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Slugnoid posted:if i rub this on my butthole will i bust? or is this another example of the tyranny of the st8s... Rubbing this on your butthole will do nothing. The real trick is to stick something up your bottom and then hold the wand against it. Instant transmission of vibrations. It makes prostate toys all the more better
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Klyith posted:They did, but it was only available with the Heavy Duty model: finally your mom will have relief
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Excelzior posted:finally your mom will have relief oh, did you buy one for her? thank god, I'm so tired of the complaints about your lack of staying power
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Ziv Zulander posted:Rubbing this on your butthole will do nothing. The real trick is to stick something up your bottom and then hold the wand against it. Instant transmission of vibrations. It makes prostate toys all the more better Can a man drown in his own cum? Next on Mythbusters
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Klyith posted:oh, did you buy one for her? you're grounded
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I had sex last night and while it seems like a good time was had by all she probably should have just used the ol' magic wand and saved herself a bunch of effort dudes are kind of redundant at this point
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Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days.
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This thread is getting...uh... pretty pathetic.
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Sorry, it's because I posted in it.
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Bad Purchase posted:Sorry, it's because I posted in it. Well yeah....
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Literally A Person posted:This thread is getting...uh... pretty pathetic. the only thing "pathetic" around here are the orgasms that i give compared to those generated by the Hitachi Magic Wand
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xox posted:Do you know how loving depressing it is that Satan is god of this earth and elite pedophiles run the show, can we just have a little not that srs lighthearted fun once in a while... No. No fun. It's a rule.
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xox posted:Do you know how loving depressing it is that Satan is god of this earth and elite pedophiles run the show, can we just have a little not that srs lighthearted fun once in a while... sry fun is banned after brexit
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Lmfao
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Literally A Person posted:This thread is getting...uh... pretty pathetic. There is nothing pathetic or unnatural about giving your partner mind-blowing orgasms using sexual stimulant toys my goon
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low key sex master posted:There is nothing pathetic or unnatural about giving your partner mind-blowing orgasms using sexual stimulant toys my goon Here is my answer to your statement: Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days.
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Bottom left is kinda intimidating not going to lie.
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Zil posted:Bottom left is kinda intimidating not going to lie. They call that the Mr. Friendly.
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Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days. We'll eventually have brain implants that will be able to simulate all the endorphins and hormone releases of orgasms at will all the time that won't even need to actually interact with any other part of the body. It'll be interesting to see whether people will just give themselves regular brain orgasms throughout the day, or whether they'll drive themselves insane by just never turning it off.
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I had to explain to my wife why there was a thread about this on a mostly male forum and I couldn't
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French Canadian posted:I had to explain to my wife why there was a thread about this on a mostly male forum and I couldn't Hello wife we are a forum of men who like to massage our prostates with Hitachi Magic Wands Your partner co-founded the site 
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French Canadian posted:I had to explain to my wife why there was a thread about this on a mostly male forum and I couldn't Dear Mrs. French Canadian, This is a forum of aging nerds in denial about the fact that sometimes they need a pinch hitter. I just realized this is my second baseball metaphor in this thread, and I'm not sorry.
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Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days. You can't surprise yourself, and without some element of surprise or novelty everything gets boring, eventually. That leads to seeking external sources of novelty to surprise yourself, and pretty soon you're looking at  and saying "this snake girl hentai just isn't doing it anymore, I need something weirder".
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the 2nd part of what i said was not meant to be taken seriously, apologies for any confusion or goonsay vibes
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Clitch posted:Dear Mrs. French Canadian, feel like laying down a bunt? pinch-hit the magic wand - its obp is over 0.97!
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Bad Purchase posted:the 2nd part of what i said was not meant to be taken seriously, apologies for any confusion or goonsay vibes If it makes you feel better, I know. I just don't care.
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You will be associated with this post forever.Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days. FOREVER
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That is the blessing I bestow upon you.
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Mozi posted:feel like laying down a bunt? pinch-hit the magic wand - its obp is over 0.97! Would it be uncouth to use the term  box score?
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xox posted:Do you know how loving depressing it is that Satan is god of this earth and elite pedophiles run the show, can we just have a little not that srs lighthearted fun once in a while... Whoa whoa, satan and the devil are 2 different people pal. The devil is a dog possessed by Soshe, Satan is the father of all humankind and the husband of Rane, Choose, Shinma, Ganesh, and Gish. 
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Literally A Person posted:You will be associated with this post forever. it's nowhere near the worst post i've made
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Bad Purchase posted:it's nowhere near the worst post i've made HERE HERE!
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Ha thread getting good now I would never use one of those things because yeah guy dick would not cut it afterward
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Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days. How do you write this post and not immediately cringe
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Isnt recollection cringing a sign of early stage cancer?
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Or is that tertiary syphilis...
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Elentor posted:How do you write this post and not immediately cringe Don’t kink shame, cringing is how I unsatisfyingly crank the hog
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