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Ban this sick filth for not knowing what nangs are
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i'm not so sure. no one has ever done anything in a PT Cruiser that I'd consider "suspect"
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Apr 13, 2021 11:42
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You can't tell me the 'i <3 cream' vanity plate isn't the worst attempt at plausible deniability you've ever seen
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Apr 13, 2021 11:44
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Brookside is my nearest big shopping centre and we moved into the area probably a month before MYER closed. The first time I went in there was a 16 year old pushing his girlfriend around and calling her a oval office so I think that set the tone pretty well. Also yes ironic at the demand for housing in an area where the local high school is pretty terrifying.
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Apr 13, 2021 11:46
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I'm sorry for taking this photo illegally at a red light but I couldn't let it go, new Nang delivery service dropped Fucken lol, they even have an app.
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Apr 13, 2021 11:48
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Turns out there are lots of these.
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Apr 13, 2021 11:58
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Airstream Driver posted:Turns out there are lots of these.
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Apr 13, 2021 12:00
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theres been videos on Brown Cardigan and other meme accounts of guys doing nangs driving, some guys working at a 7/11 doing them, all kinds of funny/dumb poo poo.
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Apr 13, 2021 12:25
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Nangaroo have been around for a while tbh. The one I see on FB ads periodically is 'carbon cutlery'. Their sales pitch is to throw away that dirty old note and upgrade your kick-ons with the boys. You apparently get a little carbon fibre plate, card and straw.
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Apr 13, 2021 12:46
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I usually get advertised whatever I have already researched and purchased recently. occasionally I see ads for those USB powered coke drying hot plate things and the credit card stash boxes that divide up into even bumps and conceal a straw in a neat little box. I dont know why, I mean i do know why but i dont search for those things at all, so it makes no sense how im being advertised those things. the other thing I get advertised a lot of is really dumb goth fashion, again, something I never search for or want but the algorithms decided I am into.
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Apr 13, 2021 14:52
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Stop doing coke while looking at big tiddy goth gf porn. The phone is listening and it knows.
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Apr 13, 2021 14:55
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Stop doing coke while looking at big tiddy goth gf porn. no
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Apr 13, 2021 14:55
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If you talk about coke the drink enough around an app with the mic on you wind up with ads for that stuff BC coke the drink doesn't pay to advertise on any apps that I can tell
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Apr 13, 2021 20:38
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Laserface posted:I usually get advertised whatever I have already researched and purchased recently. One time I got advertised ATMs Like the actual machine, as if I were a small banking company about to order a fleet of them Was real weird
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Apr 13, 2021 23:51
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iphones now have a little indicator appear any time your microphone is active when an app is running so its a lot less common to suddenly get ads for tae kwon do classes in The Shire after I talk to my mate from cronulla who's kid is doing BJJ while scrolling through instagram but yeah they denied that was happening and it absolutely was.
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Apr 13, 2021 23:55
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A co-worker said that she got targeted FB ads for dog food after visiting their friend's new puppy. Had never searched for, or read about, any dog-related content on any device. I'm not certain that they listen as much as people say, but they do, for sure, cross-reference ads across friends. So if it knows your friends are taking holidays, you'll probably get some holiday ads, because you're likely in the same demographic as your friends.
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Apr 14, 2021 00:00
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It also would not surprise me if they are geo locating friends via GPS and using recent search history to serve you thing that the person likely looked at recently and you discussed
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Apr 14, 2021 00:02
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We regularly talk about weird poo poo in messenger chats just to make related ads pop up in this one guys feed.
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Apr 14, 2021 00:03
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I read an article by a woman who got pregnant and started getting ads for baby clothes and stuff and then miscarried but the ads for newborn stuff didnt stop coming and it drove her into a deep depression. like it can see you searching for new baby stuff so it pumps you those ads but then when you are searching for advice or support on miscarriage the algo isnt smart enough to stop pushing you baby ads pretty sad.
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Apr 14, 2021 00:15
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When Facebook first started I used to get ads in Norwegian for lingerie and that was probably the best advertising I’ve ever received.
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Apr 14, 2021 00:29
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well why not posted:i'm not so sure. no one has ever done anything in a PT Cruiser that I'd consider "suspect" All I now about those cars is from when I worked in law enforcement many years ago with the child abuse unit. One of the guys there was telling me they were trying to catch some guy who's online handle was "PT Cruiser", and the PT stood for "pre-teen". I can't read about those cars without thinking of that, and maybe now you won't either.
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Apr 14, 2021 01:00
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Laserface posted:I read an article by a woman who got pregnant and started getting ads for baby clothes and stuff and then miscarried but the ads for newborn stuff didnt stop coming and it drove her into a deep depression. I read one where the woman didnt know she was pregnant, but kept getting ads for baby stuff.
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Apr 14, 2021 01:49
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A couple of years ago partially out of frustration and curiosity I started really diligently blocking every ad and account on Facebook that attempted to advertise me something, followed by un-liking all the tv shows and bands and whatnot I had liked for whatever reason a decade ago. It got to a point after a few days where my timeline was just completely blank. No ads, no friends posts for some reason, almost always nothing. If anything popped up I'd block it. My timeline was perfect for a brief moment and I only have my weak will to blame.
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Apr 14, 2021 02:10
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Can't wait to see what precisely targeted ads I get after my covid vaccine, thanks Bill!
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Apr 14, 2021 02:52
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PancakeTransmission posted:Can't wait to see what precisely targeted ads I get after my covid vaccine, thanks Bill! I get a lot of ads about cancer and funerals.
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Apr 14, 2021 02:54
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Gromit posted:All I now about those cars is from when this sucks I wish I didn’t read it
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Apr 14, 2021 02:57
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I get ads about creepy anime real dolls and stuff from wish
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Apr 14, 2021 03:14
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I get adds about dumbass clothes like waistlength coats that have a bunch of holes and patches on them with hoods and goggles somehow i also get a lot of weird men's self help programs about self actualisation and harnessing rhinoceros power and all this dumb stuff also i get ads for a lot of carbon fibre horribly tacky nicknacks for to decorate your masculine grey office
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Apr 14, 2021 03:17
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I think it can work all this stuff out from your social networks alot quicker than it could work it out by listening to your voice. Like someone else said its more plausible and simple that the stats show that friends of people who just got a puppy and interacted with that friend recently are x% more likely to respond to a dog food ad.
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Apr 14, 2021 04:26
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Isaac posted:I think it can work all this stuff out from your social networks alot quicker than it could work it out by listening to your voice. If this is true how do you explain Ceasars post
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Apr 14, 2021 05:20
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:If this is true how do you explain Ceasars post Subscribed to a youtube channel whos viewers are particularly susceptible to ads for rhinoceros power
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Apr 14, 2021 05:31
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Or his friends are absolutely, figuratively horny and he’s included in the demographic. Trust no one 🦏
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Apr 14, 2021 05:44
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In hindsight it would have been both funnier and more accurate if I'd said 'if this is true how do I keep getting ads for tengu eggs'
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Apr 14, 2021 05:48
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just got an ad for a boner pill that said "Stiffy in a Jiffy"
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Apr 14, 2021 05:55
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I stopped getting ads about erectile dysfunction immediately after my dick stopped working due to med change and I'd made my entire twitter account into a gimmick about how I was a guy whose dick didn't work and that was ok which kind of makes sense if you think about it because why would a guy who was ok with his dick not working need boner injections (they're always loving ads for injections because why wouldn't I boot unregulated internet drugs into my penis)
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Apr 14, 2021 06:01
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I dont get fb ads at all. i dont know what happened there. just pages i like doing product ads but nothing from outside those pages. instagram is full of em, as is twitter, although my twitter doesnt have a good idea of what im like because i just follow Dril, Cooksuck and Optus.
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Apr 14, 2021 06:21
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I would very much like to have rhinoceros power. Those bastards can flip over cars man, that's heaps fucken powerful ay.
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Apr 14, 2021 06:25
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I don't know what kind of guy they think I am, but that kind of guy definitely rules a lot more than I do
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Apr 14, 2021 06:31
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ili posted:I would very much like to have rhinoceros power. Those bastards can flip over cars man, that's heaps fucken powerful ay. thats not that impressive, i can flip over several cars using only another car and five pints, which in total would cost way less than a rhino Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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I use a plugin to hide all the ads and suggested posts in facebook. Between that and unfollowing everyone's posts, facebook has actually become useful for following pages of stores and clubs that I like.
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