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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


infernal machines posted:

Worf was awful in every way, but that was his shtick. He was the leader of the inquisition in Drumhead because he just naturally sucks.

He's such a wet blanket and mad about stupid poo poo he helped make it loving rain on Risa just to rain on everyone else having fun.

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Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
Lol I forgot about that

Worf blowing off his honeymoon for a men’s rights meeting

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I don’t totally disagree with the idea of “it’s kinda hosed up that people are happy to ignore the very real war that’s going on and just indulge themselves in carnal pleasures” but yeah Worf went a bit nuts a bit too fast and it’s probably one of my least favorite DS9 episodes.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
Dudes an security officer in the federation’s imperial military and it’s space vegas that offends him?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Look, sometimes when you take a vacation you just have to do a little light treason

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Endless Trash posted:

I don’t totally disagree with the idea of “it’s kinda hosed up that people are happy to ignore the very real war that’s going on and just indulge themselves in carnal pleasures” but yeah Worf went a bit nuts a bit too fast and it’s probably one of my least favorite DS9 episodes.

Taking leave to go do weird sex stuff during a war is just what soldiers do. The enlightened beings of the Federation just dress it up in fancy clothes because they have to pretend visiting the sex planet is part of being enlightened.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Does Riga have native inhabitants? Or is it a colony?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I do find the sex worker planet to be a weird Star Trek thing.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
Prude

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i always assumed the people of risa were just always having sex in paradise, and then they realized that the rest of the galaxy would pay good money to hang out on Planet Fun

they're what happens if human evolution takes turn through bonobotown instead of getting off at chimpsville

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003


I'm not saying I wouldn't take each and every shore leave there if I was in StarFleet. I just find it weird that it's on TV.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Endless Trash posted:

I don’t totally disagree with the idea of “it’s kinda hosed up that people are happy to ignore the very real war that’s going on and just indulge themselves in carnal pleasures” but...

I mean it’s a vacation planet. They have 50 other weeks in the year to feel sad about how much poo poo sucks

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

jesus christ. all you social justice wizards shut the gently caress up about worf. you don't know poo poo. talking about risa. the federation was NOT at war during this episode. that didn't happen until the end of the season. loving schoolchildren.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
im sorry its hard to keep all the federation wars straight

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Mulaney Power Move posted:

jesus christ. all you social justice wizards shut the gently caress up about worf. you don't know poo poo. talking about risa. the federation was NOT at war during this episode. that didn't happen until the end of the season. loving schoolchildren.

Jake was dodging Klingon mortars like two episodes prior you absolute buffoon. The entire argument by the psychos on Risa was explicitly about complacency during a time of war and the obviously nascent dominion war, you total stooge.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

that wasn't a war. it was an incursion.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

yeah some federation guys in pajamas got iced because they wouldn't play ball with gowron. that'll happen. war? no. jake sisko is no dr. zhivago.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Mulaney Power Move posted:

that wasn't a war. it was an incursion.

The boffins at memoryalpha are calling you a liar

Rectal Death Deft
Jan 10, 2020

by Nyc_Tattoo

Endless Trash posted:

I don’t totally disagree with the idea of “it’s kinda hosed up that people are happy to ignore the very real war that’s going on and just indulge themselves in carnal pleasures” but yeah Worf went a bit nuts a bit too fast and it’s probably one of my least favorite DS9 episodes.

A better plot would have been the Dominion doing something to Risa since The gently caress Planet is more centrally essential to Starfleet than Earth.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Nitrousoxide posted:

Does Riga have native inhabitants? Or is it a colony?

Yeah I've been there they speak a weird language and are obsessed with rye bread and pickling everything in sight. Nice beer tho.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
risans like to gently caress weird and interesting aliens and thanks to their global weather control they don't even have to leave home to do it. everyone's happy and presumably the few risans who aren't dtf 24/7 avoid the tourist areas. of course, the 'everyone's happy' part is what worf found offensive. he's such an rear end in a top hat.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

TNG invented the "while you were partying I studied the blade" meme

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Whorelord posted:

Yeah I've been there they speak a weird language and are obsessed with rye bread and pickling everything in sight. Nice beer tho.

I thought yeast was the devil in their culture?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Pondex posted:

TNG invented the "while you were partying I studied the blade" meme

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


That's the stuff

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Centrist Committee posted:

Worf blowing off his honeymoon for a men’s rights meeting

New thread title please

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

that wasnt worfs honeymoon. they had just started dating at that point. it was bashir and leeta's breakup ritual where they have orgies and eat deviled lobster.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

not surprised this thread has a hardcore Worf apologist

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

a warrior does not apologize

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

punishedkissinger posted:

not surprised this thread has a hardcore Worf apologist

Worfmonger

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I've never quite understood how money worked in the Federation. Could an earthling just decide "gently caress it, I'm moving to gently caress planet. Gonna gently caress a lot." or would they need to get a bunch of capital first?

Gray Stormy
Dec 19, 2006

punishedkissinger posted:

not surprised this thread has a hardcore Worf apologist

Worflicker

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Mulaney Power Move posted:

that wasnt worfs honeymoon. they had just started dating at that point. it was bashir and leeta's breakup ritual where they have orgies and eat deviled lobster.

Which, btw, that ritual loving owns we should normalize it.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Hellblazer187 posted:

I've never quite understood how money worked in the Federation. Could an earthling just decide "gently caress it, I'm moving to gently caress planet. Gonna gently caress a lot." or would they need to get a bunch of capital first?

going to gently caress constantly to better myself and the rest of humanity

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

laughing at all the chumps making minimum self betterment at the space 7-11

Rectal Death Deft
Jan 10, 2020

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hellblazer187 posted:

I've never quite understood how money worked in the Federation. Could an earthling just decide "gently caress it, I'm moving to gently caress planet. Gonna gently caress a lot." or would they need to get a bunch of capital first?

The Federation (Earth) itself doesn't use money anymore since energy is infinite and free and anything can be instantly created by replication but I can't imagine every single one of 100+ worlds has elevated themselves to being so pure and benevolent they exchange no kind of currency for no kind of good. So it's probably like DS9 where the Federation pays the tab it's officers accumulate in areas where currency is required. Quark still gets latinum from a federation officer somehow when they order a steak and holographic blowjob. Quark is also supposed to pay Rent and Utilities to the Federation.

Roddenberry wrote it so in canon Risans probably consider being hosed all the payment they require but It's probably more realistically like $20,000 RisaBucks a night for infinite access to escorts and tropical islands and at check out everything just gets charged to a Federation account that is funded through trade or whatever. Some bureaucrat has to rubber stamp Worf's $600,000 bar tab even if Worf can claim there was no exchange of money and that he paid for nothing.

Rectal Death Deft fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Apr 14, 2021

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I feel like under those circumstances it would be easy enough to get laid on Earth. But yeah that makes sense.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Kibayasu posted:

Taking leave to go do weird sex stuff during a war is just what soldiers do. The enlightened beings of the Federation just dress it up in fancy clothes because they have to pretend visiting the sex planet is part of being enlightened.

Going to a resort planet with your girlfriend isn't weird sex stuff.

poo poo they beat the gently caress out of eachother during sex in their rooms. If that doesn't count as weird sex stuff then going to Space Cancun to do it there isn't either.

Reminder that the native Risan Government was called the Ride Hedony. They also built their own replicator, seismic control and weather control systems before the federation ever existed. These people were born to gently caress. But they don't only do that. Hell they hosted a bridge tournament which is about the least fuckable event ever. They even have attractions for vulcans who are boring as poo poo.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

risa was dangerous during enterprise though. a bunch of thugs beat up reed and tucker, tied them up in their underwear, and took a crap on them. you see there are drawbacks to being on a planet full of pleasure seekers.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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CainFortea posted:

Going to a resort planet with your girlfriend isn't weird sex stuff.

poo poo they beat the gently caress out of eachother during sex in their rooms. If that doesn't count as weird sex stuff then going to Space Cancun to do it there isn't either.

Reminder that the native Risan Government was called the Ride Hedony. They also built their own replicator, seismic control and weather control systems before the federation ever existed. These people were born to gently caress. But they don't only do that. Hell they hosted a bridge tournament which is about the least fuckable event ever. They even have attractions for vulcans who are boring as poo poo.
I'm remembering an old post about 40k about everyone joining up to Slaanesh for the blood sex orgiea but after a while you start getting super into stuff like wingsuits or no rope rock climbing

Splicer fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Apr 14, 2021

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