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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I will choose whichever checkout option will allow me to extricate myself from the shop as quickly as possible

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Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Hardly anyone uses the Quick Check handsets/Quick Check App, I have never had to wait in line to checkout when I've used them, hence why I always choose them instead of regular checkout/self-check out.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

fridge corn posted:

I will choose whichever checkout option will allow me to extricate myself from the shop as quickly as possible

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

again, you want shoplifting

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



CancerCakes posted:

Big Tesco or Tes-co met-ro

Big Tes-Coh.

Also, everyone talking about shoplifting being a victimless crime - when I worked at a Tesco express our monthly bonus was linked to not only mystery shopper but also “general loss” which was a combination of expired food (to encourage people to rotate) and “shrinkage” (shoplifting), so it does (did? This was early 2000s) affect staff.

Which is lovely of the companies

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Clyde Radcliffe posted:

The nearest Tesco has a cordon across the end of every aisle leading to the checkouts, except the very end aisle. The idea being that everyone queues up there and a staff member directs people to the nearest free checkout.

On Sunday as I was leaving, I saw a family trying to skip the queue by getting their kids to lift up the rope cordon so they could push their trolley underneath. The girl who was directing customers politely directed them to join the queue, so they just shoved the trolley straight into her and almost sent her flying. Security were straight over and tried to escort them out of the store. Cue shouts of "free country", "I know my rights" and "never shopping here again".

Needless to say, not a mask among the lot of them.

I saw something like this happen in Five Guys inside a shopping center. They tried to get into a fight with staff and security threw them out. I saw the dad later pissing in a flower pot infront of his small child.

I got zero idea how these people function in normal society. Does every pop down to the shops lead to security chasing them out?

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

ratty tv
scanner go bleep
run

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

the morrisons man comes once a week and leaves food outside my front door. is it magic? who knows! but he better not substitute my goddamn yogurts ever again

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that was me. i switched them

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



keccys food is here
yogurt tasting like fluos beer
djf again

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

kecske posted:

the morrisons man comes once a week and leaves food outside my front door. is it magic? who knows! but he better not substitute my goddamn yogurts ever again

What's your go to yogurt

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

kecske posted:

the morrisons man comes once a week and leaves food outside my front door. is it magic? who knows! but he better not substitute my goddamn yogurts ever again

The mrs had to work a few months as a picker/packer for morrisons and it was the worst job she had ever had until her current job as a car insurance salesperson scam artist

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

the sex ghost posted:

What's your go to yogurt

Plain set.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Speaking of which, luckily it is her last day at that place on friday but do not under any circumstances attempt to buy car insurance from Complete Cover Group or their affiliates holy moly

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




kecske posted:

the morrisons man comes once a week and leaves food outside my front door. is it magic? who knows! but he better not substitute my goddamn yogurts ever again

every time I use asda they substitute coriander for parsley or mint

They are not the same :argh:

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Unacceptable.

The only correct substitue for coriander is store-brand washing up liquid.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Unacceptable.

The only correct substitue for coriander is store-brand washing up liquid.

Please acquire some working taste buds.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Unacceptable.

The only correct substitue for coriander is store-brand washing up liquid.

oh you're one of those people

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i hope hemale put coriander is their naan last night

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
I would never consider myself a superior human being but having the Correct Taste Buds for coriander is the closest I get

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
My dad has the coriander soap gene. It skipped me but that's okay, a bunch of other stuff tastes like poo poo to me instead.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

please don't put coriander in your nan

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
A pub we supply in borough market apparently had 50% no shows for their bookings yesterday, bit poo poo. Maybe everyone was leathered by 5pm

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I once dated a girl named Coriann but this was back in the states where coriander is called cilantro so luckily there wasnt any confusion

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




We get a lot of no shows, but then we only hold tables for 15 mins and there's always a group or two waiting to take it

We can poo poo list people on the booking system for the whole company if they keep doing it too

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

el dingo posted:

A pub we supply in borough market apparently had 50% no shows for their bookings yesterday, bit poo poo. Maybe everyone was leathered by 5pm

which one's that? if it's the Rake i will be sad because that place is good. if it is any of the others i will laugh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

the sex ghost posted:

What's your go to yogurt

Wish we got brown cow down here that poo poo is the slam. :munch:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

the sex ghost posted:

What's your go to yogurt

i like the big yeo valley pots with fruit, but in the depths of my soul I yearn to eat a whole multipack of petit filous

one day I will achieve my dream

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Mind your fuckin business snitch.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

you requested: arla skyr blueberry yogurt

substitute: an aubergine

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

fridge corn posted:

I once dated a girl named Coriann but this was back in the states where coriander is called cilantro so luckily there wasnt any confusion

Where was this? Was she North Coriann or South Coriann?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

kecske posted:

you requested: arla skyr blueberry yogurt

substitute: an aubergine

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Looke posted:

the sainsburys smartshop app is actually a piece of poo poo and i've had to make a new account just to get it to work

You haven’t logged in for 3 days so we’ve decided to delete your account

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

which one's that? if it's the Rake i will be sad because that place is good. if it is any of the others i will laugh

Be sad then, it was the rake

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

learnincurve posted:

You haven’t logged in for 3 days so we’ve decided to delete your account


I was Sainsbo's number 4 cheese baps buyer last year in Stirling.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

drat your order got Jim Crowed son. :staredog:

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006


That isn't a mistake, it's a warning

The octopus is loose!!! 🐙

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Taken the smol pupper to work with me today.
Terrible idea, she's barked at everything. Including my lump hammer, for no apparent reason.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Good dog

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

am i weird if i like just eating naan bread on its own
i have genuinely never tried putting anything in it because i was a picky as gently caress child and still have some of that left in me because lol aspergers

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