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Are you feelin' a chewed up and spit out after you raved all day yesterday here at the Electric Daisy Carnival? Don't worry, fam, Pedialyte's got your back!/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12860269/download.jpeg) Forget what you thought you knew about Pedialyte! This ain't ur momma's electrolyte solution! We've got fun new flavors like strawberry lemonade, Strawberry Freeze, and BERRY FROST!!!!! Don't wanna lug around bottles of liquid with you as you go off your face on MDMA, shrooms, and whatever was in that punch someone gave you? BOOM! We got it powdered! /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12860007/FB_1080x1080_Fest_Frame2.png) If you or any of your friends want to do some chiptune remixes of our jingle, hit us up on our pager! I say pedia, you say lyte! Let's go! Pedia! |
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team, eyes up! the gatorade street crew is on the prowl!
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Apr 7, 2021 15:23
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sharpening my harpoon to teach the gatorade curs a lesson writ in blood
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I take pedialyte cause I'm 90 years old and I take 2 ecstasy every day with breakfast |
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Apr 7, 2021 16:31
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Strong enough for an adult, but made for a baby |
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Apr 8, 2021 14:12
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Busted: woo girls Trusted: The Pedia-Enlightened crimes |
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Apr 8, 2021 15:24
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Okay! Who the hell started calling Pedialyte "Powerade for babies"? This is not on brand! |
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Apr 8, 2021 15:27
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hello yes. i am at a music festival, and a photoshopped hand has appeared over my head, holding a photoshopped beer. can i put pedialyte in the beer to remain hydrated while drankin? |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hello yes. i am at a music festival, and a photoshopped hand has appeared over my head, holding a photoshopped beer. can i put pedialyte in the beer to remain hydrated while drankin? I don't see why not. Sort of a sports beer! 
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Apr 8, 2021 17:10
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honestly i'm not sure why using sports beverages or pedialyte as a mixer has never occurred to me before. gatorade and tequila sounds like the perfect salty summer beverage.
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i regularly make and consume a drink i call "the cranky pirate" which is the leftover brine from pepperoncini peppers, and everclear, mixed in equal quantities and left in the freezer overnight. in college i helped pioneer the Brovaltine, which is ovaltine made with Natty Ice. it's a pleasingly smooth brew. crimes |
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I know a couple of people who swear by pedialyte to avoid hangovers. Once in college I made a drink based on something I read in a Pictures For Sad Children comic. It was called a terrorism, and it's a shot of Bailey's in a pint of tequila. Wish I'd had a pedialyte after that one.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i regularly make and consume a drink i call "the cranky pirate" which is the leftover brine from pepperoncini peppers, and everclear, mixed in equal quantities and left in the freezer overnight. the line between genius and madness is often very thin.
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in college being perma-broke and thus only able to afford the cheapest also i once made a drink called gatorpagne, which is exactly what it sounds like. it was pretty good actually.
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im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet |
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rear end-penny posted:I know a couple of people who swear by pedialyte to avoid hangovers. if you know anyone who has a copy of the DMT comic they made before melting down i'm dying to read it magic cactus posted:the line between genius and madness is often very thin. haha yeah, i can see the line of demarcation from my padded cell in the Genius Asylum. magic cactus posted:
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magic cactus posted:in college being perma-broke and thus only able to afford the cheapest can u post hte recipe or is it a secret sorry im a little frazzled today ---------------- |
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FutonForensic posted:im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet
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FutonForensic posted:im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet |
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Sing Along posted:can u post hte recipe or is it a secret sorry im a little frazzled today very easy. 1) take a few of those big bottles of gatorade (lemon-lime works best but I *think* the blue one was okay too? it's been a while) 2) take a bottle of andre's champagne or your nearest bottom shelf equivalent 3) pour both into a pitcher in whatever ratio you think looks good. 4) pour a glass 5} enjoy??? 
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*me to the other guys in the county jail* psst, the cops didn’t take everything I had on me *produces a pedialyte single serving packet with questionable fluids still glistening on it* just one question fellas...do you like to get lyte?
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magic cactus posted:gatorade (lemon-lime works best but I *think* the blue one was okay too? it's been a while) At one point I had stocked myself with this flavour for a cottage trip and people were genuinely confused that it could be my favourite. "Oh they also have blue. Just letting you know for next time." Yeah no I saw it there in the fridge. "Wait. You prefer the yellow one?!" And now on to my perennial topic of weird UK things: While living in Scotland I had a hard time finding actual electrolyte beverages. Don't think it was a legal issue (which I had pondered at some point because maybe the potassium and magnesium would make it a medical product); I could get Powerade at *one* convenience store although not sure if it was the same formula as back home. In the supermarkets... nothing. What did they have instead? Lucozade! The bottle proudly notes that it's "Powered by Glucose". As in, the dedicated sports drink was just uncarbonated soda pop. |
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Apr 9, 2021 22:26
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wasn't there some other goon who preferred drinking soda flat? maybe thats why they also put it in milk.
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FutonForensic posted:im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:wasn't there some other goon who preferred drinking soda flat? maybe thats why they also put it in milk. honestly? I've enjoyed some half flat sprite before |
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FutonForensic posted:im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet nut posted:*me to the other guys in the county jail* psst, the cops didn’t take everything I had on me *produces a pedialyte single serving packet with questionable fluids still glistening on it* |
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FutonForensic posted:im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet |
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Apr 13, 2021 16:49
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1 part Mr Boston Vodka 1 part Pink Countrytime Lemonade "Pink Drank" Get ready to not feel feelings! ---------------- |
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mr boston and ron roberto. guaranteed liquishits in the morning.
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Looking for a decadent dessert to help get you through your hangover? Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream to 1 part pedialyte and 1 part seltzer! |
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Derpies posted:1 part Mr Boston Vodka 1 part Pink Countrytime Lemonade actually offended that someone went out of their way to avoid the very good name Pink Drink |
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Apr 14, 2021 02:04
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branded as the original thirst trap
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nut posted:branded as the original thirst trap |
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