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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

or at least more fulfilling than serving piss

hey now serving piss is an essential service for all us 30yr+ single people trying to get clumsy blowjobs in the ambulant toilet (LH).

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Please ensure there are no disabled people in the venue before copping a hand beezy please and thank you. Otherwise we will be forced to open the door with a screwdriver and blast you with an air horn. :thanks:

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




in Europe you can just get jacked off in public, the culture there is much more liberal

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Please ensure there are no disabled people in the venue before copping a hand beezy please and thank you. Otherwise we will be forced to open the door with a screwdriver and blast you with an air horn. :thanks:

its was a doom metal show, everyone is disabled. (by weed)

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Aurally disabled too

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

well why not posted:

in Europe you can just get jacked off in public, the culture there is much more liberal

Well maybe YOU can.

:saddowns:

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:


They also said if i wanted to get into disability caring as a career it's very easy and good money for the right kind of person and they could help with that, which seems kind of fulfilling, or at least more fulfilling than serving piss so I'm going to be looking into that for now as well as a few other options. No requirements at all this fortnight because their system poo poo itself which was also lovely to hear.

I work in the disability sector and can confirm there's lots of opportunities there. The company I work for has a deal with a training provider to get people their cert 3 in disability services, then once they get some hours as a trainee under their belt they transition into regular work hours as they near the end of their studies. So essentially they get their qualification paid by the government and walk straight into steady employment. But I've heard that there's also lots of disability services providers out there who will hire people without qualifications as long as they have experience as a carer, then train them on the job.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
My girlfriend was going to work for a company like that but they wanted her to sign something stating that she had these qualifications that she didn't have. It seemed pretty dodge

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Trying to organise my psychiatrist for the formal ADHD diagnosis stuff and cannot for the loving life of me find the referral. Hoping I left it at work after scanning it. Also can't find the invoice from the last doctor visit and they didn't do the Medicare rebate on the spot like they normally do and I wanna claim that poo poo back

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
How did you get diagnosed for ADHD bro cos I reckon I big time have it

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
If you post on an internet forum you have some kind of illness

Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

Schneider Inside Her posted:

How did you get diagnosed for ADHD bro cos I reckon I big time have it

If you’re in SA you get a referral to a Telehealth provider in tassie then wait three months to see if you can get assessed because there are only four psychs in the state who do assessments and none are taking new patients.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Yeah in Qld there are a decent whack of doctors that can do the 291 item but most of them are admitting doctors for private hospitals so it's expensive. There are some psychiatrists that can do it aside from them but they're in very high demand. I'm still waiting to hear back if the one I got referred to can take me on as a patient.

I also got a job so that's nice.

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Yeah in Qld there are a decent whack of doctors that can do the 291 item but most of them are admitting doctors for private hospitals so it's expensive. There are some psychiatrists that can do it aside from them but they're in very high demand. I'm still waiting to hear back if the one I got referred to can take me on as a patient.

I also got a job so that's nice.

Many congrats!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

femcastra posted:

Many congrats!

Flea Bargain
Dec 9, 2008

'Twas brillig


femcastra posted:

Many congrats!

ili
Jul 26, 2003


femcastra posted:

Many congrats!

:toot:

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




well why not posted:

gently caress yeah

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Schneider Inside Her posted:

How did you get diagnosed for ADHD bro cos I reckon I big time have it

I went to a GP and said 'i cant concentrate or focus or remember things and its ruining my life' and that got the ball rolling.

that got me a referral to a psychiatrist who made me do a few consultations, a questionnaire and then he wanted to see my school report cards and he was like 'yeah full blown adhd, never diagnosed as a kid probably because you were smart and shy' and now i get government subsidised speed.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Schneider Inside Her posted:

How did you get diagnosed for ADHD bro cos I reckon I big time have it

I was seeing a psychologist for some mood and other issues, trying to understand why I sometimes fly off the handle over something irrelevant and Mrs Spergo did some reading and said maybe it's autism spectrum or ADHD, so I asked the psych to do the screening with me. Turns out it came back more likely for ADHD so I got a referral from her to tell my GP to refer me to an ADHD specialist. They're all private so be prepared to get loving gouged even with Medicare rebate for close to $500 for two appointments.

I'm probably in the same boat as laserface, I never struggled academically (the masters and dual bachelors are something of a testament to that) but I do have focus and impulsivity issues more than anything else so ideally the psychiatrist will be the one to finally determine a yes/no to ADHD and hopefully then give me drugs or a treatment plan of some sort.

I'm also looking into dealing with an ADHD coach who essentially is a psychologist with ADHD expertise that looks at whole of life stuff. That's still $120 a session and not covered by insurance or Medicare so it's a personal choice.

Hope that word salad helps

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

never forget witnessing the following situation at brookside:

A mum yelling at her 8-ish year old kid in the carpark
he's had enough, whips around and shouts "SHUT UP YA SLUT"
*silence*
then the mum goes "What did you just say? "
And the kid goes "WELL, YOU ARE"

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Australian Beauty

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Love to write off an entire afternoon at work for *checks notes*

Microsoft Office 365 training

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

McSpergin posted:

Love to write off an entire afternoon at work for *checks notes*

Microsoft Office 365 training

Technically power query is part of excel, and you could spend months learning that poo poo. Power apps might be as well, can't hurt to find out

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I just use word, excel and outlook man and already use O365 for my own business so basically it's a 3 hour time waster

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
I love those meeting when working from home because I get to paint warhammer.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Someone shut down Tassie's poker machines in a ransomware attack. lol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-13/ransomware-attack-hits-federal-group-casino-operator/100064038

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.


Love to see it.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
My partner won 6 grand on a random passing the time 10$ pokies bet last week.
Finally gonna get floors for the downstairs of the house!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

:australia:

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

the best bit of ronin is when stellan skarsgaard explains how everythings been hosed into a cocked hat.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Jumpsuit posted:

never forget witnessing the following situation at brookside:

A mum yelling at her 8-ish year old kid in the carpark
he's had enough, whips around and shouts "SHUT UP YA SLUT"
*silence*
then the mum goes "What did you just say? "
And the kid goes "WELL, YOU ARE"

Brookside was where my tweaking 16 year old cousin tried to rob me before she recognised I was her cousin and then she immediately apologized and asked if I knew where to buy shard lol absolute trash shopping centre. I can't believe there was ever a Myer there. I can't afford anything from there I don't know who would live here that could

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Brookside was where my tweaking 16 year old cousin tried to rob me before she recognised I was her cousin and then she immediately apologized and asked if I knew where to buy shard lol absolute trash shopping centre. I can't believe there was ever a Myer there. I can't afford anything from there I don't know who would live here that could

did you get on for her tho?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I did offer to buy her weed but she was not interested

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I chatted to a girl at the gig the other night and she made several attempts to pick pocket me while flirting with me.


good thing I have no money and my credit cards are all maxed out!

e: I called her on it the third time and she then asked me for drugs thats the relevant part to the conversation you're all having.

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Brookside was where my tweaking 16 year old cousin tried to rob me before she recognised I was her cousin and then she immediately apologized and asked if I knew where to buy shard lol absolute trash shopping centre. I can't believe there was ever a Myer there. I can't afford anything from there I don't know who would live here that could

Now houses in Mitchelton are like $800k min but god help you if you send your kids to mitchy high

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
yeah its insane how its getting built up to be a medium density suburb like its way closer to the city than it is. I was sketchy when they started doing that to alderley 10 years ago and mitchie is like another good 5 minute drive north in clear traffic at least. Also wally lewis went to mitchie high and i'm surprised they still dont have a decent footy programme

Anyway i'm going to brooklyn standard to see a dude play guitar, i feel bad going in when i'm not buying booze so if an brissy goons want a lift from the northside and a couple of free drinks i'm keen to meet random nerds

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm sorry for taking this photo illegally at a red light but I couldn't let it go, new Nang delivery service dropped

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I'm sorry for taking this photo illegally at a red light but I couldn't let it go, new Nang delivery service dropped



is this porn or drugs

or both

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
nangs mate, nangs

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