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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Nice a little weekend overtime

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


School loans are not cheap

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Zil posted:

School loans are not cheap

Pay back with sperm donations.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



What's the benefit plan like?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Free protein shakes and dental.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Semen is a natural teeth-whitener

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
sounds like science to me.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
oh, this threads still going?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

drat straight it is, son.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i better get posting, then!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Sometimes simple gimmicks are best.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Why would it ever stop?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
More than five words when?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OP would never allow it

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

More than five? loving degenerates.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Five is the correct number.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The only number, in fact

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

There are five words.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Five equals two plus three.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Twenty-three is the Illuminati number.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The Law of Fives withstands.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What! Four, not five? Heresy!

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Midjack posted:

The Law of Fives withstands.



The five second rule's holy

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Midjack posted:

The Law of Fives withstands.

I thought about that earlier.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Suckajobi Fuckerman sends his regards

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

*guns down suckjob union organizers*

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The dick sucking industrial complex.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
shlup shlup shlup. whew... next?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Eat poo poo and die, mom.

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
We have the same mom?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Shut the gently caress up, Dad!

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

kntfkr posted:

Eat poo poo and die, mom.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Shut the gently caress up, Dad!

Mom and dad are suckjobbers

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

PinheadSlim posted:

The five second rule's holy

health inspectors HATE this trick

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

to suck? or not suck?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I guess that's my question

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Screw flanders screw flanders screw

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
I don't give a gently caress

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

PinheadSlim posted:

to suck? or not suck?

On the clock, suckin cock

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

salsa from New York City!!!???

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
dongs rule everything around me

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