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Yes. 76 50.67%
No. 74 49.33%
Total: 127 votes
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Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Is that Kevin Spacy?

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lmao he sucks at face power games

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Play me at brood war mike you gently caress

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Glen Greenwald going to bat for the "technically not pedo" crowd makes sense in light of the age difference between him and his partner.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1381742773368463365?s=21

Very boss

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

I can’t wait for more lockdowns because cops can’t stop killing people

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I can’t wait for more lockdowns because cops can’t stop killing people

Get a load of this poo poo.

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1381802648328937476

So it makes sense that they're currently Unlawful Assemblying the gently caress out of everyone right now:

https://twitter.com/CarlosGphoto/status/1381794769182023682

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
:acab:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


The linked article has a ton of good data / studies. The intro was a bit meh but when it gets to the current subject it shines. Worth bookmarking for idiots in your timelines.

https://twitter.com/michaelharriot/status/1381709921008386049?s=20

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1381929598561234946?s=19

It appears that there's something real weird about adenovirus vaccines, since this is identical to AZ/Oxford. It also appears that health officials have no loving sense of proportionality or how ill-equipped everyone involved is communications-wise.

Best I can tell, there will be a safety board meeting tomorrow (Wednesday), so they're not sitting on this for very long.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


6 of those out of 6.8m doses given (per CDC).


Not sure if that's gonna rise above likely causality or not tbh.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Remember last year when a cnn reporter was arrested for being black near a protest and how surprising and outrageous it was that cops would be that on the nose about it?

Lol

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

That Works posted:

6 of those out of 6.8m doses given (per CDC).


Not sure if that's gonna rise above likely causality or not tbh.

I think 6 out of 6.8m is considerably less than the average rate people get bloodclots

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

boop the snoot posted:

I think 6 out of 6.8m is considerably less than the average rate people get bloodclots

“Johnson and Johnson vaccine helps prevent blood clots!”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No more tears!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

boop the snoot posted:

I think 6 out of 6.8m is considerably less than the average rate people get bloodclots

It’s a specific, rare clotting presentation, though.

That said, I would take the J&J vaccine even if the numbers were ten times as bad.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


boop the snoot posted:

I think 6 out of 6.8m is considerably less than the average rate people get bloodclots

Seems so, but it's a rare one. Most likely pause to confirm and then restore it with further guidance for specific risk groups for the clots I would reckon.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Platystemon posted:

It’s a specific, rare clotting presentation, though.

That said, I would take the J&J vaccine even if the numbers were ten times as bad.

Seconded.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Platystemon posted:

It’s a specific, rare clotting presentation, though.

That said, I would take the J&J vaccine even if the numbers were ten times as bad.

Hopefully, most people will feel the same.

Who am I kidding, this is proof that the 5G chip is making people turn into zombies.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Maybe it’s corona fatigue but I’d risk a lot of ailments for a vaccine.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
im just gonna take all the vaccines and kick covids rear end

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The U.S. has enough vaccine diversity that clinics can just stop giving the J&J vaccine to women under sixty years of age and that’s not directly a catastrophe. There are enough mRNA doses and the U.S. can handle a cold chain. It’s not like many countries that are reliant on AstraZeneca for the bulk of their shots.

The real problem will be the chilling effect this creates. There were already people preferentially seeking the J&J vaccine because they felt it was more “traditional” (it isn’t) or because they really valued the “one and done” aspect.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
For everyone that wants the J&J shot, there's some anti-choice rear end in a top hat that won't take it because they used fetal stem cells to produce it.

Three days after my J&J shot and I haven't grown any 5g cell towers.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Bad day for ANA
https://twitter.com/TOLOnews/status/1381865219824160772?s=19

Good thing we're pulling out by next month in compliance with the Doha Agreement.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Hope it's a real pull out and you don't end up with 10,000+ "advisors" hanging around.

The ANA is done, the Taliban won. Need to cut losses and go just like Vietnam.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Abongination posted:

Hope it's a real pull out and you don't end up with 10,000+ "advisors" hanging around.

The ANA is done, the Taliban won. Need to cut losses and go just like Vietnam.

:ssh: we aren't pulling out :ssh:

e: thanks, Israel
https://twitter.com/Khaaasteh/status/1381961413770371073?s=19

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Apr 13, 2021

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Abongination posted:

Hope it's a real pull out and you don't end up with 10,000+ "advisors" hanging around.

The ANA is done, the Taliban won. Need to cut losses and go just like Vietnam.

the ANA is so bizarre. I don't understand how they're so bad.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PookBear posted:

the ANA is so bizarre. I don't understand how they're so bad.

Corrupt leadership based off of social hierarchy. So like most other armies throughout history.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Sunday night, Ontario minister of Education
"schools will 💯 be open again after our April week off"

Monday afternoon, The Coward Douglas Ford
"Schools will be closed indefinitely"

Last week, The Coward Douglas Ford
"Residents in hot-spot neighborhoods will be given priority for vaccinations"

Today, regional health partners
"We've received no such guidance from the province about this change. We can't honor your vaccination appointment"




poo poo is real bad in Ontario and about to get a lot worse. 12/14 hospitals in Toronto are closing their pediatric wards for covid admissions. Sick Kids Hospital is admitting adults for the first time in their history.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We are very, very stupid.

https://twitter.com/angie_rasmussen/status/1381967413944623109?s=19

https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/1381962359154089985?s=19

General media is desperate for clicks and is framing things in the dumbest way to get them. Facebook is mind-poisoning skeptical people that this is all some beta test. Scientists are operating under old rules of communication that you can simply give out facts and people will listen. One party thinks it's all a hoax and the vaccines will 5G your brain.

:toot:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I am surprised that the 5G microchip anti vax crowd isn’t more vocally against the semiconductor stuff. That’s where all of the antifa tracking will be.

Is it because semiconductors are too difficult to understand?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

I’ll admit that I’m a little worried about the way things are going with COVID. DC’s vaccine rollout has been a mess (so many people have driven hours to get shots in Maryland and Virginia), and it seems like it’s still going slower than it should be throughout the country. I’m less concerned about the J&J vaccines causing side effects and understand why officials are pausing its usage, but I fear that this will lead to greater vaccine hesitancy in the US.

On a global basis, India and Brazil are a mess, and Bangladesh just went under lockdown again. Also, there’s evidence suggests that the Indian strain may be more resistant to the current vaccines. We really aren’t out of the woods on this, not by a long shot, and maybe it’s the scars of 2020 presenting themselves but I feel like another shoe is about to drop in a big, bad way.

Not trying to do a CSPAM doompost here. I’m certainly more hopeful now than I was at any point last year, it’s just that my optimism is a bit subdued as of late.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1381970194348793859?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The jokey poo poo has been missing, glad it's showing up:

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1381969298470567942?s=19

https://twitter.com/broom_error/status/1381973672081174536?s=19

Gonna be fun though when the only way to fight remaining hesitancy is by somehow converting late-night Fox News hosts.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Eddie Routh needed two

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/WeatherProf/status/1381960475148189696?s=19

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
Aren’t you in that 5% if you are poo poo posting on a dead comedy website (or hell just being on Twitter)?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

And yet there are always shitposters to comment that population control is the real solution. :thunk:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The defense is making their final argument in the George Floyd murder.

I don’t even know what is being said but I’m already mad about how stupid it is.

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Stultus Maximus posted:

And yet there are always shitposters to comment that population control is the real solution. :thunk:

it is, if you control the population of the 1% down to 0%.

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