nunsexmonkrock posted:gently caress that noise. Get a Sybian: "It's just a back massager, for my freakishly deformed back or something" Much harder to explain
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Lower back massager
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Literally A Person posted:Would it be uncouth to use the term box score? no that would be incredibly couth
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:sex is like... is like... a videogame this thread is about a literal sex joystick
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Spinz posted:Ha thread getting good now This is a weird take too. We totally have a wand massager but we still both have great orgasms from intercourse. It's just a sex toy. Frankly there is no replacement for flesh be it a tongue, a wang, or a forearm.
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MiracleFlare posted:One day I was binging through videos of a person who does weird projects at home, usually making knives out of esoteric materials. In one video they did an intermission where they made themself breakfast, and while their omelette was cooking they suddenly whipped out what looked like a magic wand and ran it against the pan. There was no explanation for this. I can only assume it shook out air bubbles or something. Im pretty sure thats Kiwami Japan on youtube. Dude's videos run the line from "oh poo poo dude does some amazing home chemistry" to "holy poo poo theres a serial killer just biding their time in Japan". He either has an absolutely amazingly grimdark sense of humor or is wearing people as suits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rZuncmipM&t=559s ( Timestamped featuring the Subject matter of the thread )
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 16:10 |
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Yes yes but where is the Men's Hitachi magic wand, which is the same thing but in camo, and has a strong man on the box?
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Ventral EggSac posted:Yes yes but where is the Men's Hitachi magic wand, which is the same thing but in camo, and has a strong man on the box? Klyith posted:They did, but it was only available with the Heavy Duty model:
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Good, the green is a bit on the light side but I can use this while maintaining my masculinity.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 17:29 |
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You can't call it a wand, that's unmanly. Maybe Prostate Destroyer, in camo, with a pistol grip
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Can I get a bump stock for my Prostate Destroyer?
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Hitachi Rod of Lordly Might
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Klyith posted:You can't surprise yourself, and without some element of surprise or novelty everything gets boring, eventually.
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can't call it a wand, that's unmanly. Maybe Prostate Destroyer, in camo, with a pistol grip Tactical Prostate Destroyer.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 18:08 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:sex is like... is like... a videogame Bad Purchase posted:this thread is about a literal sex joystick my magic wand has RGB lighting and I've replaced the switches and buttons with real sanwa hardware for that authentic arcade feel
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 18:11 |
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Hitachi Staff Mace +2 Hitachi Apparatus of Kwalish Hitachi Backbiter Spear (cursed)
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Hitachi Holey Avenger
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Hitachi Rod of Sounding
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:sex is like... is like... a videogame Here in Duckberg
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 19:47 |
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Grab a couple of extension cords and play hitachi ping pong to up the difficulty.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 19:50 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Here in Duckberg dildos, strapons, squarely veined, it's a gently caress blur
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Waterbed Wendy posted:gonna ride the pelvic waters but first i must awaken this on-board motor apblpblbplbplb aplblbplb apblblbplbb abplbpblblpblbpblbpbpbpblbplblbblbpblbpbbplbpbblblpbblbpbpbp etc drat this may be the hottest thing I've ever read in my life wow
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Literally A Person posted:This is a weird take too. We totally have a wand massager but we still both have great orgasms from intercourse. It's just a sex toy. Frankly there is no replacement for flesh be it a tongue, a wang, or a forearm. I have read where women say it's harder to get off from regular stimulation after using a vibrator regularly. To me it sounded logical. I'm glad it works for you it doesn't make my take weird.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 20:21 |
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Nothing will replace actual sex until we have full on holodecks or android sexbots. Everything else is just increasingly "ok" substitution.
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Talkc posted:Im pretty sure thats Kiwami Japan on youtube. Dude's videos run the line from "oh poo poo dude does some amazing home chemistry" to "holy poo poo theres a serial killer just biding their time in Japan". He either has an absolutely amazingly grimdark sense of humor or is wearing people as suits. That's the guy! Yeah, I like most of the videos (which I think might be on another channel? Youtube is weird) because it's neat to see what goes into making a relatively stable knife out of ice or jello or pasta, and the resin knife was great. But then there's videos where they turn nail clippings into jewelry and I have to wonder how a person gets to that point in their life Back on topic I was thinking of another video with scrambled eggs, but I guess I didn't watch this one because I don't remember the vibrating knife sharpener edit because I remembered the video I saw now, it was a candy knife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNP15d-cgu8&t=525s MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Apr 12, 2021 |
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Just got wand in the mail and upon wifes first time turning it on to see how strong it was, it "terrifies" her. So may just be too strong for her to use and I will avoid being replaced by it.
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The last words of a doomed man
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 23:29 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:Nothing will replace actual sex until we have full on holodecks or android sexbots. Everything else is just increasingly "ok" substitution. Haha wow it would be funny if there were a lamia option, just for laughs haha.
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# ? Apr 12, 2021 23:29 |
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Zil posted:Just got wand in the mail and upon wifes first time turning it on to see how strong it was, it "terrifies" her. So may just be too strong for her to use and I will avoid being replaced by it. "Oh. No. This is just TOO much. Whatever will I do. Now?" *Changes locks on the doors*
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haha wow it would be funny if there were a lamia option, just for laughs haha.
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Literally A Person posted:This is a weird take too. We totally have a wand massager but we still both have great orgasms from intercourse. It's just a sex toy. Frankly there is no replacement for flesh be it a tongue, a wang, or a forearm. Are you suggesting I jam a magic wand into 3 pounds of ground beef or...?
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Weka posted:Are you suggesting I jam a magic wand into 3 pounds of ground beef or...? 1.5 beef, 1.5 ground turkey. Keeps it healthy.
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Abra kadabra! With this magic wand, I will make your sex life, and marriage...disappear!
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 00:49 |
The idea of a vibrator replacing your partner in the bedroom is hilarious to me. Like grade "A" Choice Ted Cruz waging legal battles against dildos and masturbation cis hetero awkwardness. Sorry kids your dad was replaced by a wand vibrator, 25 minutes of precious alone time, and a fondness for a Properties Brother.
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Talkc posted:The idea of a vibrator replacing your partner in the bedroom is hilarious to me. No but you see they cum faster with it! It is well known by all experienced sex havers that the most coveted sexual experience is the kind that is over really quickly. The faster the cum, the better. This is what human beings who have sex want.
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Meme Poker Party posted:No but you see they cum faster with it! It is well known by all experienced sex havers that the most coveted sexual experience is the kind that is over really quickly. The faster the cum, the better. This is what human beings who have sex want. Quietly shuffles a non descript piece of paper into the Pictionary hat. On it is written a single word in harsh lined sharpie. "EDGING" The fabric of nuclear society unfolds like paper on board game night.
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Meme Poker Party posted:No but you see they cum faster with it! It is well known by all experienced sex havers that the most coveted sexual experience is the kind that is over really quickly. The faster the cum, the better. This is what human beings who have sex want. 100% this. If prefer my partner is done before I even get there to be honest
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Meme Poker Party posted:No but you see they cum faster with it! It is well known by all experienced sex havers that the most coveted sexual experience is the kind that is over really quickly. The faster the cum, the better. This is what human beings who have sex want. It's like people don't realize tuggin isn't actually a replacement how human and lamia contact, but merely training
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:57 |
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Hitachi magic wand for men:
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Hitachi magic wand for men:
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