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https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1380973940290560001
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1381597985180647426
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 14:24 |
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This is going to be like that "gently caress it, we're doing 5 blades" one and end up being true.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 14:58 |
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-gimps-crawl-on-washington-demanding-unfair-tre-1846599479quote:“Tread on me!” doctorfrog has a new favorite as of 20:40 on Apr 12, 2021 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:This is going to be like that "gently caress it, we're doing 5 blades" one and end up being true. Deal of the Week at Walgreens! 2/$1 Offer valid only with myWalgreens account.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:03 |
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Double post. New Arkansas Bill Would Require Teen Residents To Keep Genitals On Full Display At All Times https://www.theonion.com/new-arkansas-bill-would-require-teen-residents-to-keep-1846651631
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:09 |
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Kelly strikes again:
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:38 |
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Oh God. Jerry Lee Lewis with a child in heaven.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:58 |
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Yeah, I assume that's his wife that was his 14 year old first cousin when they got married, not the wife that he murdered.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:13 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1382121489680494593
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:58 |
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An old favorite recently appeared in my timeline: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1382872628763971585
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:40 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1383110871707230209
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1383125607224053767 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1383065039058391049 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1383067671332327427
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:11 |
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The MSJ posted:Oh God. Jerry Lee Lewis with a child in heaven. Jerry Lee Lewis is somehow, against all odds, still alive.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 11:51 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1384220386406014989 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1384518737085276162
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKRn_pltdDc
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 15:27 |
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Lol
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 15:32 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1387085418953379842
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 20:35 |
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Nation's Bald Citizens Demand Their Heads Stop Being Used as Bongos
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 20:54 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 19:25 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1388187700130455559 They could have gone with just the headline, but the story is great, too. I like how Major is the new Diamond Joe of the administration.
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 20:18 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1388146311690588169 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1388207792645939205
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 20:33 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1389950233455570946?s=19
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# ? May 5, 2021 15:47 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1125095563332993024
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# ? May 5, 2021 15:55 |
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It's good every year.
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:25 |
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oof also: Masterful Dealmaking: This Man Went Silent For A Week After Rejecting McDonald’s Initial Proposal Of $3.99 For A Big Mac To Put Himself In A Stronger Position For Negotiation
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# ? May 5, 2021 20:12 |
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https://twitter.com/realpunknews/status/1390094436152008710?s=21 This one took me a sec
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# ? May 6, 2021 01:12 |
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1391785100833005573
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# ? May 10, 2021 20:51 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1392540521583759363?s=20
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# ? May 14, 2021 04:55 |
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No One At Laser Tag Prepared For How Hard Dad Was Going To Bring It
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1394390186147160068?s=19
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:05 |
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drat
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:32 |
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Leaf Erickson Day
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# ? May 18, 2021 02:55 |
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1395049440700993542
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# ? May 19, 2021 22:14 |
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Coulda been worse. Coulda picked Italian
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# ? May 19, 2021 22:25 |
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But Italian is the most delicious sounding language.
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# ? May 20, 2021 12:33 |
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This got posted in my Expats group today and boy howdy do some people have opinions on what "satire" should be.
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The Dutch will never financially recover from this, just like they never recovered from the Franco–Dutch War of 1672.
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