|
I've been around the block a few times and I can tell you that there is a pretty big difference between semen and soap scum when it comes to hand towels. And in general.
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 13:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 06:56 |
|
|
Collateral Damage posted:
Did the defense hire you to taint the jury pool with these wild theories?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:05
|
|
says he didn't rinse his hands completely before wiping them and it's just soap on the towel.
|
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, smell this
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:06
|
|
|
please knock Mom! posted:Whocummit
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:08
|
|
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:I've been around the block a few times and I can tell you that there is a pretty big difference between semen and soap scum when it comes to hand towels. And in general. Maybe it was one of those dispensers? 
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:09
|
|
|
Collateral Damage posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:11
|
|
|
Why, I've never heard of a man depositing his seed where it does not belong!
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:13
|
|
|
please knock Mom! posted:Whocummit  
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:14
|
|
|
PHIZ KALIFA posted:cumshitter i'm sure i've asked this of you before but what's your take on the "french tuck"? It's not French it was invented by guys that wanted to show off their belt buckle
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:21
|
|
|
They say he was never gone for any suspicious amount of time. So what they are presupposing is their friends boyfriend got spontaneously so horny he went and jacked it in the bathroom in about the amount of time it takes to pee, right into a hand towel, then daintily placed the towel back on the rack.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:27
|
|
|
AITA for telling my neighbor that I'd do what she asked, but I'd let people know why?quote:So throughout quarantine I've been pretty
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:39
|
|
|
This thread is full of people that poo poo in neighbor’s bathtubs and spread dried fecal crumbs on their own bed and store dozens of bottles of their own urine directly above their head and this is what sounds unbelievable?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:42
|
|
|
Sisal Two-Step posted:Why do HOAs hate fun. They're run by old people
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:52
|
|
|
Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for telling my neighbor that I'd do what she asked, but I'd let people know why? replace the decorations with a giant sign that says "<lovely neighbour's name> MADE ME TAKE DOWN MY FUN DECORATIONS, SORRY Y'ALL" and see how fast they try to backpedal their complaint fake edit: also i would love to see someone try to pin down that skeletons = halloween. do they just not exist outside of that holiday? 
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 14:54
|
|
|
If they're not dressed up to be spooky, are they really halloween decorations? Like they're just dead mannequins at that point.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:08
|
|
|
Johnny Truant posted:replace the decorations with a giant sign that says "<lovely neighbour's name> MADE ME TAKE DOWN MY FUN DECORATIONS, SORRY Y'ALL" and see how fast they try to backpedal their complaint In all likelihood the HOA has a blanket ban on most decorations with a whitelist of when and what you're allowed to decorate.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:13
|
|
|
The Stealth Spunker has struck again!
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:23
|
|
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:This thread is full of people that poo poo in neighbor’s bathtubs and spread dried fecal crumbs on their own bed and store dozens of bottles of their own urine directly above their head and this is what sounds unbelievable? Wasn't there one a while back about a guy who took a dump and then wiped with a hand towel and threw it out the window?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:25
|
|
Cat Army
|
Megillah Gorilla posted:Maybe it was one of those dispensers? That's plausible if it's the weird silvery soap _and_ he dispensed after rinsing or never rinsed with water for some reason.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:26
|
|
|
softsoap is the loving worst
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:28
|
|
|
Megillah Gorilla posted:Maybe it was one of those dispensers? The ballistics are all wrong. You would have us believe that this is some kind of magic splooge that could change trajectory mid-flight to veer over and hit the hand towel? No, there is only one possibility: there was a second cumman on the grassy knoll.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:39
|
|
|
The friend was probably one of those disgusting people that spit in sinks and missed. They need to take a sample and send it to CSI.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 15:43
|
|
|
Where I work everybody spits in the urinals, it's really weird
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:10
|
|
|
MightyJoe36 posted:Wasn't there one a while back about a guy who took a dump and then wiped with a hand towel and threw it out the window? There was that and also the guy that wiped his rear end with his girlfriend’s bath towels and threw them in the tub.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:10
|
|
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:There was that and also the guy that wiped his rear end with his girlfriend’s bath towels and threw them in the tub. Speaking of people doing weird things in bathrooms, I'm trying to remember the story of a woman who was at a guy's place for the first time, had a massive, bathroom destroying poo poo, clogged the toilet, and then tried to just GTFO by going through the window? But the building was so close to the neighbors, like a row house or something, she got stuck, and then the window fell back down pinning her further and she needed to call for help? I want to say there was even pictures of her stuck in the window. Please tell me I'm not crazy and making this up in my head? Faked edit: Found it, had some details wrong, she wasn't trying to escape so much as fling the poo out the window and got stuck trying to get it out? Somehow? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_n_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:46
|
|
|
Where do y’all spit if not the sink or toilet??? On the floor LIKE ANIMALS?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:49
|
|
|
Why is spitting like casually a thing??? Cis men answer for your nasty rear end crimes, y’all’s salivary glands broke?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:54
|
|
|
teen witch posted:I’m thinking of a murder mystery dinner but it’d a cumstain whodunnit. Achewood took us there years ago! http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09052007 If you’re going to have a moment of delight at somebody else’s house, be polite enough to do it into an old can of refried beans or something. It’s only polite.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:57
|
|
|
teen witch posted:Why is spitting like casually a thing??? Cis men answer for your nasty rear end crimes, y’all’s salivary glands broke? i do it cause i don't like the post-coffee mouth feel  or if i'm biking, that's about iti don't do it around other people though? like, gotta be nobody even close to me for me to do it, or an empty bathroom to spit in the urinal
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 16:58
|
|
|
sometimes we do oversalivate! I've deffo gone through (possibly allergy or meds) related periods where my body would generate a dozen or more gross, phlegmy globs a day directly in the roof of my mouth.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:00
|
|
|
Wearing a mask has completely broken my spit into the urinal before peeing algorithms. This is the only excuse I'll accept from anti-maskers.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:01
|
|
|
teen witch posted:Why is spitting like casually a thing??? Cis men answer for your nasty rear end crimes, y’all’s salivary glands broke? I was going to ask this. What's with dudes and spitting? Is it entirely a cultural thing? I've only ever spat when like a bug flew in my mouth or something. Is it a smoker thing where it turns your saliva thick and nasty?
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:01
|
|
|
Baronjutter posted:I was going to ask this. What's with dudes and spitting? Is it entirely a cultural thing? I've only ever spat when like a bug flew in my mouth or something. Is it a smoker thing where it turns your saliva thick and nasty? Cultural thing. That part dropped off for me years ago. Also if I've got sinus drainage. In covid world I'm adopting some new habits in how and where but yeah.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:04
|
|
|
teen witch posted:Why is spitting like casually a thing??? Cis men answer for your nasty rear end crimes, y’all’s salivary glands broke? I sometimes spit into a tissue or the sink because my sinuses manufacture snot at an industrial level and I often feel like Im drowning in it. I just want to get that poo poo out of my body. I never spit on the ground, though. That's gross.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:05
|
|
|
I have to be in the final stages of pre-vomit before I will spit
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:09
|
|
|
ill spit after/while having a smoke or to clear my throat/mouth of anything that comes loose after coughing but like... just spitting normal saliva out for no reason other than to spit? no. that's not me.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:12
|
|
|
anyone else want to let us know you don't spit before i finish compiling The List Of Virtuous Goons
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:19
|
|
|
I swallow, making me extra virtuous.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:24
|
|
|
oh jay posted:Wearing a mask has completely broken my spit into the urinal before peeing algorithms. This is the only excuse I'll accept from anti-maskers. This, entirely. Spitting into a urinal is as old as Rome.
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 06:56 |
|
|
I spit in solidarity with my camelid comrades; what up alpacas, what up llamas
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2021 17:25
|
|
