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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

As soon as I saw this video i was like "oh this is not going to end well" but what happened wasn't even on my radar of possibilities

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Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Please put your phone away when...moving, at all.

https://i.imgur.com/cZ18dBs.mp4

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Posted a link to a video of a person who I thought lived but ended up not living so I'm deleting the link

Vlaphor fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 12, 2021

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Woman in Taiwan picked up by front end loader and dumped into a sand crusher, didn't survive. Apparently poor sightlines from the loader cab influenced it.

She's dead, Jim

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3651233

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Apr 12, 2021

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Yikes. Thought I had read the person lived. Ok, I'm going to go ahead and delete it.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Apropos of nothing, where's your permit now?

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1381597404550545408

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I'm studying for the final landscape architecture licensing exam covering construction--this video is a who's who of many of the machines i need to know in order to pass. Thank you!

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I've never felt more catered for in my life. I'd buy an extended cut.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

low key sex master posted:

As soon as I saw this video i was like "oh this is not going to end well" but what happened wasn't even on my radar of possibilities

I'm trying to figure out if he was firing overpowered handloads or something.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


ded posted:

do you have a source on this?

It's supposedly a Smith & Wesson model 500 in .500 S&W, which is what it looks like to me. This is the oldest source I can find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzEPsMD-Ig


Some folks think it's a barrel obstruction, but it might just be an overloaded round or the bullet was set too deep and it exceeded the pressure limits. I try not to blowup up my guns so I don't know for sure. I dunno what might fit the chamber if anything, but it may be possible he mis-loaded the wrong cartridge, though that seems less likely just based on them not having a bunch of boxes of ammo out, etc.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If video games have taught me anything he probably accidentally pushed the button that changes the gun from regular to explosive rounds.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


It went to 0% repair and unequiped itself from his inventory. He needs to visit a blacksmith

TINK TINK

good as new

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If we're talking about video games I think you're supposed to throw it at the enemy now and it explodes like a grenade, before you pull the next exact copy out of your pocket.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Yeah that's a Tediore gun from the Borderlands series. Another one will digistruct right away in his hands.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vJKutlJ.gifv

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Did I just watch a man get neutered?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Ents don’t gently caress around.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

zedprime posted:

If we're talking about video games I think you're supposed to throw it at the enemy now and it explodes like a grenade, before you pull the next exact copy out of your pocket.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PuJ-Vx_jY

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

ultrafilter posted:

Did I just watch a man get neutered?

I guess you shouldn't have a log in your pre-planned escape route.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
E: joke in poor taste

xtal fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Apr 12, 2021

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qrfnythNpW1r0uzl6_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qrfps84s5O1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qrf72smJ8o1s1ddrj.mp4

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Who the gently caress is trying to pass on the right side of that loving truck?? :psyduck:

Who the gently caress is honking at the overturned truck? :psypop: lmao

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Ohhh, that’s where TwigAnd Berries got his name!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
turlet talk: a friend's 10-year-old kid only now realized that the ears ringing thing isn't a cartoon trope but something that happens irl.

she accidentally dropped the plastic bowl lid while closing it.

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


ultrafilter posted:

Did I just watch a man get neutered?

No, he only wishes he were at that point.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

:stonklol:

https://i.imgur.com/bb5rDjB.mp4

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

At least this is a better outcome than that video with the trucks trying to pull each other and one guy gets more traction, takes off and drags the other guy's truck around the parking lot like a jackass.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

If I'm not mistaken that generation of Grand Cherokee does not have any transfer case options with a pure 2WD mode, so aside from whatever else they've already broken to get the wheel like that they're likely wrecking/have wrecked at least the front drive clutch pack if not the whole t-case.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Forklift certified, huh? That's pretty cool. I guess.

https://i.imgur.com/6wuGH07.mp4

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001


I was disappointed when I unmuted and got general hootin n hollerin and not calm narration from Sir David Attenborough about the young lion and the old lion

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

Needs David Attenbourough talking over the top about "these majestic creatures".

Edit:^^^ Indeed.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Buz2xcVjJnc

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"The truck wearily flopped onto its side like a drunken leviathan"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Memento posted:

Forklift certified, huh? That's pretty cool. I guess.

https://i.imgur.com/6wuGH07.mp4

The real magic wand.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Mexico's trying to do its best Goiânia imitation right now:

https://www.gob.mx/sspc/prensa/urgente-alerta-por-fuente-radiactiva-robada-en-territorio-nacional

(Thieves stole an industrial radiography source containing 69 curies of iridium-192.)

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Phanatic posted:

Mexico's trying to do its best Goiânia imitation right now:

https://www.gob.mx/sspc/prensa/urgente-alerta-por-fuente-radiactiva-robada-en-territorio-nacional

(Thieves stole an industrial radiography source containing 69 curies of iridium-192.)

That is an uncomfortable amount of isotope.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

The real magic wand.

:golfclap:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phanatic posted:

Mexico's trying to do its best Goiânia imitation right now:

https://www.gob.mx/sspc/prensa/urgente-alerta-por-fuente-radiactiva-robada-en-territorio-nacional

(Thieves stole an industrial radiography source containing 69 curies of iridium-192.)

So is this correct (radiation is not my field)? "Like alcohol intoxication levels, levels of exposure to radioactivity (due to radioactivity deposited in the body) depend on a person's weight. A diagnostic tracer of one microcurie of radioactive calcium 45, given orally, would result in an exposure of 3.7 millirems for a 100-pound person, and half of that, 1.85 millirems, for a 200-pound person". If so, that's potentially a deadly dose of radiation if someone opens it up. It seems like that's (69)x(1x10^6)x(1.85)x(1x10^-3) = 127650 rem, though I may be mistaken.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So is this correct (radiation is not my field)? "Like alcohol intoxication levels, levels of exposure to radioactivity (due to radioactivity deposited in the body) depend on a person's weight. A diagnostic tracer of one microcurie of radioactive calcium 45, given orally, would result in an exposure of 3.7 millirems for a 100-pound person, and half of that, 1.85 millirems, for a 200-pound person". If so, that's potentially a deadly dose of radiation if someone opens it up. It seems like that's (69)x(1x10^6)x(1.85)x(1x10^-3) = 127650 rem, though I may be mistaken.

That's the "you drank some really dillute isotopes on purpose for medical imaging" kind of radiological contamination, this is the "your hair starts falling out if you're in the room with it for a few hours" kind of radiation.

I'm calculating about 400 rem/h at 1 foot distance

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Apr 13, 2021

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Anything with a unit of measurement named for the person it killed is really not something to gently caress around with.

See also: marathons.

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