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Frankly I think we need MORE lamia posting
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Apr 8, 2021 12:57
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If you were a lamia you could curl up while pooping and no one in the houses would know until you left
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Apr 8, 2021 12:58
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Lamia are courteous, refined creatures and would never poop on the floor.
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Apr 8, 2021 13:06
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The cloaca is evolution's greatest triumph, and frankly I pity those who can't poop, pee, give birth, and gently caress simultaneously using the same hole.
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Apr 8, 2021 13:17
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I'm pumped. It's Masters week, so I stole our old big flat screen that my wife uses for her online yoga classes and moved it up into my "office" (read: posting dump) and am using it to live-stream The Masters coverage and have the SAS thread and poo poo open on other monitors. It's great. I also have my putter here so I can practice putting while watching and posting. I'm pretty great/cool.
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Apr 8, 2021 13:41
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I have no interest in golf but that all sounds very chill
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Apr 8, 2021 13:50
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Revins posted:I have no interest in golf but that all sounds very chill It's awesome. I grew up with golf as a big part of my life, and it taught me what tao was before I knew anything about that poo poo, so it and i have a real heady connection. I'm always psyched when spring rolls around, and now that the Masters streams literally everything from their practice range, to every player on the course, and I can set up a big screen to watch it? Hell yea. At lunch I'll prolly go hit some balls in the yard. Last weekend my wife and I played our first round of the spring, and we recently got two, 7 round, 18 hole passes so we can each go and play a full round together sharing a cart at different courses this summer (was a great deal, too, 7 full rounds on a cart for only $125). ...anyway yea I've been a golf nerd since I was like 10.
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Apr 8, 2021 14:02
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I hit my stepmom with a golf ball once when I hosed up a drive
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Apr 8, 2021 14:13
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I hit my stepmom with a golf ball once when I hosed up a drive did you just get done saying "now watch this drive"?
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Apr 8, 2021 14:14
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I hit my stepmom with a golf ball once when I hosed up a drive I hope she's dead.
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Apr 8, 2021 14:17
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*yells big beef city in the manner of jon yelling garfield*
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Apr 8, 2021 14:19
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Big Beef City posted:I hope she's dead. Still alive, I hosed it up, remember?
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Apr 8, 2021 14:19
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Big Beef City posted:
 Hot drat, that’s some bargain basement pricing
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Apr 8, 2021 14:21
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i went golfing with my ex girlfriends dad once and he put rush limbaugh on the radio on the way there and back. however my golf clubs were "last year's set", left handed given to me by a rich friend of his for free, very nice clubs, that I still use, so overall worth it
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Apr 8, 2021 14:33
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:
Yea, there's a local sports radio show around here that does deals with local places. Usually it's like, local supper clubs, or 'get a good deal on car washes' or whatever they do for sponsors. That kinda thing, but every spring they run this promotion and pretty much every course within about 75 miles gets in on it, so they put two packages together for about the same price, same number of courses, some further out from me, some closer by. I got the one with the mix of courses closer in. I think they make money due to advertising it/bulk sales/unused vouchers from people who just don't redeem them before the end of the season. I double checked and after 'fees and taxes' it was closer to 140, I guess, but still, that's 18 holes on a cart for $20 a person.
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Apr 8, 2021 14:34
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I'd pay $125 just to zoom around on a cart tbf
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Apr 8, 2021 14:39
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Ratjaculation posted:I'd pay $125 just to zoom around on a cart tbf When I was a kid, I worked as a caddie, and later in the bag room/pro shop at a private club, and part of that was picking range balls, yadda yadda. One of the first things you learn as a golf course worker is that gas golf carts have a governor on the throttle that limits how fast they can go. It's a spring on the throttle body, under the seat. You can move where the spring attaches, and suddenly, those carts go a LOT faster. ...a LOT. ...turns out, if it rains on a golf course and everyone clears out, what you can do on the wide open driving range is get them fully up to max speed, then lock the parking break and crank the wheel and whip about 5-6 shitties over about a 20 yard stretch out on that range. (and bet each other $ on who can do more. You can bet on everything on a golf course. Everything.) What you can ALSO do, is, if you're hauling those big rear end gatoraide water coolers out to a hole to refill them, through the back paths that golfers don't see/take, at full speed, is mis-read a turn, flip the cart, and break both your forearms flying out of the cart at 30mph. Which a buddy of mine learned.
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Apr 8, 2021 14:45
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Big Beef City posted:When I was a kid, I worked as a caddie, and later in the bag room/pro shop at a private club, and part of that was picking range balls, yadda yadda. gently caress that sounds awesome not the bones part
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Apr 8, 2021 14:58
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think im gonna get a croissant breakfast sammy and a couple plain croissants for Other Sandwiches from the local coffee shop 
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Apr 8, 2021 15:37
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Aardvark! posted:think im gonna get a croissant breakfast sammy and a couple plain croissants for Other Sandwiches from the local coffee shop Realized I haven't had a croasawnt in a long long time. Lunch for me today is frozen veggies covered in a chili sauce, both of which I dumped unceremoniously into a tupperware on my way out the door this morning.
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Apr 8, 2021 15:43
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Never eat a croissant while driving or when you get out you'll look like you rolled in a pile of them.
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Apr 8, 2021 15:49
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Never eat a croissant while driving or when you get out you'll look like you rolled in a pile of them. I'm gonna eat it in bed because it's breakfast baby!!! on a plate, extremely carefully
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Apr 8, 2021 15:51
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Big Beef City posted:When I was a kid, I worked as a caddie, and later in the bag room/pro shop at a private club, and part of that was picking range balls, yadda yadda. Lol I love golf. They got those things where you can wash your balls every hole. I’m always like, how much sex do these perverts have that they need to wash their balls every hole? But it feels good, it’s refreshing, even if you aren’t backwoods smashing each hole.  
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Apr 8, 2021 15:55
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Aardvark! posted:I'm gonna eat it in bed because it's breakfast baby!!! You will make a mistake. You will think you were very careful. Then at night you will feel a single croissant flake on your neck. You will eat it, shamefully.
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Apr 8, 2021 16:00
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holy gently caress this is a great sandwich bacon egg cheddar, caramelized onions, tomato, spinach, mushroom, pesto yes that's way too many toppings, it's a delicious mess
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Apr 8, 2021 16:10
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nice. I start orientation at my new job today so I'm thinking of grabbing some culvers because I haven't had any food I didn't cook myself for awhile and I'm burgin
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Apr 8, 2021 16:12
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Big Beef City posted:It's awesome. I grew up with golf as a big part of my life, and it taught me what tao was before I knew anything about that poo poo, so it and i have a real heady connection. I'm always psyched when spring rolls around, and now that the Masters streams literally everything from their practice range, to every player on the course, and I can set up a big screen to watch it? Hell yea. At lunch I'll prolly go hit some balls in the yard. The Masters is my favourite tournament to watch and it's cool that I get to watch on tv while "working" this year. Also excited to go on our yearly golf trip (missed last year obviously) again. 3 days of drinking, poorly played golf and more drinking! MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Apr 8, 2021 |
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Apr 8, 2021 16:18
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I wish I could cast the Master's web stream to my TV at more than 10 FPS, it's soooooo much better than CBS
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Apr 8, 2021 16:21
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for example, the web stream is showing people actually golfing at the master's right now, and not someone who doesn't tee off for another 2 and a half hours
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Apr 8, 2021 16:22
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BigBadSteve posted:What's with all the snake women on GBS lately? They good. They do. No. Revins posted:lol hbag stop posting in fyad lol free hbag!!!
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Apr 8, 2021 16:59
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hbag knows what they're doing. or maybe doesn't know what they're doing. either way this will work itself out over time.
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Apr 8, 2021 17:03
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hbag has like thirty posts a day even with constant probing. Imagine the raw posting power if he was free from the shackles of FYAD tyranny.
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Apr 8, 2021 17:05
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Meme Poker Party posted:hbag has like thirty posts a day even with constant probing. I wish I had those procrastination powers but without the guilt.
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Apr 8, 2021 17:06
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I think I need to post a little more...
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Apr 8, 2021 17:09
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Just a little more...
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Apr 8, 2021 17:09
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nine or ten more posts should do it...
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Apr 8, 2021 17:09
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Always be postin Never stop postin
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Apr 8, 2021 17:12
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Full Metal Jackass posted:You will make a mistake. You will think you were very careful. Then at night you will feel a single croissant flake on your neck. You will eat it, shamefully. Shamefully? Coward
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Apr 8, 2021 17:22
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Always be postin 
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Apr 8, 2021 17:23
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol I love golf. They got those things where you can wash your balls every hole. I’m always like, how much sex do these perverts have that they need to wash their balls every hole? But it feels good, it’s refreshing, even if you aren’t backwoods smashing each hole. I posted something realistic, and meant it. How's it going for you with this?
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Apr 8, 2021 18:28
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