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Ben Quebec posted:But the whole point of savory and sweet is for the opposing flavors to intersect and runaway syrup is the medium in which it does. Wot
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Go stand over in the corner with the guy that keeps his syrup in a bowl. You can talk about ratios. 
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Apr 15, 2021 06:43
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Ben Quebec posted:But the whole point of savory and sweet is for the opposing flavors to intersect and runaway syrup is the medium in which it does. What about my bulimic children?
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Apr 15, 2021 06:45
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Ben Quebec posted:I don't get why someone would precut their pancakes. You slice up everything on your plate as soon as it lands on the table in front of you, while continuing your loud conversation with the other people at your table (or at the next table, or with the waitress, or just to yourself, muttering). Then you can one-hand everything, leaving your other hand for coffee, orange juice, and wild gesticulating. That the syrup goes where it goes is irrelevant. C'mon, your user name is Ben Quebec. Surely you're familiar with the idea of waving your hand around while stuffing your face and complaining about the government?
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Apr 15, 2021 06:55
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Ben Quebec posted:I don't get why someone would precut their pancakes. They're a Cenobite.
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Apr 15, 2021 07:33
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Caedus posted:No. You keep the syrup off to the side of the plate or a separate bowl and you dip your pre-buttered pancake squares into the syrup. Perfect ratio every time, and the bottom pancake doesn't turn into mush. I will not be taking further questions you're the motherfucker who leaves a table covered in syrup
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Apr 15, 2021 07:50
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this whole playlist of idiots trying to get rid of hornet nests feels like it belongs in here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK7YTXgop1wRt1ytrj7t12VjK2GwTf3mA few screencaps so this isn't just a youtube link   
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Apr 15, 2021 09:07
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In about a week the vaccines will have fully kicked in, which means I'm going on a grand tour of my local breakfast places.
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Apr 15, 2021 10:55
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Pro tip: Use a pizza cutter to cut your pancakes in to whatever shapes you want.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:01
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Pro tip: How about dipping your pizza in syrup? This is supposedly a thing somewhere in America, but I'm drawing a blank where.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:26
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Ben Quebec posted:But the whole point of savory and sweet is for the opposing flavors to intersect and runaway syrup is the medium in which it does. Somehow the quebecois is correct. Lift the cake, add a little, repeat. Then you have maple bacon, maple eggs, maple eyes, maple legs. Eventually you just move to Vermont and have maple wife.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:34
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schmug posted:How about dipping your pizza in syrup? This is supposedly a thing somewhere in America, but I'm drawing a blank where. I've heard of it but never seen it irl. Sounds like one of those urban legends.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:43
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schmug posted:How about dipping your pizza in syrup? This is supposedly a thing somewhere in America, but I'm drawing a blank where. I have been drunk and squirted Mike’s Hot Honey on pepperoni pizza before and I’m not gonna lie it was pretty tasty.
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Apr 15, 2021 13:30
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1) Roll up your buttered pancake. 2) Pick it up. 3) Pour syrup in one end 4) Bite Repeat 3) and 4) until done 
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Apr 15, 2021 13:33
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Apr 15, 2021 13:35
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It's like looking at one of those pictures that's what it feels liek to have a stroke. I dont even know what's going on
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Apr 15, 2021 13:39
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's like looking at one of those pictures that's what it feels liek to have a stroke. I dont even know what's going on Guy is sawing off a hornet nest from a branch while below await two women with a garbage bag ready to catch the falling nest. I'm sure this went off with out a hitch and everyone was definitely fine.
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Apr 15, 2021 13:41
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I removed a bald-faced hornet's nest from a bush in my yard and kept it. Protips: 1) Bald-faced hornets, like most of us, are actually pretty chill if you don't gently caress with them or their home. I could stand two feet from the nest and they just...flew past me to get wood pulp & water.  2) Wait until at least late September or October 3) Wait until it gets below 50-degrees 4) Look for signs of unrepaired damage (the nests get torn by high winds, they will repair it within a day or two) 5) Once confirmed, approach the nest late at night and spray a quick shot of mosquito repellent in the opening while retreating briskly (it helps to have a few beers first). 6) If no response to DEET is forthcoming (This means the queen has died or migrated into a ground burrow for the winter and whoever is left is waiting to die), get boozed up, and around midnight, get your drunken neighbor to stand by with a large trash receptacle with lid at the ready. Have him cut the branches holding the nest and then lower it swiftly but carefully into the can & slap on the lid. After this I put a Raid Fumigator (edit: which issues only dry smoke via a chemical reaction with water) on top of the nest and taped the lid onto the trash can & left it for 24-hours. Profit:  edit: and yes, the sight of it can provoke a visceral response in some folks. And no, it's not a table centerpiece, you dingdongs. 
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Apr 15, 2021 14:14
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PainterofCrap posted:I removed a bald-faced hornet's nest from a bush in my yard and kept it. Cool. Just what my wife and I surely have always wanted. A raid scented, fear inducing, fragile, unsanitary table centerpiece that only prompts questions of "What" and "Why" and no one would really care what the answers were. Awesome. (Neat little project tho) Also, re: pancakes; No dipping into a separate bowl. Pre-butter and syrup, but no pre-cutting, that's fuckin' weird. The hell is wrong with you? That's signs of autism or some other obsessive compulsive issue. However, that said, I'll also label myself as such because I don't like them around my eggs, because I don't like syrup on eggs. I'm not normally a "Oh no! Don't let foods touch!" baby because I think that poo poo is stupid. In this case, I just don't like syrup on eggs :/ Getting some on hashbrowns/bacon though is ok. Thank you for attending my lecture on The Only Way to Eat Pancakes you Heathens
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Apr 15, 2021 14:33
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there are people who specialize professionally in dealing with massive bee or hornet infestations and they post videos of their exploits for us to enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcdL01VQNU
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Apr 15, 2021 14:40
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Not hornets but equally appropriate. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-60pHtfqMU
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Apr 15, 2021 15:19
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Those hornet vids show a flabbergasting lack of ability to think more than half a step ahead. I mean they obviously had enough time to come up with a plan, and that'd the best they could do? How did these fuckwits make it to adulthood?
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Apr 15, 2021 15:35
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Outrail posted:Those hornet vids show a flabbergasting lack of ability to think more than half a step ahead. I mean they obviously had enough time to come up with a plan, and that'd the best they could do? How did these fuckwits make it to adulthood? Barely.
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Apr 15, 2021 15:59
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schmug posted:How about dipping your pizza in syrup? This is supposedly a thing somewhere in America, but I'm drawing a blank where. I think that's a high altitude thing. Had some pizza with honey (for the crust mainly) in Idaho Springs once and it was delicious. Edit: misread syrup as honey.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:03
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CaptainBeefart posted:I think that's a high altitude thing. Had some pizza with honey (for the crust mainly) in Idaho Springs once and it was delicious. that place in Idaho Springs is the only place I've ever seen honey with pizza
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Apr 15, 2021 16:05
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i make bespoke pizza dippin' sauce out of bbq and hot sauce. maybe a splash of this if i'm feeling sassy.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:09
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Honey is the secret ingredient in my homemade pizza sauce as well. I use canned, diced roasted tomatoes, fresh basil, fresh garlic, red pepper flakes, and a bit of honey (I try to keep it light), and then as it cooks, sorta mash up the tomatoes until it gets to a 'rough puree' stage. *kisses fingers* *farts gently*
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Apr 15, 2021 16:14
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Honey on pizza is pretty normal in the bay area. Not really trying to put it in the sauce though. You want the flavor contrast of the acidic sauce and sweet honey, ideally with sliced pickled peppers or something else with a vinegar profile.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:20
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Yeah? No wonder that area is so filthy and degenerate given that awful suggestion. I'd rather be dead than do that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 15, 2021 16:25
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What's with some people's obsession with collecting wasps nests? Is it like how some people like horror films? Or giant spiders?
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Apr 15, 2021 16:34
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human garbage bag posted:What's with some people's obsession with collecting wasps nests? Is it like how some people like horror films? Or giant spiders? One of those idiots read 'stuck your dick in a hornets nest' and it took off like fidget spinners.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:41
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The Voice of Labor posted:I don't get why someone would get pancakes when waffles exist THANK YOU!
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Apr 15, 2021 16:45
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i could go for some Belgian waffles, but that ain't American. Belgium doesn't even really exist, it's a waffle from nowhere, deeply weird.
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Apr 15, 2021 16:48
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Waffles are just pancake batter put ina waffle iron and yes they are better than pancakes (crunchy)
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Apr 15, 2021 17:02
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Pancake batter makes an excellent corn dog though.
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Apr 15, 2021 17:04
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Pannenkoeken is where it's at though. Flavorful, thin and potentially crispy if made right. Gonna make some now when I get home.
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CaptainBeefart posted:I think that's a high altitude thing. Had some pizza with honey (for the crust mainly) in Idaho Springs once and it was delicious. No you're right. I was thinking of honey. lol
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Taima posted:Honey on pizza is pretty normal in the bay area. Not really trying to put it in the sauce though. You want the flavor contrast of the acidic sauce and sweet honey, ideally with sliced pickled peppers or something else with a vinegar profile. The Bay Area has a lot of terrible pizza. And some good pizza. It is a land of contrasts, and horrible traffic. Big Beef City posted:Yeah? No wonder that area is so filthy and degenerate given that awful suggestion. I'd rather be dead than do that. Harsh, but fair.
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I despise sweet things for the most part, but the best use of honey for me is this thing a friend of mine recommended that is apparently an old Jewish thing: tiny drops of honey right on each bite of a granny smith apple. Really tasty Also granny smith supremacy
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honey chat, i ordered a jar of this and am waiting for an excuse to open it up.  https://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2020/11/23/spotted-lanternfly-honey-pennsylvania/
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