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and I just ripped a really nasty hard boiled egg fart from the hard boiled eggs I ate after my morning workout and it woke him up and then he immediately started sniffing my butt. lol gross. that is all
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Apr 14, 2021 23:38
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haha he hongreh
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pretty sure that's bestiality
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My dog sleeps in the bed with me and I've always wondered why he almost never reacts to me busting rank rear end, even if he is like, right there next to my rear end. You'd think with a dog's nose that smell would be almost incomprehensibly bad
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Apr 14, 2021 23:45
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I farted on your dog while you were on your bike ride.
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Apr 14, 2021 23:48
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working out, bike ride, same thing
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Aardvark! posted:I farted on your dog while you were on your bike ride. this is bestiality + breaking and entering
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Your scent is unique and your dog coalesces all of your smells into an aroma profile, which is why if a carton of eggs ever gets stressed out, your dog will have this reaction: ITT: we describe our smell aromas for the 5 dogs that actively use the forum. I am caffeine, ink, old paper, and flop sweat.
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Apr 14, 2021 23:54
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The older of my two dogs rips more rear end than everyone else in the house combined
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Apr 15, 2021 00:10
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I've had dogs that loved the smell of farts, some that were offended by them.
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When my dog farts in his sleep and we're the only ones in the room, he wakes up, looks at me like I'm the one who farted and leaves the room. At least stay and suffer with me 
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Apr 15, 2021 00:21
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Dogs think cat poo poo is a Scooby snack. They love ur butt
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Dog luv butt fart
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Where is picture of dog
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Floodixor posted:Where is picture of dog  Old blind fart dog up front.
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Play posted:My dog sleeps in the bed with me and I've always wondered why he almost never reacts to me busting rank rear end, even if he is like, right there next to my rear end. You'd think with a dog's nose that smell would be almost incomprehensibly bad My dog ignores mine for the most part unless they’re really nasty and then he just sighs real loud like he’s had enough of my poo poo.
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My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer.
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I'm usually on nooner's side, and think he's a funny poster. But making this thread with ZERO goddamn dog pics!!? Perma this sicko imo 
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numberoneposter posted:My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer. Did your dog catch the deer
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Aardvark! posted:Did your dog catch the deer
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My dog is napping in my lap
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that vicious animal may attack you at any moment and tear your throat out through your rear end look out I've seen this before
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I will be on alert!!! 🚨
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Floodixor posted:Where is picture of dog Kosher Pickup Line posted:I'm usually on nooner's side, and think he's a funny poster. But making this thread with ZERO goddamn dog pics!!? Perma this sicko imo I am at my parents house right now. Here is their dog:  Here is my dog who has taken over her bed because all he does is alpha poo poo:  Here he is one morning just sitting like a weirdo right outside the bathroom door when I got out of the shower  Also here is him passed tf out and cuddling his Clyde Frog toy after a long day of being a good puppies 
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when did you start rooming with misanthrope
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:when did you start rooming with misanthrope misanthrope is my friend he told me he could get me a spot on his local access new show if I let him crash with me for a while. That was 2 years ago and I am starting to think that he doesnt even work for the tv station
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numberoneposter posted:My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer. I would loving lose my mind with fear if an animal ate my poop and then started chasing me full-bore
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