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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Hitachi magic wand for men:



Username/post combo of a power magnitude I've never seen before. I didn't even know these levels were possible.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Derpies posted:

It's like people don't realize tuggin isn't actually a replacement how human and lamia contact, but merely training

no tug, no love

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Hitachi magic wand for men:



Is it in yet?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Weka posted:

My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.

My ex sexed me for a dump toy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i decided to be smart about this so i cut off my penis and superglued the magic wand in its place. the best of both worlds!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Do you have any plans for the now detached penis? Asking for a friend.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Buy it an account

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Big Beef City posted:

Buy it an account

Detached Dongus is a 5-star user gimmick.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Detached Dongus is a 5-star user gimmick.

"Are you my mother?" but it's a severed penis

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Talkc posted:

Im pretty sure thats Kiwami Japan on youtube. Dude's videos run the line from "oh poo poo dude does some amazing home chemistry" to "holy poo poo theres a serial killer just biding their time in Japan". He either has an absolutely amazingly grimdark sense of humor or is wearing people as suits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rZuncmipM&t=559s

( Timestamped featuring the Subject matter of the thread )
When I discovered his channel I binged it and marvelled at the weird knives and it was good innocent fun until this voice in my head said "somebody could take any of these on a plane"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
People take perfectly normal knives on plane all the time, security theater is just that :ese:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Do you have any plans for the now detached penis? Asking for a friend.

i was planning on stuffing it full of birdseed and hanging it up outside buuuut

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Zil posted:

Just got wand in the mail and upon wifes first time turning it on to see how strong it was, it "terrifies" her. So may just be too strong for her to use and I will avoid being replaced by it.

Instead of holding against bare skin use a folded up towel on the lap

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I made the mistake of using a wand on my partner and over the last few years my penis and all of my limbs have been replaced with Hitachi Magic Wands, like the pirate from family guy but horny.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I made the mistake of using a wand on my partner and over the last few years my penis and all of my limbs have been replaced with Hitachi Magic Wands, like the pirate from family guy but horny.

Eventually we will all be just a brain in a jar, with a Hitachi jutting out from the base yes the base is flared

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




welcome to the matrix

the sex matrix

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Mozi posted:

i was planning on stuffing it full of birdseed and hanging it up outside buuuut

It’s not useful outside the butt.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

just lol if you haven't replaced your brain with a Magic Wand as well. Look at me, I'm perfectly fine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gridin one out on my Gaffi. :gizz:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
?

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009


Not sure what I’m looking at. Does it go up my butt and/or require power tools?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


atomicpile posted:

Not sure what I’m looking at. Does it go up my butt and/or require power tools?

Its a sounding rod.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Zil posted:

Its a sounding rod.

For Sandpeople.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
If they keep getting sand in there it's no wonder they're so pissed off.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I don't care what galaxy you're from... that's gotta hurt

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I would buy one, but I'm fully invested in the DeWalt 20v ecosystem. When they come out with one I'll get it. Otherwise it's just too many tools and chargers, you know?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Enzo posted:

I would buy one, but I'm fully invested in the DeWalt 20v ecosystem. When they come out with one I'll get it. Otherwise it's just too many tools and chargers, you know?

https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DCE531B-Pencil-Vibrator-Tool/dp/B01I253U06/

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Man, this here's a gunpowder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, pussy slaying mayhem, man. poo poo right here is tight.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
I feel like snoop would definitely approve of the magic wand.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


All the actual Hitachi wands must be broken by now and they never made them for anything but 120v unfortunately.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

It's called the Mains Powered Fanny Hammer now

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

Flannelette posted:

All the actual Hitachi wands must be broken by now and they never made them for anything but 120v unfortunately.

Are you saying you want one that can be used outside the USA or that you want a 240v wand?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I’ve heard glories of the magic wand and my birthday is coming up, so I might take the dive? The idea of plugging in
something doesn’t exactly soak me here but a clit vibrator doesn’t have a Wikipedia page for nothing.

French Canadian posted:

I had to explain to my wife why there was a thread about this on a mostly male forum and I couldn't

“mostly” my rear end

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Jokes on you, I don't believe in orgasms.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

Oscar Wild posted:

Jokes on you, I don't believe in orgasms.

All of your exes came to the same conclusion.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chrispurple posted:

All of your exes came

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

All my exes live in Texas
That’s why my wife has a Hitachi

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