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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If I had a pet deer, I'd name it Prudence. If I had a pet deer I'd name it Venison, because how the gently caress is the deer gonna understand words it's a fuckin' deer.
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Gripweed posted:Strong contender for best tagline One More Fat Nerd posted:*Ten Million Boomers, Simultaneously*: "Perfect movie for a date night with The Wife!" Lobok posted:*Ten Million Millennials, Simultaneously*: guess I'll go by myself then
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Stunt_enby posted:shortening the watchlist you're on isn't praxis, my friend, and hurts your ability to safely engage in praxis That's a good point and I've edited my post accordingly. Lol
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We have
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Paladinus posted:We have Monitor monitor on the desk, show me who we most detest.
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...turn on your monitor?
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congratulations
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Platystemon posted:Why haven’t predators adapted to move in one consistent direction? This is why sharks are the greatest predator of all
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Platystemon posted:Why haven’t predators adapted to move in one consistent direction? They do. There's a direct line to becoming an SA mod.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:They do. There's a direct line to becoming an SA mod.
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Hammerite posted:still can't get over the fact his name was madoff and he made off with everyone's money
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:They do. There's a direct line to becoming an SA mod. Snap
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gentle pete posted:I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.
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NeonPunk posted:I think brain fog is far more prevalent than the data shows. Almost every women I've tried to reach out to all played off not getting back to me on the whole pandemic brain fog and they just forgot to.
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Bismuth posted:When I was in kindergarten I was obsessed with the Tarkus album cover, I said that I was Tarkus and made people call me Tarkus
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I think about this post a lot
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bony tony posted:I think about this post a lot not it
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ooof
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his ban reason ties it all together beautifully
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gentle pete posted:Uh, whoops. I copypasted the wrong thing. Looks like I can't edit my post.... I meant to link this. http://www.heartspiritmind.com/relationships/codependency/ Gotta include the followup
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:If I had a pet deer I'd name it Venison, because how the gently caress is the deer gonna understand words it's a fuckin' deer. Sam Venison
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Heath posted:Gotta include the followup Link sent me on a roller-coaster of site redirections and ended up at spammy nonsense. My phone is probably full of viruses and malware bullshit now, idk I'm not a phone toucher. Can you check that link is correct?
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On the plus side, the domain heartspiritmind.com may be for sale!
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Outrail posted:Link sent me on a roller-coaster of site redirections and ended up at spammy nonsense. My phone is probably full of viruses and malware bullshit now, idk I'm not a phone toucher. Can you check that link is correct? It's probably broken and has been for years, the post itself is the funny part
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mediaphage posted:khajit has wares if you have coin
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Heath posted:It's probably broken and has been for years, the post itself is the funny part it never even occurred to me that clicking that link would be wise
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Snowy posted:Sam Venison Alfred, Lord Venison
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Snowy posted:Sam Venison My deer yell racist/sexist things dress in the worst patterned jackets, and stand all night on my porch screaming them while leaning down, what do I do?
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Remove the deer crossing signs.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Alfred, Lord Venison
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Alfred, Lord Venison Funny forum quote.
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Marcade posted:Remove the deer crossing signs. They should move them to less busy roads. It'll be safer if they cross there
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Bubblyblubber posted:help me moneo I'm trying to desert-form the planet but I'm wormy thicc and the clap of my segments keeps allerting the duncans
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astral posted:The archives date chooser will no longer appear when the archives are disabled (e.g. for maintenance), meaning you can no longer trap yourself in the "archives are down" screen with no way to escape other than by manually removing the cookie or using a different web browser. Sorry to anyone who was into that.
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flavor.flv posted:They should move them to less busy roads. It'll be safer if they cross there I was going for a Sam Kinison was killed by a drunk driver reference and, well, it made sense to my barely awake brain, okay?
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Marcade posted:I was going for a Sam Kinison was killed by a drunk driver reference and, well, it made sense to my barely awake brain, okay? Also, I had no idea the cumfarts post was a "whoops wrong thread" deal, I thought it was just a regular "Goons sharing way too much" situation, not a "Here's some relationship advice WHOOPS SORRY WRONG COPY PASTE"
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ChubbyChecker posted:the main difference is what kind of concentration camps they support pentyne posted:uh i'm pretty sure that phrase is on the banned words list Kirk Vikernes posted:Sorry, but you must use the term "abusement park".
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Speaking of Sam Kinison, one of the funniest things I have ever heard was during a skit about a Heaven vs. Hell baseball game, they mention "there's Sam Kinison, snorting up the left field line".
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BrianBoitano posted:forums are back up, schaden on all of us
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:I wonder what is going through the brain of that stupid animal as this happens jesus WEP posted:“least there’s no ants up here” Kenny Logins posted:counterpoint: "EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE ANTS UP HERE AAAGGGHHH" PCjr sidecar posted:poor old freckles, thought of ants and flied
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