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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Opening Day/Week 1 GDT: Welcome Back
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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
 well at least Conforto put that one in play

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Mike_V posted:

paul dejong really needs to be batting 6th or 7th regularly, just a blackhole in the 4 spot
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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Don't run on Buster :colbert:

man it feels good to say that again

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 La Stella with a nice 7-pitch AB. Him and Belt in the same lineup is gonna drive up some pitch counts

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Carlos “Willie Mays” Correa

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 5-3 double play and Longo made it look easy :cool:

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 Extra innings runner on 2nd sucks rear end

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 has matt carpenter had a hit this season?

The Pussy Boss posted:

that was a 100 mph fastball that jazz chisholm put in the upper deck lmao

note: do NOT spoonerize this man's name. it is illegal and you will go to jail

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DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Doctor Teeth posted:

has matt carpenter had a hit this season?


No he has been terrible. He's drawn a few walks and had a couple hard hit balls but otherwise is a sure out.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 dont run on Buster x2

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 a high drive to right field,

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I just don't buy Davies at all but if he wants to have another good game I won't stop him.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Bryant absolutely locked in, which is something I don't feel like I've seen since early 2019.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 KB is cool

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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PERFECT bunt.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 tyler rogers (giants submariner guy) is pretty good i guess

but man if someone ever squares up that 80 mph fastball its going into orbit

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Zach Davies strike out the side to get out of this, thanks.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

Zach Davies strike out the side to get out of this, thanks.

sorry

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Maybe investing in only guys who throw mid 80s wasn't the best idea.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 An insurmountable 2 run deficit for the cubs

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Alec Mills rearing up to reclaim what's rightfully his spot.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Jake McGee with a 1-2-3 save

Giants win

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol Cubs

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Missing with the offspeed and right down the middle with the fastball, not a great formula.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Stop rubbing the darn ball!

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


 Pirates will still gently caress this up

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
ok probably time to pull him

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Watch Alec Mills throw a hit less 7.1 innings

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Sheesh, this dude Richards is cooked,

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Turns out Davies is bad who could have guessed. It's almost like Hendricks is a unicorn getting by with low velo this day and age.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mustached Demon posted:

An insurmountable 6 run deficit for the cubs
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


 Pirates will still gently caress it up.

Only took them to their eighth game to put together a good offensive inning.

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 :sickos: to ALL OF THIS

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 FREEMAN 2-RUN HOMER

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
getting nothing from the top of the order the first weekend to getting everything this time, this sport is made to tear your hair out

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Eflin isn't fooling anybody right now.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Phillies season slipping away

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 If the Phillies can’t get Freeman out anymore it’s bad

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

euphronius posted:

If the Phillies can’t get Freeman out anymore it’s bad

i meanwhile have moved onto other manifestations of ADHD-aided depression, at least for as long as it takes the Braves to drop a few in a row again

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blossommirage
Nov 7, 2012

 Ian Anderson no longer has a career batting average of 1.000. Pouring one out for him.

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