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Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
I can see not caring what happens to us, we're human. But what about the fish? The fish?

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fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Heavy_D posted:

I can see not caring what happens to us, we're human. But what about the fish? The fish?
That stuff is unbelievable. I'd eat it out of a dumpster.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

fenix down posted:

That stuff is unbelievable. I'd eat it out of a dumpster.

And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
And guess who's signed up for the truck?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

And guess who's signed up for the truck?



OH, THE HUMANITY!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Someone's cooking.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Someone's cooking.

Hey buddy.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

Hey buddy.



You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Did he crumble any crackers?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Bird in a Blender posted:

Did he crumble any crackers?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

SirPablo posted:

Someone's cooking.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Chili posted:

Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!

To the idiotmobile!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

To the idiotmobile!

I'm sure "Jon" probably misspelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell potee with a U... and an I!

AHAHAHAHA!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

TMMadman posted:

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them

potee posted:

I'm sure "Jon" probably misspelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell potee with a U... and an I!

AHAHAHAHA!

Everything with you has to be so jokey

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Heavy_D posted:

Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them


Everything with you has to be so jokey

I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Cirrhosis of the liver and a PCP addiction?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS.

I'm a joke maker.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

quote:


INT. VERGE OF SLEEP/MONK'S DINER

JERRY: Oh, he's a double quoter.

GEORGE: A double quota? Like fishing?

JERRY: No, double quoter. He quotes something, replies to it, and then makes another quote in the same post.

GEORGE: God, I hate that. It ruins the whole flow of the thread!

ELAINE: Yeah, but isn't it more rude to only reply to one post and ignore the other?

JERRY: Then he should make two posts. It's not that hard.

KRAMER: You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He once quoted 400 times in a single post. Boy, we didn't hear from the server for a full hour after that one.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Root Bear posted:

Cirrhosis of the liver and a PCP addiction?

You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

MightyJoe36 posted:

You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

Oh, by the way Joe, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Heavy_D posted:

Oh, by the way Joe, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.

Oooooh... look at the cute little bastard! You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

A sitcom? How can you write that crap?

Hey Chili! This guy's writing a sitcom! :newlol:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MightyJoe36 posted:

You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

Heavy_D posted:

Oh, by the way Joe, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.



And you call that your tractor story?! :stare:

Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight everybody.... :uhaul:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 13, 2021

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
Alright, alright! You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Heavy_D posted:

Alright, alright! You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it.

So self absorbed and egotistical, it's like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

So self absorbed and egotistical, it's like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes.

Oh, TMMmadman, you are so beautiful. So, so beautiful. Not to mention your personality which is so, so, interesting. If you want, you can quit your job and never work again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:


Oh, TMMmadman, you are so beautiful. So, so beautiful. Not to mention your personality which is so, so, interesting. If you want, you can quit your job and never work again.


TMMadman thinks I'm "pretentious." :mad:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Madoff!

https://youtu.be/C03BxeX03pY?t=114

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Alright, you see? This shocks you. It shocks you to see what's buried beneath you stupid motherfuckers.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
Uh, I'm sorry, I can't do this...I feel like I'm in bed with my mother.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Heavy_D posted:

Uh, I'm sorry, I can't do this...I feel like I'm in bed with my mother.

You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already! Why don't you buy a new shirt?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already! Why don't you buy a new shirt?

So I set up a screening, everyone takes their shirt off and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested potee!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

So I set up a screening, everyone takes their shirt off and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested potee!

You have a little thing for this fella?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Look at it. LOOK AT IT!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

Look at it. LOOK AT IT!

Look to the cookie!

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Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Chili posted:

Look to the cookie!

They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial.

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