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He's a 4 AM Shower, not a 4 AM Grower.
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Apr 7, 2021 06:46
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At least he won't be too quick
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"Klein Tools" adds a bit of insulting spin on that one
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Apr 9, 2021 12:32
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My tool is groß! At least that's what everyone tells me, even if they don't speak German at all.
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Apr 9, 2021 14:42
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Apr 10, 2021 20:22
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Teledildonics has been around longer than I thought.
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Apr 10, 2021 20:27
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3600 baud 
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Apr 10, 2021 20:31
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I didn't know buttdialing had been a possibility for so long
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Apr 10, 2021 20:36
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Yeah, but the call quality sounds like poo poo.
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Apr 10, 2021 21:32
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Even way back then they were hip to the whole flared base concept.
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Apr 10, 2021 21:43
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If they knew being flared was hip back then, why did we need Huey Lewis to tell us thirty years later?
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The dial in the base "comes to you". Yeah it does. 
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Those were one of the three or so standard phone models that was allowed on the Swedish phone network back when it was a government monopoly. The official name was 'Ericofon', but everyone called it the Cobra phone. It was made a bit into the 1980s.
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Apr 12, 2021 12:08
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Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches?
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Apr 12, 2021 12:15
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Samovar posted:Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches? Projector, apply directly to the forehead.
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Apr 12, 2021 13:09
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Zil posted:Teledildonics has been around longer than I thought.
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Apr 12, 2021 18:50
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Splicer posted:You never heard of phone sex? It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
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Apr 12, 2021 18:55
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Paladinus posted:It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
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Apr 12, 2021 18:57
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Paladinus posted:It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:02
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more like boner conduction
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Apr 12, 2021 19:14
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Samovar posted:Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches? If they're a cycling team it's probably to prevent the helmet from chafing. Some people's heads have odd shapes that helmets can hurt.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:25
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It's literally just light from the projector.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:49
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Splicer posted:YOU NEVER HEARD OF PHONE SEX? lmao
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Apr 12, 2021 19:55
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's literally just light from the projector. on my phone I couldn't tell. lmao I'm dumb.
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Apr 12, 2021 20:08
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I suppose it's also hard to see when you're on your phone.
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qoiu05e6hp1y54s2v.mp4
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Apr 12, 2021 21:49
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Wet rear end Papaya Or is that a guava idfk
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Apr 12, 2021 22:33
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It’s a papaya.
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Apr 12, 2021 23:23
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Think the dude is a bit over-hydrated if his stuff looks like that. Right? 
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Apr 12, 2021 23:24
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Zil posted:Think the dude is a bit over-hydrated if his stuff looks like that. Right? Quoting so you can't edit it out
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Apr 13, 2021 03:25
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Why would I edit out a 100% serious post?
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Apr 13, 2021 04:01
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I believe Zil is referring to the thinness/wateriness of the liquid, rather than the volume.
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Apr 13, 2021 04:33
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I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out. Anyway, 
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Apr 13, 2021 06:52
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Dont stick your dick in there unless you like tenderizing your meat
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Apr 13, 2021 12:00
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Knormal posted:I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out. 
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Yeow
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