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You all know me as a great film connoisseur, I have recommended to all of you many great films such as Salo: 120 Days of Sodom and Driving Miss Daisy. My profound appreciation for film has led to a profound skill in filmmaking, thus, I wish to reveal to you the culmination of many years of production. Farewell Bear Dildo, a LoTR fan film. This film goes into many details and lore about LoTR you probably didn't know. You will learn a lot about LoTR lore in this film. If you pay attention it will answer many questions you may have had during Peter Jackson's saga. There are also references to the Silmarillion and other lore. Please watch and enjoy this film, an LSBB production. Farewell Bear Dildo. (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z27JDos8aGw
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Oh what do my elven eyes SEE???
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:23 |
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by the way
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:24 |
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Armitag3 posted:by the way Thank you for the support
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:25 |
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widnows movie make r
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:29 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:widnows movie make r I used Premiere Pro
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:30 |
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meats back on the menu boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:32 |
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I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:38 |
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I voted 3 by the way I couldn't afford a 5. Thank you.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:38 |
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Bear Dildo was oppressed all of his (too short) life. Even his name is a mockery, for he clearly had a real penis. gently caress you Gandalf.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:42 |
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Big Beef City posted:I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying. I couldn't have done it without your inspiration when you posted on the forums and made me work harder
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:44 |
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Wow
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:51 |
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Yes?
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:53 |
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Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock. Honestly expected bear dildo to be some sort of hobbit-esque character so you subverted my expectations. Far from the dumbest video under 2 minutes I ever watched. Voted 4
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:58 |
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Schlong Connery posted:Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock. Thank you, the editing is the way it is because I was astonishingly high on the drug Marijuana
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:03 |
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I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:08 |
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rest in power bear dildo )*:
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:10 |
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somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:17 |
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Derpies posted:somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy You told me the opposite in confidence. I no longer trust you
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:22 |
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Big Beef City posted:I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord. God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:24 |
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I feel this is the story Tolkien wanted to tell all along.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:29 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was. Was it Dick Butkus?
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:31 |
masterpiece i laughed, i cried, i poo poo, i came all the emotions all at once
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:45 |
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Yay content Baby (bear) steps
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:51 |
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Spinz posted:Yay content You claim I have never produced content???
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:54 |
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this is loving art
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 19:12 |
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I watched the whole thing
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 19:33 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I watched the whole thing This was the extended edition so that is very impressive
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 19:50 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You claim I have never produced content??? No I am saying that your film may inspire the next big peeler it was a compliment
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:32 |
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Gurf you motherfucker what have you done with the real LSBB?! The mods ahave been informed and there's no place you could hide, not even on Uranus.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 21:02 |
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Lol wrong thread
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 21:24 |
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I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 21:27 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together. It was so good my parents cancelled their divorce, really impressive considering how long my dads been dead
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 21:29 |
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Bravo. The Citizen Kane of films about bear dildos.
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 03:49 |
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is this real??
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 03:53 |
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Son a bitch Gandalf, fucker We will always remember Bear Dildo, never forget
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 03:55 |
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loving tour de force. Touching. But not in that clingy way I hate. You know the way.
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:14 |
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the bear dildo was no angel
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:44 |
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By nightfall these hills will be swarming with cum
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 06:26 |
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Tbh bear dildo and I share a similar dick color
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