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It's true, I can't find anything on the theory of gravity or evolution, because it's not Covid!
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Apr 11, 2021 05:46
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Cleretic posted:It's true, I can't find anything on the theory of gravity or evolution, because it's not Covid! This post has been flagged as containing false or misleading information. To get the FACTS about COVID-19, go to--
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Apr 11, 2021 05:52
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Skwirl posted:Does anyone incredibly skilled in photo manipulation use it for good things? I used it to photoshop a baby onto scarface which I think is an objectively good thing. I also did a really good one of a hot dog with the scene from alien where john hurt explodes but I can't find it any more and I'm sad.
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Apr 11, 2021 05:57
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Things that totally happened:
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Apr 11, 2021 06:32
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https://twitter.com/GoldsteinBrooke/status/1380411643591602176?s=20 An Israeli government sign proves Palestinians are the real apartheid government.
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Apr 11, 2021 06:48
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Katt posted:https://twitter.com/GoldsteinBrooke/status/1380411643591602176?s=20 Gonna need a bigger oof  gently caress me. There are a million people who hate the Jews out of pure anti semitism, and you're gonna go after the ones you force migrated and bombed into being rightfully a little upset at the nation of Israel, huh?
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Apr 11, 2021 08:05
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yeah if you think about it, it's almost as if there's some kind of huge propaganda machine behind it
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Apr 11, 2021 08:09
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Apr 11, 2021 08:11
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I don't have a problem with it, I just have a problem with it.
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Apr 11, 2021 08:13
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Like the whole "died with, not of covid" smarm. "It was actually a heart attack that killed him." Yes, caused by the cardiac stress of a pulmonary system absolutely destroyed by covid. This is a long way back, so I'm sorry. But the analogy I use to counter this sort of idiocy is: There are two men standing together. One, fully healthy, and the other with a broken leg. A hungry lion arrives and starts to chase the men. The healthy man runs away, but the man with a broken leg can't and is eaten by the lion. Did the lion kill him? Yes. Did the broken leg kill him? No. But he did die BECAUSE of the broken leg, and had he been healthy, he would not have been killed by the lion. Like most analogies, it is subject to bad interpretation, and nit picking arguments from bad faith actors. But it at least provides an argument against those knobs that say "died with covid as opposed to died of covid", insomuch as you can say that the dead person died BECAUSE of covid. (covid is the broken leg, and the lion is diabetes in this analogy.)
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Apr 11, 2021 08:36
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The two sexual orientations, gay, and business entrepreneur.
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Apr 11, 2021 08:41
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One of Sweden’s former PMs made a big ol historical oopsie and uh, it is not going over well with anyone who remembers *squints* history. https://twitter.com/carlbildt/status/1380469886007316484?s=20 
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Apr 11, 2021 08:52
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hoping this is some kind of a bit but they seem really committed to it if it is https://twitter.com/irenerabinowitz/status/1380457174510493697
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Apr 11, 2021 09:30
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teen witch posted:One of Sweden’s former PMs made a big ol historical oopsie and uh, it is not going over well with anyone who remembers *squints* history. Huh, one can only wonder as to why Hitler didn't decide to invade, it's not like they had some aversion to fighting. Oh well, guess it will remain a mystery forever, no need to look at this page of history any more
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Apr 11, 2021 11:20
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Skwirl posted:Does anyone incredibly skilled in photo manipulation use it for good things? Yes, and it’s just called “photography”.
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Apr 11, 2021 11:55
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I almost feel like creepy smile guy downloaded an AI trained to restore old photos, made a business out of it bevause the AI was so good, but it always adds a smile and he doesn't know how to stop it doing that. It was fine when he was just doing old family photos and wedding photos, but he got it into his head that he could do meaningful content, and now he's having to bullshit his way through why the smile is there so that people will think he made it by hand.
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Apr 11, 2021 13:09
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I almost feel like creepy smile guy downloaded an AI trained to restore old photos, made a business out of it bevause the AI was so good, but it always adds a smile and he doesn't know how to stop it doing that. It was fine when he was just doing old family photos and wedding photos, but he got it into his head that he could do meaningful content, and now he's having to bullshit his way through why the smile is there so that people will think he made it by hand. Having to come up with increasingly convoluted reasons for the smiles, then one day it makes a pogrom victim sing Bad Romance and he just quits.
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Apr 11, 2021 13:16
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Serperoth posted:Huh, one can only wonder as to why Hitler didn't decide to invade, it's not like they had some aversion to fighting. Oh well, guess it will remain a mystery forever, no need to look at this page of history any more I bet all those brave and strong Swedish soldiers sure were intimidating to the German troop convoys the Swedes regularly let transit their country
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Apr 11, 2021 13:57
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Brawnfire posted:Having to come up with increasingly convoluted reasons for the smiles, then one day it makes a pogrom victim sing Bad Romance and he just quits.
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Apr 11, 2021 14:04
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Mak0rz posted:yeah if you think about it, it's almost as if there's some kind of huge propaganda machine behind it Why are we using the word Palestinian? There's no such thing as a Palestinian person. Exec Dir of @LawfareProject, Human Rights Attorney, Filmmaker, Author of Lawfare: The War Against FreeSpeech
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Apr 11, 2021 14:08
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Data Graham posted:This feels very "Pre-titles prologue of a dystopian sci-fi movie" https://twitter.com/thetzechun/status/1380891491221049354
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Apr 11, 2021 14:57
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I would like to introduce Finnish Money Man. That's a lot of money. Guess what he does with it?  He's got tons of infrastructure plans. Buildings, railways, whole new cities.  He does seem more fond of architecture than anything else.  And he's always tweeting out the things he's buying. Towers, mansions, private jets, luxury submarines and floating islands.  I'm sure that roof loves you too, Finnish Money Man. 
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Apr 11, 2021 15:23
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Read that as "hyperloop artists" at first, and was concerned that there was apparently an entirely new painting style named something like "Contemporary Elonian".
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Apr 11, 2021 15:28
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Powered Descent posted:Read that as "hyperloop artists" at first, and was concerned that there was apparently an entirely new painting style named something like "Contemporary Elonian". Give it time.
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Apr 11, 2021 16:03
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Ben Shapiro can’t catch a break, can he?
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Apr 11, 2021 16:20
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Skwirl posted:I mean, yeah, they did and still do. The invent dumb words instead of using borrowed English words. Look up what they tried to make French people say instead of "e-mail" Tl; dr this sort of linguistic priggery is very much a product of the era of the nation-state and corresponding secularization of education and subsequent authorship of rules by crusty old dudes who hosed less than the clerks who previously held a near-monopoly on literacy This concludes my coherent post for the month of April. Now returning to your previously scheduled programming, already in progress ... So you guys think the grinch's dick looks like celery or asparagus? Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 17:26 on Apr 11, 2021 |
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Welsh for lift is lifft. Welsh for taxi is tacsi.Fatty Crabcakes posted:... So you guys think the grinch's dick looks like celery or asparagus? Frond-like hemipenes Regarde Aduck has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Apr 11, 2021 |
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Apr 11, 2021 17:24
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Strontium posted:I would like to introduce Finnish Money Man. Someone put Finnish Money Man in touch with Dahir Insaat, stat.
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Apr 11, 2021 17:32
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:... So you guys think the grinch's dick looks like celery or asparagus?
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Apr 11, 2021 17:54
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Apr 11, 2021 21:27
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That... that's an understandable situation, but using it to celebrate is... bizarre
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Apr 11, 2021 21:36
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He thought it was national pest day
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Apr 11, 2021 21:37
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A friend had to give away their 6 month old kitten because their daughter was allergic. I talked to another friend and they took it in. Now the cat is literally living on a farm, hunting mice and playing with horses. My friend tells his daughter that which is the 100% truth but when she grows up she's going to think that he had her kitten put down and lied to her the whole time.
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Apr 11, 2021 21:43
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This is, to me, the exact same genre of post as the articles about how one 25 year old millenial paid off their student loan debts/bought a 4 million dollar house or whatever (it's always because of daddy's money). Every single time you see someone post "I was banned for no reason" or "they don't accept criticism over there" or something something conservative bias, and someone comes out with receipts, it's this. Always. "They just don't like conservatives there" means "I shouted the n-word for forty minutes".
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Apr 11, 2021 22:11
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So, Harvard Law Prof. Amy Chua, of "tiger mom" fame and also "Telling students to wear short skirts in order to get hired by Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh" fame is involved in a scandal: she invited students to her home when she had agreed not to, because her husband, also a Harvard Law prof, is on two years' suspension for sexual harassment. Letter from students here: https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1380947251489607680 Reply: https://twitter.com/SocialFrond/status/1381371512372948992
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I have developed a skin allergy to my dog's natural skin oils, but I cannot imagine giving him away so my solution is to just have itchy forearms for the foreseeable future. I cannot imagine giving away a dog, ever, under any circumstances. Even if he was affecting my breathing I'd sooner up my asthma medication than get rid of him.
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