentences in that article sound like they're about to veer into "step-"mom porn

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Satire, but not so much what I'd call "good" satire.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's no Blazing Saddles, that's for sure.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


The New Yorker posted:

Evan Waite is a co-producer of “Family Guy.”

Oh, word?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There are worse ways to get noticed by the talent scouts I guess.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


Amy Poehler is not getting any work in the pandemic?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Sereri posted:

Amy Poehler is not getting any work in the pandemic?

Unusually sophisticated pun for a stripper name, but I respect it

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Sir Lemming posted:

Unusually sophisticated pun for a stripper name, but I respect it

Lolol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Sir Lemming posted:

Unusually sophisticated pun for a stripper name, but I respect it

Amazing.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!



https://www.thecut.com/2021/04/a-q-and-a-with-the-man-who-keeps-uploading-my-feet-to-wikifeet.html

My favorite answer

Garrand has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Apr 7, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*double checks to ensure monitor is on* What an obsessive creepy weirdo.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1379926673685159940

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

There’s more than one way to have a stroke during an interview.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019




Is J.D. a nevernude?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Inceltown posted:


Is J.D. a nevernude?

Yeah, he shows up during the Girls With Low Self-Esteem segment as the sleazy producer who is also a nevernude.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Monkey posted:

Yeah, he shows up during the Girls With Low Self-Esteem segment as the sleazy producer who is also a nevernude.

I really need to watch the show again as I'd completely forgotten this.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This seems more like a toilet Shrek would frequent.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Inceltown posted:

I really need to watch the show again as I'd completely forgotten this.

Yeah, my wife and I are doing a rewatch because of Jessica Walter's death. It's an easy subplot to forget.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Americans: Canadians are so nice.
Canadians:

White Spot investigating after Penticton franchisee leaves load of dog poo at homeless shelter

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/white-spot-franchise-dog-poo-1.5979214

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I love the photos/layout here because it looks like he himself is surprised to find out he's wearing those

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Holy poo poo I'm surprised he made it to that age, was he a half man half donut hybrid?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Kinda proving NAAFA's point here, the 'cardiovascular disease' or the pneumonia relating to his obesity at all is 100% pulled out of the editor's rear end and is just an attempt to shame fat people. All we know is that he died from complications from pneumonia

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Garrand posted:

Kinda proving NAAFA's point here, the 'cardiovascular disease' or the pneumonia relating to his obesity at all is 100% pulled out of the editor's rear end and is just an attempt to shame fat people. All we know is that he died from complications from pneumonia

:allears:

PharmerBoy
Jul 21, 2008
Looks like the written text was from Wikipedia back in 2014, and was removed after 3 days for lack of citations.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The various fat acceptance/Health At Any Size movements do have issues with all their spokespeople dying.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The various fat acceptance/Health At Any Size movements do have issues with all their spokespeople dying.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The various fat acceptance/Health At Any Size movements do have issues with all their spokespeople dying.

Weirdly similar to all of the HIV denial people dying of AIDS.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/elmo/elmo-assaulted-798513

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