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bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

Trabant posted:

Incoming hot take: there are something like... ten or so pasta shapes which make a difference in the dish. The rest is all either purely for fun or pure wankery, depending on how cynical you feel.

Everyone post your favorite pasta shapes. I have the first four shapes that make pasta taste better!

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

In all seriousness I always liked the novelty shapes because they seemed more substantial and held onto the sauce better.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I love this thread, always circles back to carbchat

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream


Robviously posted:

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

:okboomer:

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

Casu Marzu posted:

Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

:golfclap:

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Don't tell me what i can't do

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Do you want a bunch of italians to laugh at you online

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I dream of taking an Italian to try the spaghetti at Jollibees.

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!
I'm laughing at the thought of an italian visibly upset at the lack of authenticity for his penis pasta sauce.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Robviously posted:

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

italian-like posting detected. jarvis, add garlic to the carbonara

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i'm italian and i can say with 100% certainty that it's not real carbonara if you don't stick your freaking dick into it

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

What are your thoughts on $50/lb pasta made by American youtubers?

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I am not Italian or a Caucasian from America, I am Korean, therefore I am the only impartial judge here

Carbonara with cream deserves to exist but maybe should be called American Carbonara or something to distinguish it from the original Italian Carbonara

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Mu Zeta posted:

I dream of taking an Italian to try the spaghetti at Jollibees.

It's been done before.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Steve Yun posted:

I am not Italian or a Caucasian from America, I am Korean, therefore I am the only impartial judge here

Carbonara with cream deserves to exist but maybe should be called American Carbonara or something to distinguish it from the original Italian Carbonara

If I put wheels on your grandmother does that make her a bicycle?

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Town bicycle was already her nickname so

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

No one is concerned about the peas that are stored in the balls?

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

Shrapnig posted:

No one is concerned about the peas that are stored in the balls?

There are no peas in carbonara you motherfucking rear end in a top hat!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

peas are stored in the balls though

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

"Italia squisita?"

"Yes, I would like to report a Pasta Crime on the Something Awful forums."

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
This guy calls it a pasta machine, but then he just makes ramen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJpjaHWx7xs

do watch it, the whole video is absolutely hypnotic. If you really got no taste skip to 32 minutes in. For some drat good looking ramen.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

droll posted:

There are no peas in carbonara you motherfucking rear end in a top hat!

It compliments the ham so well, though.

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!
Plus the garlic just overpowers everything without some peas.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

and the SPAM adds that great hint of smokiness

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I usually just make a Brazilian carbonara which has a fuckload of corn and rice in it

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Yay, new Chefitect Yang video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HIj2PqpKuU

Bliss Authority
Jul 6, 2011

I'm not saying it was witches

but it was witches

Gaius Marius posted:

Do you want a bunch of italians to laugh at you online

good avatar for this post

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLIdFk-8no

drat if that's sohla's new place that is a serious step up for shooting food shows at home

also integrating ham more is a good idea

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

That premise is quite similar to what she was doing with Babish eh? It's a goodie, so no real complaints, and I suppose there's only so many themes you can base a cooking show around.

What a meal :swoon:

CatstropheWaitress fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Apr 17, 2021

Happiness Commando
Feb 1, 2002
$$ joy at gunpoint $$

I've seen a few Internet Shaquille videos and I really like them. The vibe I get is the everyman's Kenji, just a real short 'make this one dish well' sort of thing

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Happiness Commando posted:

I've seen a few Internet Shaquille videos and I really like them. The vibe I get is the everyman's Kenji, just a real short 'make this one dish well' sort of thing

I’ve never heard of this guy but I like him already

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
I clicked the tiktok pasta video as my introduction to this dude and thought I'd made a terrible mistake

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Haven't listened yet but apparently Reply All has a new episode up about whatever happened with the Test Kitchen stuff.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




flashy_mcflash posted:

Haven't listened yet but apparently Reply All has a new episode up about whatever happened with the Test Kitchen stuff.

Are they going to continue the trend of their own brand imploding based on the very same thing the Test Kitchen did?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Are they going to continue the trend of their own brand imploding based on the very same thing the Test Kitchen did?

They're coming back in a few months (June) with new hosts

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

eke out posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLIdFk-8no

drat if that's sohla's new place that is a serious step up for shooting food shows at home

also integrating ham more is a good idea

I should be outraged at Oreo infused korean food but I want that stuff in my mouth now

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The string cheese one wasn't quite as good but I'd still eat the living hell out of that


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVthJVXH8yo

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