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ive gotta take a poo poo
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:05 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:25 |
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Don't
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:15 |
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I've taken two shits beat that
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:21 |
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I've got to take a HUGE poo poo right after this coffee.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:22 |
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That's it buddy I'm gonna eat some laxatives and ready for a victory lap
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:24 |
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I gotta make sure these guys who are all covid positive at the rehab I work at keep their hands to themselves One dude is shipping off to the hospital right now so I helped him hobble out of the house 34 hour shift and I'm TIRED
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:24 |
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I made a chocolate cake today.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:25 |
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it's nearly 5:30. whatever I had to do will have to remain undone, and I will simply have to live with the consequences.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:25 |
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I did some chores. Cooked. Bought some new shafts for my golf clubs (fancy ones). Nothing too pressing really. I DO need to do some yard work but it's been DANG cold and a bit rainy since the weekend. I'm hoping that changes
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:36 |
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kick names take rear end and im ALL outta gum
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:42 |
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Gotta go to the store and grab some spinach as some other things.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:44 |
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Wake up, assess everything that got hosed up while I was passed out, deal with gas, electronic loads, electronic fields, diamonds, who is here, who might show up, who might gently caress something up, database novel chlorine compounds, eat huge breakfast, shower, deal with second wave of access points and people escorting others across boundaries, deal with complaints and basically everyone else’s bitch baby whine-a-day issues, clean up any messes the fuckups might have caused and sort out if it was intentional or not, deal with those people and their appropriate punishment, engineer some, eat dinner, try to keep eyes open and maybe have a soda and do a fun activity I like (usually not), active scan before bed, set alarms, rinse and repeat.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:44 |
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Finish a memo/report. Then maybe tug again I dunno
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:44 |
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I just gotta roll down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:45 |
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i gotta take a poo poo...ON YOU!!!
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:50 |
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My fun activity used to be listen to the radio but lately it’s all just a bunch of lazy layabout fucktards bitching about poo poo they don’t need but they gotta get it, poo poo they don’t know how to use but they need to level up on that poo poo, claiming poo poo they don’t have, crying about how nobody ever does anything for them, and not only letting all and any bullshit slide but actively facilitating and perpetuating it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:50 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:My fun activity used to be listen to the radio but lately it’s all just a bunch of lazy layabout fucktards bitching about poo poo they don’t need but they gotta get it, poo poo they don’t know how to use but they need to level up on that poo poo, claiming poo poo they don’t have, crying about how nobody ever does anything for them, and not only letting all and any bullshit slide but actively facilitating and perpetuating it. I had some soup for lunch.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:53 |
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Big Beef City posted:I had some soup for lunch. Lol what the gently caress is lunch? Dinner might happen for me anywhere between 7pm and 2 in the morning. I didn’t drink all of a whole gallon of milk once and it turned into a 3 day fight with a guy who took offense to that so it was granola bars and jerky. (The guy who installed the cameras in my house which lead to the famous milk complaint got his poo poo beat in) ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 13, 2021 |
# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:01 |
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It was ham and bean. I ate it a little after noon.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:12 |
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Noice.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:15 |
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I was going to go to a driving range to hit golf balls but I ended up getting an erection and called it off.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:25 |
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I need to wash my rear end actually, been putting it off after 4 days of alternating diarrhoea then powdery shits. My thighs and cheeks feel like they have been tarred and feathered, the birds outside keep dive-bombing my taint and screaming at me
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:32 |
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I gotta go for a run but maaaaaaaaaaaaan am I lacking in motivation. Maybe I should smoke some weed....
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:43 |
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more onboarding training for new job. cleaned the bathroom earlier and vacuumed my room real quick
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:16 |
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Nooner posted:ive gotta take a poo poo
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:19 |
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i've got a pill minder box but mine is round not linear. i'm not locked into refilling every sunday, i can back fill a couple days if i feel like it
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:39 |
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i have to get some results from a query but at the end of it running for 80 minutes it said "invalid credentials" because ??reasons??
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:43 |
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I’m making a short film that I wrote back in October and was supposed to film in November. Having to plan absolutely every aspect of filmmaking by yourself is exhausting, infuriating and very stressful. I will spend most of the rest of the day occasionally emitting unintelligible screeching noises to relieve psychological pressure.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:01 |
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It's my day to wipe again
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:03 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I just gotta roll down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice 1. blowin on some endo 2. gamecube nintendo 3. 5% tint so you can't see up in my window
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:04 |
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TengenNewsEditor posted:1. blowin on some endo 4. Crawlin' similar to an ant, 'cause I'm low to the earf
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:37 |
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I went for my run then smoked some weed. Perfect. Also had a post-run chili dog.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:40 |
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Describe to me this "chilled dog" what was its make up? It's essence
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:41 |
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I sent a few emails and made a few phone calls and got paid like $200 for basically sitting around and watching YouTube beat that lmao
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:43 |
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Big Beef City posted:Describe to me this "chilled dog" what was its make up? It's essence Some canned chili with oatmeal as the second ingredient, shredded cheddar, Costco hotdog, on some lovely Safeway buns. A sporting man's meal.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:55 |
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Oatmeal. But no onions? ...I see. No, it's fine.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 03:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:Oatmeal. OMG I forgot the drat chopped onion. What a fool I am!!
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 03:31 |
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Gotta get up gotta get going gotta see a friend of mine He's round and he's cuddly I love him because he's just Pooh bear Winnie the Pooh Bear Wait til you see my dick (hey bitch) Wait til you see my dick (hey bitch) beat the pussy up (beat the pussy up)
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:18 |
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Celibacy
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:29 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:25 |
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Our systems been down since yesterday so I played loop hero and twilight princess while acting like I really wanted to work to my bosses.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:47 |