Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If I had a pet deer, I'd name it Prudence.

Gripweed posted:

Strong contender for best tagline

One More Fat Nerd posted:

*Ten Million Boomers, Simultaneously*: "Perfect movie for a date night with The Wife!"

Lobok posted:

*Ten Million Millennials, Simultaneously*: guess I'll go by myself then

Stunt_enby posted:

shortening the watchlist you're on isn't praxis, my friend, and hurts your ability to safely engage in praxis

Paladinus posted:

We have become always been the thing we hated the most.

Platystemon posted:

Why haven’t predators adapted to move in one consistent direction?

Platystemon posted:

Why haven’t predators adapted to move in one consistent direction?

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

They do. There's a direct line to becoming an SA mod.

Hammerite posted:

still can't get over the fact his name was madoff and he made off with everyone's money

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

They do. There's a direct line to becoming an SA mod.

gentle pete posted:

I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.

The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.

NeonPunk posted:

I think brain fog is far more prevalent than the data shows. Almost every women I've tried to reach out to all played off not getting back to me on the whole pandemic brain fog and they just forgot to.

Bismuth posted:

When I was in kindergarten I was obsessed with the Tarkus album cover, I said that I was Tarkus and made people call me Tarkus

pentyne posted:

bony tony posted:

I think about this post a lot

Platystemon posted:

pentyne posted:

pentyne posted:

gentle pete posted:

Uh, whoops. I copypasted the wrong thing. Looks like I can't edit my post.... I meant to link this. http://www.heartspiritmind.com/relationships/codependency/

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If I had a pet deer I'd name it Venison, because how the gently caress is the deer gonna understand words it's a fuckin' deer.

Heath posted:

Gotta include the followup

Outrail posted:

Link sent me on a roller-coaster of site redirections and ended up at spammy nonsense. My phone is probably full of viruses and malware bullshit now, idk I'm not a phone toucher. Can you check that link is correct?

Lake of Methane posted:

mediaphage posted:

khajit has wares if you have coin

Heath posted:

It's probably broken and has been for years, the post itself is the funny part

Snowy posted:

Sam Venison

Snowy posted:

Sam Venison

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Alfred, Lord Venison

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Alfred, Lord Venison

Marcade posted:

Remove the deer crossing signs.

Bubblyblubber posted:

help me moneo I'm trying to desert-form the planet but I'm wormy thicc and the clap of my segments keeps allerting the duncans

astral posted:

The archives date chooser will no longer appear when the archives are disabled (e.g. for maintenance), meaning you can no longer trap yourself in the "archives are down" screen with no way to escape other than by manually removing the cookie or using a different web browser. Sorry to anyone who was into that.

flavor.flv posted:

They should move them to less busy roads. It'll be safer if they cross there

Marcade posted:

I was going for a Sam Kinison was killed by a drunk driver reference and, well, it made sense to my barely awake brain, okay?

ChubbyChecker posted:

the main difference is what kind of concentration camps they support

pentyne posted:

uh i'm pretty sure that phrase is on the banned words list

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Sorry, but you must use the term "abusement park".

BrianBoitano posted:

forums are back up, schaden on all of us

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

mediaphage posted:

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I wonder what is going through the brain of that stupid animal as this happens

jesus WEP posted:

“least there’s no ants up here”

Kenny Logins posted:

counterpoint: "EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE ANTS UP HERE AAAGGGHHH"

PCjr sidecar posted:

poor old freckles, thought of ants and flied