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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I remember he had to sit through all of Eric's Idol show, so mad props to him for THAT poo poo. Jeeeezus christ.

Someone has to have video clip of that. If watch it in Real Player is that's what is takes.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Gotta hand it to JD, she's quite the attractive creature.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

kylej posted:

I dunno about that. When I listened live I remember JD had a crazy work ethic - probably better than anyone else on the staff. I assume he could be a production type of person in Hollywood doing some sort of grunt work.

tv/film is a very relationship based business where you need to know people to hook you up with the next job. i cant even imagine JD getting his foot in the door with his degree from full sail university

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I remember he had to sit through all of Eric's Idol show, so mad props to him for THAT poo poo. Jeeeezus christ.

Also Ronnie's car show.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

YeahTubaMike posted:

Also Ronnie's car show.

The "most boringest" show ever.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I thought the tattoo was a green dragon?

The JD's mom in Hawaii saga always cracked me up. Fred was always ready with the hula/island music whenever the topic was mentioned.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I have another one of those soundbites stuck in my head, wondering if someone can help me find it again.

It's Sal, doing his truly awful 'black' voice, saying "Well, hello dere, muthafuckah!".

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I have another one of those soundbites stuck in my head, wondering if someone can help me find it again.

It's Sal, doing his truly awful 'black' voice, saying "Well, hello dere, muthafuckah!".

It's definitely from them pranking public access, probably that Community Cop show.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I have another one of those soundbites stuck in my head, wondering if someone can help me find it again.

It's Sal, doing his truly awful 'black' voice, saying "Well, hello dere, muthafuckah!".

dis beez leroy jackson from da bronx

There are a bunch of prank call compilations on the youtubes. I've definitely heard it in a few of them.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wesleywillis posted:

dis beez leroy jackson from da bronx

There are a bunch of prank call compilations on the youtubes. I've definitely heard it in a few of them.

Oh, I know he does his Leroy voice often, especially during the chess segment ("what would you say is the biggest chest piece? Da king you say!!") but I'm trying to find when he followed his greeting up with "muthafuckah!"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Juicy by Biggie just came on the radio and all I can think of is Artie rapping along.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, I know he does his Leroy voice often, especially during the chess segment ("what would you say is the biggest chest piece? Da king you say!!") but I'm trying to find when he followed his greeting up with "muthafuckah!"

50 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4i-2uL1umE&list=PLB4CC069AE17B4B42&index=17

Bonus, 55 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ5wuD-EK_Q&list=PLB4CC069AE17B4B42&index=4

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Tonight I am listening to a classic. Beetlejuice visit with a court stenographer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB39n_AMml4

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


That's a bingo.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
sharing this ytmnd i made from a gif that was posted here a while ago, classic mid-2000s meme enclosed

https://sternfacialexpressions.ytmnd.com/

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

G. Gordon Liddy died, so I better get the Gush Katif Crackhead Bob crank call today.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I thought G. Gordon Liddy died in the '80s or something.

The only time I remember hearing his name was in "The Na-Na Song" by Sheryl Crow.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

YeahTubaMike posted:

I thought G. Gordon Liddy died in the '80s or something.

The only time I remember hearing his name was in "The Na-Na Song" by Sheryl Crow.

:same:

Before that it was probably an episode of Murphy Brown

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Szyznyk posted:

G. Gordon Liddy died, so I better get the Gush Katif Crackhead Bob crank call today.

For some reason that call is baked into my brain. I'm sure I'll be on my deathbed at some point and forget my family member's names, but still be able to recite A Boy With Horse Teeth and the G. Gordon Liddy prank call.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I was watching the new super hero cartoon on amazon, and they did a joke about how hard it is to purposely pee your pants. It reminded me about the time everyone wore diapers, on the show, and when Gary was the one who peed, they immediately dog-piled on him. I went to look it up and couldn't find it. Can any one hook me up?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
God I love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4FkB_x530U

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Bonzo posted:

I need to see if I can find the stuff with his mom getting married in Hawaii.

Wow I forgot all about that. lmao

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

I was watching the new super hero cartoon on amazon, and they did a joke about how hard it is to purposely pee your pants. It reminded me about the time everyone wore diapers, on the show, and when Gary was the one who peed, they immediately dog-piled on him. I went to look it up and couldn't find it. Can any one hook me up?

I'm morbidly curious, even though 1) this sounds like a hosed up fanfiction someone wrote, and 2) I'm pretty sure that searching for it would get me put on some kind of watchlist

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm morbidly curious, even though 1) this sounds like a hosed up fanfiction someone wrote, and 2) I'm pretty sure that searching for it would get me put on some kind of watchlist

Don' worry, if you're searching for pee porn, sal is much higher on the list than you.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm morbidly curious, even though 1) this sounds like a hosed up fanfiction someone wrote, and 2) I'm pretty sure that searching for it would get me put on some kind of watchlist

I swear I didn't just dream this up! I was an old bit and I watched video of it. They had Gary go buy adult diapers and he hosed it up, because while he bought a package that had enough for everyone, it only had one fastner that had to be reused. So they had to do multiple commercial breaks setting up. I'm gonna be more vigilant looking it up so I can at least prove I'm not crazy.

e- I think even Billy West was in on this bit?

ee- I think this is it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxNw9X9QTg4

Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 2, 2021

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Definitely had a little chuckle this week when Howard was talking about Sharon getting kicked off the View and said "It sucks because you know when they come back they won't talk about it and pretend like she never worked there."

You know, like Scott the Engineer, Shuli, Brent, the Howard TV crew, Artie other than the 2 minutes they talked about his suicide attempt...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lifespan posted:

Definitely had a little chuckle this week when Howard was talking about Sharon getting kicked off the View and said "It sucks because you know when they come back they won't talk about it and pretend like she never worked there."

You know, like Scott the Engineer, Shuli, Brent, the Howard TV crew, Artie other than the 2 minutes they talked about his suicide attempt...

I read your second paragraph like Richard doing a phony phone call.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Michael Rappaport is a liar, hypocrite, and coward, but I like that he called out how Howard pretends as if people don't exist once they leave the show.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I have not listened yet, but it is weird the route that Rappaport decided to take. He was a show fan that had success due to his smack talking as the celebrity member of the fantasy football league and somehow turned that in to his career. Not just with fantasy, but just going on any platform that will let him to be a loud mouth troll. I'm already bored of it and I can't see it lasting for much longer, especially now that people might distance themselves from private conversations with him after he outed Durant. Not that I think what Durant did is OK, but if someone is going to share private chats I feel like I would just avoid them.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
gently caress rapaport.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

I'm Gay Papa

(This has been in my head for 2 days and I only know like 2 of the lines)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What's going on with Rappaport now?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Just listened to the Rappaport call that guy is so insincere that it was a waste of time. Obviously this whole thing is stupid, but he is the definition of "can give it out but not take it" and will not cop to that at all. It was good to finally hear Howard just admit flat out that once people leave the show he does not believe they exist in the context of the show and it is not his job to bring them back up. I disagree, but at least he said it.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
My Sirius $5/mo contract is ending on the 12th.

Why is nobody offering me any promotions to keep me when I threaten to cancel? I called them up and they're like "Sure, here you go, canceled, no new promotions. Sorry!"

Did the chat and it's the same thing.

Are the cracking down on discounts or some poo poo? Maybe it's time to sell my Sirius stock.

Meanwhile, they have $1 for 3 months on the main page.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I would assume they finally figured out that everyone knows their game by now, but they will see a massive subscriber drop if they stick to their current pricing. I pay $100/yr for All Access and I wouldn't pay a penny more, let alone the $22/mo + huge fees they are asking for.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
I did my annual renewal dance by chat and was done in 10 minutes, usual $100 plus fees for another year.

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

I called and the automated system gave me some deal. 6 months for 50 bucks I think. Didn't even have to talk to anyone.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Lifespan posted:

Just listened to the Rappaport call that guy is so insincere that it was a waste of time. Obviously this whole thing is stupid, but he is the definition of "can give it out but not take it" and will not cop to that at all. It was good to finally hear Howard just admit flat out that once people leave the show he does not believe they exist in the context of the show and it is not his job to bring them back up. I disagree, but at least he said it.

Rappaport is one of the better wack packers. That was an hour of very good radio.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Crapaport?

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I assume Bigfoot has been in enough fights that he might be a little dangerous. The part of the Rappaport call that gave me the biggest eye roll was him essentially saying he thinks he could stand up to Kevin Durant, a 32 y/o, 6'10" professional athlete in a fight.

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