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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You all know me as a great film connoisseur, I have recommended to all of you many great films such as Salo: 120 Days of Sodom and Driving Miss Daisy.
My profound appreciation for film has led to a profound skill in filmmaking, thus, I wish to reveal to you the culmination of many years of production.

Farewell Bear Dildo, a LoTR fan film.

This film goes into many details and lore about LoTR you probably didn't know. You will learn a lot about LoTR lore in this film. If you pay attention it will answer many questions you may have had during Peter Jackson's saga. There are also references to the Silmarillion and other lore.

Please watch and enjoy this film, an LSBB production.

Farewell Bear Dildo. (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z27JDos8aGw

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Oh what do my elven eyes SEE???

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


:one: by the way

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Armitag3 posted:

:one: by the way

Thank you for the support

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
widnows movie make r

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

widnows movie make r

I used Premiere Pro

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

meats back on the menu boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I voted 3 by the way I couldn't afford a 5. Thank you.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bear Dildo was oppressed all of his (too short) life. Even his name is a mockery, for he clearly had a real penis.

gently caress you Gandalf.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying.


I couldn't have done it without your inspiration when you posted on the forums and made me work harder

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
Wow

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Yes?

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew

Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock.
Honestly expected bear dildo to be some sort of hobbit-esque character so you subverted my expectations.
Far from the dumbest video under 2 minutes I ever watched.
Voted 4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Schlong Connery posted:

Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock.
Honestly expected bear dildo to be some sort of hobbit-esque character so you subverted my expectations.
Far from the dumbest video under 2 minutes I ever watched.
Voted 4

Thank you, the editing is the way it is because I was astonishingly high on the drug Marijuana

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
rest in power bear dildo )*:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Derpies posted:

somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy

You told me the opposite in confidence. I no longer trust you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord.

God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I feel this is the story Tolkien wanted to tell all along.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was.

Was it Dick Butkus?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
masterpiece

i laughed, i cried, i poo poo, i came

all the emotions all at once

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Yay content

Baby (bear) steps

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

Yay content

Baby (bear) steps

You claim I have never produced content???

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


this is loving art

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I watched the whole thing

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mooey Cow posted:

I watched the whole thing

This was the extended edition so that is very impressive

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You claim I have never produced content???

No

I am saying that your film may inspire the next big peeler
it was a compliment

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gurf you motherfucker what have you done with the real LSBB?!
The mods ahave been informed and there's no place you could hide, not even on Uranus.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Lol wrong thread

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together. :kiddo:

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together. :kiddo:

It was so good my parents cancelled their divorce, really impressive considering how long my dads been dead

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bravo. The Citizen Kane of films about bear dildos.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


is this real??

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Son a bitch Gandalf, fucker


We will always remember Bear Dildo, never forget

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

loving tour de force.

Touching.

But not in that clingy way I hate.

You know the way.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the bear dildo was no angel

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with cum

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Tbh bear dildo and I share a similar dick color

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