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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Suckin this line of dicks

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:37

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# ? May 4, 2024 15:13

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Vietnamwees posted:

Yeah, I'LL SAY! OVER HERE!
*Points at groin*

This post may violate rules

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:39

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

This post may violate rules

I'll violate YOUR rules, jackass!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:43

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Yeah, people should pay attention.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:44

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Vietnamwees posted:

Yeah, I'LL SAY! OVER HERE!
*Points at groin*

More than five. Brings shame

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:47

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Vietnamwees posted:

I'll violate YOUR rules, jackass!

Sir, put your dick away

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:48

Linty Fresh: Oct 5, 2013

Zil posted:

Sir, put your dick away

No, sir. Not in there.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 02:51

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

the best pizza topping is

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:06

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

the best pizza topping is

Zil posted:

Sir, put your dick away

My attempt at a joke

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:09

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Prof. Crocodile posted:

the best pizza topping is

pepperoni jalapeno bacon and pepperoni

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:09

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

PinheadSlim posted:

pepperoni jalapeno bacon and ~~pepperoni~~ pineapple

Fixed that error for you

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# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:12

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Zil posted:

Fixed that error for you

mods ban this sick filth

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:13

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Prof. Crocodile posted:

mods ban this sick filth

There are dozens of us!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:15

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Zil posted:

There are dozens of us!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 03:23

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Too real for me, bruv'.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 04:03

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

FoolyCharged posted:

Jake, kill a dragon
-Dog

Super Nintendo version best version

# ? Apr 9, 2021 06:24

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Ain't that the whole truth.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 06:27

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Forums going down? We're doomed!

# ? Apr 9, 2021 06:35

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

We're back - disregard previous post.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 07:43

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Phew, you had me worried.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 08:07

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

whoops I farted too hard

# ? Apr 9, 2021 08:24

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

you made brown didn't you

# ? Apr 9, 2021 12:07

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Forums down while I slept

# ? Apr 9, 2021 12:50

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That factory needs to unionize.

Much like an Amazon warehouse.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:36

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Zil posted:

Fixed that error for you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

See the inherent systemic violence

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:49

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'll never ever stop tuggin

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:51

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Less pizza, more dick suckin'

# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:25

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

pixaal posted:

you made brown didn't you

I didn't not poo poo myself

# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:26

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

be here now, or whatever

# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:27

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

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# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:43

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Hyphens make son-of-a-bitch one word.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:51

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

neato burrito posted:

Less pizza, more dick suckin'

I�m on my lunch break

# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:52

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Always trying to ice-skate uphill.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 20:54

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Fill streets and grill meats

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:08

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Hey are hyphenated words rules-appropriate?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:12

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

You bet your mother-loving rear end.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:23

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

OP said hyphens are fine.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:30

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Don't go crazy with them.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:30

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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I need pictures of Spider-hypen-Man.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:07

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