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Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007




cats are the best dogs

e: hell yeah what a great snipe

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
cats?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cats.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Counterpoint: CATS

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

All I have is this weird looking dog.



That pitbull eugenics thread loving sucks really bad.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

CATS

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007


:sickos:

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Clicked this expecting Iron Crowned’s weird anti dog crusade.

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

I'd be shocked if there's only one of these dudes, frankly.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Snow Cone Capone posted:

Is that the dude who's banned from e/n for being creepy

I don't know if he is but he has two character traits : hatred for dogs and love for titty bars

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know if he is but he has two character traits : hatred for dogs and love for titty bars

i'd prefer the reverse and i don't even like dogs

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Clicked this expecting Iron Crowned’s weird anti dog crusade.
I was expecting Morally Inept for a different meaning of obsession about dogs

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, a 250 pound labrador? Is that even possible without the dog being GE Cafe levels of morbidly obese? Even Newfies usually don't weigh 200 pounds.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

pentyne posted:

There were two recent ones that I can think of

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3918311&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post503636892


There was another here that was only a 3 day probe that resulted in a QCS thread before someone outside of cspam checked and rightfully permabanned the freak.


The QCS thread is pretty crazy.
Seriously why did the dog murder dude only get a 3 day

:psyduck:

docbeard was a mod? Of what forum? Holy gently caress that's a lot of dumb posts by them in that thread.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

he was a QCS mod

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Sabre tooth tigers ran like dogs. They think.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


alternatively,

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Solice Kirsk posted:

Sabre tooth tigers ran like dogs. They think.

Actually the latest scientific findings indicate sabretooth tigers constantly wanted to be let out of caves until the protohumans let them out, whereupon they immediately wanted to be let back in.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



CannonFodder posted:

I was expecting Morally Inept for a different meaning of obsession about dogs

Thanks for reminding me of that. :allbuttons:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


As an owner of a full grown 20lb mutt who thinks he's still a kitten: no

Cat tax:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

If there's one thing we can be sure if, it's that a cat is NOT a dog.

Dame Judi Dench account spotted

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Taciturn Tactician posted:

What, do they confuse people's ankles for badgers or something?

they're way up the league table for bites resulting in hospitalisation because people pick them up and bring them to their faces, disregarding the signals the dog sends that it doesn't want that.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Skulk Hogan posted:

My co-worker from Sprint never spoke to me about anything but how much he hates Goonswarm and how they've ruined EVE for him after I bought a mutual friend an SA account and he heard about it.

Thank gently caress. At least he stopped talking about EVE itself.

EVE Online drama you say?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866278&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1005#post513821193

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3964446&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post513823227

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Grimey Drawer
not sure who i am supposed to be rooting for here.

On one hand you have the self important weirdo who thinks him 'retiring' matters to anyone and going on about being permabanned but not saying why? Does he think you get permabanned for leaving EVE? Like goonfleet is the Yakuza?

On the other hand there's a guy telling him he'll 'never fit in here' because they are a 'j4g pubbie'. In 2021. And everyone is like 35+ years old now. This is embarrassing.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Whats-his-face has been trolling the EVE thread for ages, and the evegoons have been eating it up because goons love to dunk on someone, even when it's an obvious setup.

Just ignore it, it's not worth the mindspace to think about.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Grimey Drawer
yeah I thought I was missing a lot of history somewhere

Xun
Apr 25, 2010



I have a dog but my phone regularly and very consistently identifies him as a cat

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he was a QCS mod

:lol: goddamn

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Xun posted:



I have a dog but my phone regularly and very consistently identifies him as a cat

that’s a fine lookin’ cat you got there :clint:

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Casu Marzu posted:

:psyduck:

docbeard was a mod? Of what forum? Holy gently caress that's a lot of dumb posts by them in that thread.

His time as a qcs mod went extremely poorly, it only lasted a few weeks.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Is there a record for shortest tenure as a mod?

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

CannonFodder posted:

Is there a record for shortest tenure as a mod?

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


W98 was demodded before he even became a mod, somehow

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, a 250 pound labrador? Is that even possible without the dog being GE Cafe levels of morbidly obese? Even Newfies usually don't weigh 200 pounds.

Scooby was a rejected police dog who lived chained to a barbell that weighed more than me, because it was the only way his owner could keep him from going through the window.

He was ALOT of dog, and its a really good thing he was rejected for being too nice.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Zore posted:

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Now that was a guy who really wanted to be an internet superstar, on the something awful forums

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Zore posted:

Joey Vapes got modded, demodded and banned over a period of like 3 hours

Think that actually turned out to be ozma doing it as a joke.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Why kouldn't ozma post?

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