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The true blessing would have been to lose your sense of smell *before* exposure to the Trump White House.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great show Gutfeld! is on TV tonight. Go and watch it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Gutfeld!" Good joke. Everybody fingerbangs Gutfeld's dad. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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Isn't "kat timpf" the sound of the first couple of hits on a rimshot? kat timpf psshhhh
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You're killing independent Gutfeld!
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this thread appears to be in the pocket of Big Gutfeld
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45th president of the united states Gutfeld Timpf
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Well I'm sure they are over 18 so...
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lmao yeah don't sign your names or anything, "ladies". don't want this to be credible in any way!
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i want to hear donald j. president's opinions on the hit new show everyone in GBS is raving about
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Aardvark! posted:i want to hear donald j. president's opinions on the hit new show everyone in GBS is raving about NOT GOOD!
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"Daddy?" "Yes, son." "What does regret mean?" "Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than To regret something that you haven't done. And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her... GUTFELD GUTFELD GUTFELD!!!!"
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These videogame pulls are getting Gutfeldian!
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Waterbed Wendy posted:lmao yeah don't sign your names or anything, "ladies". don't want this to be credible in any way! i too would be too embarrassed defending matt gaetz
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Well glad we got that all sorted out. That sure was a pickle!
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Whatever gets us to herd immunity.
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It's the comic about the circus being in town but the clown at the end is Gutfeld
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If they reject this as false why did it take like three weeks for a statement from them to appear Like lol
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low key sex master posted:If they reject this as false why did it take like three weeks for a statement from them to appear They had other homework to do.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great show Gutfeld! is on TV tonight. Go and watch it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Gutfeld!" 
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low key sex master posted:If they reject this as false why did it take like three weeks for a statement from them to appear They have to weigh aaaaaalllllll the evidence that he isn't a teeny fucker. (evidence at the bottom of this post)
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matt gaetz didn't try to sleep with any of the adult women who work in his workplace because he was too busy trafficking minors around the country and having sex with them
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I like how someone making a statement that it didn't happen to them means the other woman is lying.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GUTFELD! AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE JOKES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREG GUTFELD. I DO EVERY JOKE AND I DO EVERY JOKE HARD. MAKIN WOOP SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LIB BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE PUNCH LINE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED FOX NEWS' MOST DANGEROUS PRIME TIME SLOT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY LIBTARD COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN LIBTARD COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE CUCKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE JOKES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CNN RACISM JOKES EVERY MORNING. THEN I EAT SUPER BEETS.
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He didn't murder me so he is clearly not a murderer!
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Niko, it's Roman! Let's watch 
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Hell yeah Jai Alai rules
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/JGilliam_SEAL/status/1378538629396594693?s=19 Three knee slapped a in a row; how does he do it?! 
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poisonpill posted:Three knee slapped a in a row; how does he do it?! If only there were a right-minded comedy show where this man could showcase his comedic talents...
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