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I’m the droid that wants to gently caress Donald Glover.
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Kaysette posted:I’m the droid that wants to gently caress Donald Glover. i'm sorry but you can't roleplay as every droid
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Jan 26, 2020 21:12
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i roll to seduce
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Apr 8, 2021 22:09
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I got a...Despair and two Advantages? The gently caress does that mean?
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Apr 9, 2021 01:11
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It means your blaster backfires and explodes, but you can throw it at a Stormtrooper before it does.
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Apr 9, 2021 01:35
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I rolled...2 failure and 10 advantages... WHAT THE ABSOLUTE gently caress IS UP WITH THIS loving SYSTEM??? 
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Apr 9, 2021 02:57
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Um, I thought we all agreed we wouldn't be doing a Planet of the Hoojibs campaign.
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Apr 9, 2021 21:58
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I've rolled up a rogue, he's a drug dealer who goes by Elan Sleazebaggano and... What do you mean that's a terrible, stupid name that wouldn't even exist in the worst Star Wars EU materials?
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Apr 10, 2021 04:55
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Tulip posted:I got a...Despair and two Advantages? The gently caress does that mean? 
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Apr 10, 2021 05:00
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What do you mean I can't play Yoda's species? What the gently caress kind of game is this???
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Apr 10, 2021 05:09
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You climb to the top of the
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Apr 11, 2021 15:04
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I rolled up a imperial officer, I have several backup characters for when I choked to death by a superior
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Apr 11, 2021 19:15
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I am going to flip a light side token to say I have the death star plans in my back pocket.
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Apr 12, 2021 04:52
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Who doesn't, at this point?
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Apr 12, 2021 05:13
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Oops, sorry about the TPK. You all wake up in, um, the Force. You hear a mysterious voice that says, "I will offer you a deal: I will restore your lives, but in exchange you will owe me your, uh, Force souls."
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Apr 12, 2021 16:09
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My character is named Arch Graveking. He looks like darth maul but his lower half is robot legs that make him super fast and also he can jump like 100m. He's a neutral jedi which let's him use both dark and light side powers and be invisible to either side of the force as needed plus he is an expert sniper and survival specialist who can breath underwater and see in the dark
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Apr 13, 2021 00:33
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I kill Tarkin.
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Apr 13, 2021 23:37
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Cornwind Evil posted:I kill Tarkin. Roll to estimate your chances
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Apr 14, 2021 00:29
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I have a kind of rapey romance with one of the other PCs, but people will remember this as the best campaign anyways
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Apr 14, 2021 00:30
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My character's name is Wannah Mah-Ree from the planet Bongtooine. He's here to turn cheap tricks and smoke dank death sticks.
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Apr 14, 2021 01:52
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Also my character wears a grey trench coat at all times and hardly ever speaks but when he does everyone really listens, you know?
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Apr 14, 2021 02:45
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Now that The Final Order has been defeated and peace restored to the Galaxy, a new villainous menace appears. They call themselves the Prime Dominion. They are considered a small extremist group, but they have 50 trillion Super Duper Star Dreadnoughts. They are led by the powerful and enigmatic Dominator and his right hand man: Kyrth Vaden. Both are incredibly strong in the Force, and are on the verge of completing their Weapon of Galactic Destruction: the Kill Star. This is very creative and original, and forged from the highest quality of donut steel...
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Apr 14, 2021 07:01
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My character would normally be encumbered due to all of the weapons and gear he carries but his loyalty stat allows him to have a droid companion IC-U2 he equipped with 4 arms, 2 of which are normal and 2 are long range hyper blaster rifles. He also has a full spectrum scanner suite and can translate any language. His back is a full cargo rack for all of our things. He also has booster rockets like R2 does but his fire completely silently giving him total stealth at all times and he can also project a perfect shield around both of us at any time which can't be penetrated or scanned through and also provides cloaking capabilities. He can pilot any vehicle intuitively if I am otherwise indisposed and communicate with me via a nueral link so that we can both communicate instantly and silently anywhere in the same system and also he can project my image to anyone near him so I can speak to them as well. He also wears a trenchcoat. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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Apr 14, 2021 14:30
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how many skill points can i spend on baking space bread
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Apr 15, 2021 00:09
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Cease to Hope posted:how many skill points can i spend on baking space bread Three per rank unless you want to specialize in a particular kind of bread
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Apr 15, 2021 00:52
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ikanreed posted:Three per rank unless you want to specialize in a particular kind of bread So mechanically I should take the "Skill Focus (Brioche)" feat to represent his OFF THE CHARTS bread making ability. Think I should take that at level 1 or should I wait for my second level feat for it?
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Apr 15, 2021 05:12
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this is alright but it really needs to be converted to 5e, it's 2021 for pete's sake
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Apr 15, 2021 05:33
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Filthy Hans posted:this is alright but it really needs to be converted to 5e, it's 2021 for pete's sake I am going to hard loving veto this, again, I don't care how many loving 5e conversions you find, they all loving suck.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:01
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Apr 15, 2021 06:47
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Is it okay if I bring in a homebrew character? This alien species is called K'oldsteelians. They have natural talent in the Force, so they start off with a Force rating of 2 (3 if they are a Jedi character). They have a starting stat array of 1 Agility, 1 Brawn, 1 Presence, 2 Intelligence, 4 Willpower, and 2 Cunning. They start off with a natural talent that allows them to use Willpower for both Strain and Wound points. They have a disadvantage that they cannot taste or smell, but they also have no need to breathe. Oh, and can I have an extra 200 xp if I write up a detailed character background?
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Apr 15, 2021 08:43
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karmicknight posted:I am going to hard loving veto this, again, gently caress it fine, we'll just do it as reskinned Hunter. Bogus Adventure posted:Is it okay if I bring in a homebrew character? Except you, you're a reskinned Mummy.
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Apr 15, 2021 15:27
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Can I play a Klingon?
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Apr 15, 2021 17:00
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KirbyKhan posted:So mechanically I should take the "Skill Focus (Brioche)" feat to represent his OFF THE CHARTS bread making ability. Think I should take that at level 1 or should I wait for my second level feat for it? Skill focus (space brioche).
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Apr 16, 2021 05:22
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Magic missile! Magic missile!
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Apr 16, 2021 09:24
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Angry Salami posted:Can I play a Klingon? Klingons hadn't been invented yet!
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Apr 16, 2021 11:05
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I put all my jedi skill points into Agricorps.
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Apr 16, 2021 23:06
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ikanreed posted:Roll to estimate your chances 8!
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Apr 17, 2021 02:51
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I'm trying to do a patrick stewart build but I can't find the page in the player's handbook for this archetype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA&t=28s
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Apr 17, 2021 05:07
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*Consults a table in the back of a book* Uuuuuh *Flips some pages and digs through his notes* Um.. Well... I think you overestimate their chances? Yeah you overestimate their chances. There's a tube or something. You vaguely remember something about ray shielding.
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Apr 17, 2021 15:50
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ikanreed posted:I think you overestimate their chances? Yeah you overestimate their chances. There's a tube or something. You vaguely remember something about ray shielding. Fine. I'll just say "Standing by." over and over until something happens.
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