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Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

I got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine a few weeks ago, and the took 20mg of prednisone a few hours later. Then I looked it up and found out that prednisone can keep vaccines from working, so I don’t know if the vaccine did anything for me or not

Maybe I should ask to get a third dose just to be sure? Idk

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Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005

Phony Horse posted:

I got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine a few weeks ago, and the took 20mg of prednisone a few hours later. Then I looked it up and found out that prednisone can keep vaccines from working, so I don’t know if the vaccine did anything for me or not

Maybe I should ask to get a third dose just to be sure? Idk

Ask your doctor.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

I am fully vacc’d and Bill Gates is using the vacc to make me take a poo poo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Phony Horse posted:

I got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine a few weeks ago, and the took 20mg of prednisone a few hours later. Then I looked it up and found out that prednisone can keep vaccines from working, so I don’t know if the vaccine did anything for me or not

you got prednisowned

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I want to make a t-shirt that says "I Got Vaccinated And All I Got Was This Lousy 5G Microchip"

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


numberoneposter posted:

I want to make a t-shirt that says "I Got Vaccinated And All I Got Was This Lousy 5G Microchip"

You didn't get a pin? I got a pin, you should have gotten a pin, why didn't you take your vaccination pin?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pixaal posted:

You didn't get a pin? I got a pin, you should have gotten a pin, why didn't you take your vaccination pin?
im in canada and under 40 so i might get fully vaccinated by 2nd quarter of 2022

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

moderna crew once again representing in the thread suck my cock pfizer havers. also rip johnson & johnson boys. sincerely moderna gang

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

pixaal posted:

You didn't get a pin? I got a pin, you should have gotten a pin, why didn't you take your vaccination pin?

Mine was 1234

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
got the two pfizer shots, after the second one I had some bad chills, pain, and involuntary obedience to the deep state for about 24 hours

the chills and pain were only temporary thank god

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Hi goons
I spent 15 minutes trying to find out online how many Americans in their 30s have died from coronavirus and I cannot find this simple loving number even anywhere close

I am having a discussion with someone who doesn't want to take this vaccination because its manufacture was so rushed compared to other vaccinations and I'm trying to hammer home the simple point of it's got to be way way more dangerous to catch coronavirus they're in their 30s does anyone have an approximate number somewhere?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



I got the Pfizer vaccine shot on March 26th and had a sore arm for a couple of days that went away. The third day I woke up with brain fog, tinnitus, diarrhea and a bad headache. The tinnitus and diarrhea went away in a day but I still get periodic headaches and brain fog that has been persisting for the past couple of weeks. It's worse in the mornings but it is still lingering throughout the day. I went on reddit and saw that there are a minority of people who have similar side effects so I'm pretty sure it's from the vaccine, unless I caught covid at the vaccine center waiting room. Regardless, I'm still going to get my second shot when it becomes available here.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Spinz posted:

Hi goons
I spent 15 minutes trying to find out online how many Americans in their 30s have died from coronavirus and I cannot find this simple loving number even anywhere close

I am having a discussion with someone who doesn't want to take this vaccination because its manufacture was so rushed compared to other vaccinations and I'm trying to hammer home the simple point of it's got to be way way more dangerous to catch coronavirus they're in their 30s does anyone have an approximate number somewhere?
I think the relevant numbers are that people who died of COVID exist while the number of people that died from vaccines are not even surely statistically countable.

If that's not specific enough what makes you think they'll listen to more exact numbers? We could have a secret burgeoning GBS epidemic and the dice would probably still fall on vaxx it up considering what this hell virus can do in close spaces.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Spinz posted:

Hi goons
I spent 15 minutes trying to find out online how many Americans in their 30s have died from coronavirus and I cannot find this simple loving number even anywhere close

I am having a discussion with someone who doesn't want to take this vaccination because its manufacture was so rushed compared to other vaccinations and I'm trying to hammer home the simple point of it's got to be way way more dangerous to catch coronavirus they're in their 30s does anyone have an approximate number somewhere?

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#demographics

According to this, roughly 2% of deaths (or about 7000 people) were age 39 or lower. It's pretty selfish to only care about your own risk to die though. If you get covid, you can spread it to people in demographics that are much more likely to die and may not have been vaccinated yet (or may be unable to due to other health concerns). Every single case of covid also runs the risk of brewing up a brand new variant of the disease that could be more severe or vaccine resistant. Fewer total cases helps everyone stay safe and get back to normal, regardless any individual's personal risk of death.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Number of Covid deaths: 550,000
Number of Covid vaccine deaths: I dunno maybe like 2
Number of deaths from giving me a tugger: 0

The choice is clear.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Entorwellian posted:

I got the Pfizer vaccine shot on March 26th and had a sore arm for a couple of days that went away. The third day I woke up with brain fog, tinnitus, diarrhea and a bad headache. The tinnitus and diarrhea went away in a day but I still get periodic headaches and brain fog that has been persisting for the past couple of weeks. It's worse in the mornings but it is still lingering throughout the day. I went on reddit and saw that there are a minority of people who have similar side effects so I'm pretty sure it's from the vaccine, unless I caught covid at the vaccine center waiting room. Regardless, I'm still going to get my second shot when it becomes available here.

I had similar symptoms after shot two that are going away now 3 days later. I actually developed COVID (became symptomatic, had been exposed from the nefarious ms derps) two days after getting my first vaccine and had all those same symptoms though while sick so hey maybe you bug chased in that hallway.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i got the vaccine on the 9th and then i gotta go and get it again on the 30th its bullshit that they said we could have free snacks while we waited for the 15 minutes after before they would let you leave but all they had was like unsalted almonds and those gramcracker bears what the gently caress am i in kindergarten? at least have some cool thing like after they give you the shot you get to take a shot or something ffs why is this fauci clown in charge of this poo poo insterad of me??

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Derpies posted:

I had similar symptoms after shot two that are going away now 3 days later. I actually developed COVID (became symptomatic, had been exposed from the nefarious ms derps) two days after getting my first vaccine and had all those same symptoms though while sick so hey maybe you bug chased in that hallway.

Shittttttttttttt. :(

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Nooner posted:

i got the vaccine on the 9th and then i gotta go and get it again on the 30th its bullshit that they said we could have free snacks while we waited for the 15 minutes after before they would let you leave but all they had was like unsalted almonds and those gramcracker bears what the gently caress am i in kindergarten? at least have some cool thing like after they give you the shot you get to take a shot or something ffs why is this fauci clown in charge of this poo poo insterad of me??

:blastu:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Bad Purchase posted:

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#demographics

According to this, roughly 2% of deaths (or about 7000 people) were age 39 or lower. It's pretty selfish to only care about your own risk to die though. If you get covid, you can spread it to people in demographics that are much more likely to die and may not have been vaccinated yet (or may be unable to due to other health concerns). Every single case of covid also runs the risk of brewing up a brand new variant of the disease that could be more severe or vaccine resistant. Fewer total cases helps everyone stay safe and get back to normal, regardless any individual's personal risk of death.

Thank you, the 7000 figure is what I needed, didn't think to look by percentage.

It's actually 5000ish 1.2 % it looks like but ty

Spinz fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Apr 13, 2021

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

you people that got the pfizer vaccine suck. you made a mistake bro. should have got moderna cause it's cool

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Nice try skeleton.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

as a shareholder...

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Spinz posted:

It's actually 5000ish 1.2 % it looks like but ty

Yeah, I gave the number for 39 and under. If you want just 30-39, it’s about 5000.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Hell Yeah posted:

you people that got the pfizer vaccine suck. you made a mistake bro. should have got moderna cause it's cool

MODerna is what the Mods got ya narc.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

you people that got the pfizer vaccine suck. you made a mistake bro. should have got moderna cause it's cool

bvitch we ride or die that pfizer life ~ vaccine gang war lets go

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
If you have an appointment to get J&J this week, you may still get it - my brother and his wife are scheduled to get the 5G upgrade tomorrow and were told by the pharmacy this afternoon that they will continue to issue J&J to people with existing appointments. YMMV. I am not a lawyer. This is not investment advice. Te amo mierda y ti culito en mi besos.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I've actually not felt 100% since about 48 hours after my J&J vaccine. Just kind feel like poo poo. I knew something wasn't right when I got winded walking up my driveway.

Gonna lol if I caught COVID at the vaccination site.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Pfizer made viagra, which is a safe, effective, and affordable product that makes people happy, which means they are doing Big Pharma wrong. Still, I am happy to have their vaccine in my veins probably not causing blood cots.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The only side effect of Moderna is being lame as a 70's kitchen. Pfizer gang for life you harvest gold fucks!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Guys covid vaccines were supposed to bring us back together not drive us apart.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The only side effect of Moderna is being lame as a 70's kitchen. Pfizer gang for life you harvest gold fucks!

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
The thread title keeps reminding me of this, so I had to make it.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Pfizer made viagra, which is a safe, effective, and affordable product that makes people happy...

So THAT explains the 4 hour boner after the jab...

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

Muk Dumpster posted:

So that's 2 vaccines that can cause clots now

J&J and AZ are both the "traditional" andenovirus viral vector similar to the flu vaccines. They’re cheaper to produce and much easier logistically than the mRNA vaccines which expire easily if they’re not in special sub zero freezers.

https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/blog/explaining-johnson-johnson-astrazeneca-vaccines

:tinfoil: probably just pharma money grab throwing shade at the less expensive vaccines?



Germany and Denmark identified a particular antibody that seems to be causing trouble though

person in labcoat posted:

On Friday, some of the first researchers to describe the condition published their observations in The New England Journal of Medicine. One team describes 11 patients in Germany and Austria; the other has observations on five patients in Norway. Both teams found the patients had unusual antibodies that trigger clotting reactions, which use up the body’s platelets and can block blood vessels, leading to potentially deadly strokes or embolisms.

The symptoms resemble a rare reaction to the drug heparin, called heparin-induced thrombocytopenia (HIT), in which the immune system makes antibodies to a complex of heparin and a protein called platelet factor 4 (PF4), triggering platelets to form dangerous clots throughout the body. Sickened vaccine recipients also had antibodies to PF4, the researchers found.

The researchers who studied the German and Austrian patients, led by clotting expert Andreas Greinacher of the University of Greifswald, had initially called the syndrome vaccine-induced prothrombotic immune thrombocytopenia; both teams now suggest a slightly simpler name: vaccine-induced immune thrombotic thrombocytopenia (VITT).

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2021/04/hard-choices-emerge-link-between-astrazeneca-vaccine-and-rare-clotting-disorder-becomes

:shrug:

edit: spell check

Computer Serf fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Apr 14, 2021

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the pfizer vaccine is just cum

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Yeah I'm full of CUM

COVID Undermining Medicine!!

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Got my second A/S jab and made a "lol I can hear 5g towers now" joke, got myself a jerk chicken savoury bagel sandwich as a treat.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


My friend saw someone on facebook call it the fauci ouchie and now he won't stop calling it that, pls send help

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owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

Just got the pfizer #1 stabbed into me in the abandoned craft store turned vaccine clinic between a Giant and a Dick's.

Strange times.

edit: I wish my sticker said "got a little prick between the giant dicks"

owls or something fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Apr 14, 2021

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