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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Kith posted:

Instead of having lunch I'm laying down and being delirious

I am sorry why are you feeling stressed?


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
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nut

is it a crime to love

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Bilirubin posted:

I am sorry why are you feeling stressed?

my brain is broke

more falafel please

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hello




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Filling out the formd for Revenue Canada for CYA on stuff:

Gender: no thank you
Sex: not today thanks
Income: hahahahahaha

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

real nap poo poo posted:

i would never do crime

idgi






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
It is :sun: today, but I have to work, so I can't go outside and play.
On the other hand, I have :coffee: and being a librarian is an okay job.

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
Made paella for dinner :dance:






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


i am now vertical and have attempted lunch. i am trying this "chicken bacon ranch super-sub" from the deli.

i am apprehensive.

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


i regret

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


real nap poo poo posted:

im a good boy i would never do crime

????? :mods:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Barking Gecko posted:

It is :sun: today, but I have to work, so I can't go outside and play.
On the other hand, I have :coffee: and being a librarian is an okay job.

I would like one to thirty seven books, please, here is a snack and several pots of coffee :sludgepal:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


nut posted:

is it a crime to love

It is only a crime for me to love you as much as I do

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

Gramps


Teddy Thunders posted:

I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

hey i needed those i make little tiny brooms for the mice so they can sweep up after themselves

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Teddy Thunders posted:

I would like one to thirty seven books, please, here is a snack and several pots of coffee :sludgepal:

Please describe the books you would like.
As is the custom among our patrons, you may not reference the title, author, or call number, but must instead refer to the size, color, or a vague partial description of the contents.

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Teddy Thunders posted:

I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

Good thing I use fakes






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

real nap shit

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Stoner Sloth

real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

grand theft ham

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Stealing company time






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Escape From Noise

real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Loitering, sexual economy fraud, the cool crime of stealing...

Stoner Sloth

making the weed noise if it's illegal where you are is good

real nap shit

hmm alright may try some of these out thanks

Gramps


real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Weaz the juice

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

sexual economy fraud

white collar crime. specifically, lacy silky white collars.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Teddy Thunders posted:

That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

I don't understand what I'm doing wrong here





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

xcheopis


Teddy Thunders posted:

That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

I have old-timey blouses with lace collars, they are a pain to wash properly.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

xcheopis


We have finally managed to prevent the ceiling fans in the office ventilation system from being on all the drat time. It's now much quieter and the usual terrible cold spots are merely slightly cool. Thank gently caress.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Finger Prince


The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

Ass-penny

I missed a lot of chat, but I wanted to stop in and give a friendly hello to all my buds in the b hole.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

more falafel please

forums poster

Finger Prince posted:

The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

Not sure if it's my Chicago accent but I have zero transition between them, it's just thishit

"South side" also becomes "sow'side" with just a tiny glottal stop




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
I put the garter round my chicken thigh but then it got caught in my throat when I ate it






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Finger Prince


more falafel please posted:

Not sure if it's my Chicago accent but I have zero transition between them, it's just thishit

"South side" also becomes "sow'side" with just a tiny glottal stop

Yeah dropping the s off this, I definitely do that too, but it's much more satisfying to emphasise the s. Hiss it.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:

I put the garter round my chicken thigh but then it got caught in my throat when I ate it

But was it beautiful?????

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I regret to inform you that I am posting.

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


whats the opposite of regret

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Kith posted:

whats the opposite of regret

Uhhhhhhh, pizza I think

cruft

Kith posted:

whats the opposite of regret

pregret. That's when you wish you didn't have to do something.

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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Finger Prince posted:

The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

and sneer a bit while you do it, get your face involved


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
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